Originally Posted by hux309

Yeah little plank is is a skinny arsed scouse with an attitude of a terrier, he's allowed his say but woe betide if you say anything back, thing is i didn't really care and gave him both barrels.

It wasn't intentional as he was worried about losing his job and rightly so, i have nothing more to do with him now and it was 3-4 years ago so it's all in the past, but i do bring it up if he doesn't wind his neck in.

Originally Posted by Torquemada

Got scars all over the place, but the best one was from getting run over by a Volvo back in 1989, it was doing around 60-80mph after police did dst calculations etc when they investigated, corroborated with witness statements.

The bastid drove off, leaving me in the middle of the road, barely conscious, my dad managed to run over, scoop me up and put me on the other pavement, all the while there were other cars who had seen the incident and just drove by whilst swerving to avoid my dad.

Totally destroyed my left arm and was lucky not to have it torn off, luckily I managed to pull most of my body out of the way and just some of my left side and my arm, mainly, that were hit. Internal bleeding from kidney being a bit mashed and I was told I would have a cripppled right arm that would only extend to a right angle at the elbow.

Luckily, I did a shoitload of pyysio and have managed to keep pretty much full function of the arm but I have some pins and bolts in there to keep it all together as well as no longer having a 'funny bone' there anymore as they moved that nerve.
Totally numb and calcified elbow now though and can dent metal with it, so it's good for 'self defense'

Got £4500 compo out of it from the slushfund (which I don't grumble about), it now makes me feel like smashing the tv now when I see the ads for people getting 10k for a broken toe or something though

Originally Posted by DaveBeck

Dislocated my knee cap a fair few times at rugby and once on the dance floor, ended up having to have an op

Had to break bone under knee cap and re-screw it to tighten tendon never been same since

Originally Posted by ronjeramy

I broke my scaphoid bone Thai boxing, by punching an elbow. The Doctor who examined me originally told me that it was badly brusied and swollen, 6 weeks of agony later I saw another Doctor who re-X-rayed me and noticed it was broken.

I've had my nose broken twice. Once punched for apparently looking at someone and the second time Thai Boxing, a knee to the face, the blood was coming out of my nose like a running tap and through the pours on my nose.

I fractured my wrist falling off a bike, and aprox 6 fingers at verious points, the last time was playing Rugby.