hodgy0_2

and an early Leslie Nielsen --- based on Shakespears The Tempest dontcha know

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

With said printer I would create the USB cable the ****** wasnt supplied with, oh hang on, how can I print a USB cable if its not connected, bugger !!

I was going to print a Nudey Lady and everything

TonyG

What does it need to consume to print anything though? Energy? Matter? There's got to be a catch, you can't get something for nothing (at least, not for any significant length of time).

rabbos

Sounds like it would consume energy to make things (E=mc2)

TonyG

but you may end up with a matter/antimatter particle pairing if you do that. Unless you can get rid of one (preferably the antimatter particle) - such as drop it into a black hole.

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

Well it would have to get the energy/matter from somewhere, not a problem theres loads out there in the universe. Problem arises when it does grab stuff outside out planet. We'll get heavier and heavier - pulling the moon into us, then Earth eventually crashing into the Sun.

Trout what have you created?

TonyG

Aaarrrgggghh! he's created one of Mantrid's drones... we're all doomed.

SJ_Skyline

Ah, but with the printer you could make everything lighter thus saving us from an almost certain firey armageddon.

...or have I drunk too much coffee..?

hodgy0_2

i would print a TV remote control -- with a built in pager

so you can find the fvcker after the kids have had it all day