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Old 01 October 2009, 08:11 PM
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EastEnders.
Old 01 October 2009, 08:15 PM
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I don't watch soaps.
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Women are only happy when they are moaning, they don't like being happy, my missus is currently around her mates house comforting hermate .
Her mate left her old boyfriend because he was "too nice" and now dates some scumbag druggy that wrote her car off, treats her like $hit , and does a runner every few weeks. Yet she laps it up and takes him back time after time
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Women are only happy when they are moaning, they don't like being happy, my missus is currently around her mates house comforting hermate
Like I said in my first post....women like women.
Old 01 October 2009, 08:37 PM
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What makes Women happy ......................... who cares
Old 01 October 2009, 08:39 PM
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what makes woman happy is when they make us miserable......
Old 01 October 2009, 09:08 PM
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Gently slapping your **** round their face when they're still asleep on a morning, till they wake up.
Old 01 October 2009, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Gently slapping your **** round their face when they're still asleep on a morning, till they wake up.
i,ll try that and let you know how i get on tomorrow
Old 01 October 2009, 09:27 PM
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A good shafting up the sh1ter
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
A good shafting up the sh1ter
Old 01 October 2009, 09:58 PM
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I think this needs a poll!
Old 01 October 2009, 10:02 PM
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What, women like a pole up the sh1tter?
Old 01 October 2009, 10:04 PM
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The Polish (and Slavs in general) are quite sensitive lovers actually

so i,ve been told

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Originally Posted by Trout
What, women like a pole up the sh1tter?
Not as in them Polish c*nts who take people's jobs
Old 01 October 2009, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
Not sure if 4 inches would be that effective ?
i have found 4 inches very effective. most girls don't like it that wide !!!
Old 01 October 2009, 11:37 PM
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...women, huh!

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seeing you reply to this post in a non-judgemental, non- detrimental manner, whilst at the same time highlighting her best points, (her perfect attitude to life, and me) and with her knowing it was all real, true feelings/comments, and in NO WAY done under duress
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"too nice"...story of my life!
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
"too nice"...story of my life!
Not sure how someone can be too nice, unless they are sickening.

Just be how you are and I'm sure someone will appreciate it, or become a right **** and see how far it gets you.
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Peace and Love

Should keep you out of trouble, until the broom handle sarts swinging your way...
Old 02 October 2009, 10:46 AM
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I wish I knew..........

apparently me sorting out all of the hassle of getting my insurance sorted out after my car accident 9 months ago and ringing everybody up and speaking to someone about it, even though I ring several times a week and either don't get through or the number is busy, i'm just waiting on the money coming through, and also...ringing up someone to come and look at the broken tv even though a fella was supposed to come out twice this week and look at it. All of these phone calls have to be made during the day whilst I am working and spend all day on the phone on work related business !!!!!

Also they don't like prem ejac either

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Originally Posted by cookstar
Honesty.


I can see it now.

Question "Does by bum look big in this ?"

Answer "No - your bum looks big in everything"
Old 02 October 2009, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Gently slapping your **** round their face when they're still asleep on a morning, till they wake up.
Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
i,ll try that and let you know how i get on tomorrow

I can confirm my initial suspicion that this does not make them happy at all
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Well she must be on the rag or something then !
Old 02 October 2009, 11:09 AM
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I think this sums up the differences between the sexes quite well which may go some way to explaining the original question....

Her vs Him

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.
We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him, he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because he didn't say it back or anything.
We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me!
I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep.
Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex - but he still seemed really distracted, I just wanted to leave but instead I cried myself to sleep.
I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
England lost again. Tired. Bit Pissed. Got a **** though!
Old 02 October 2009, 11:43 AM
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My wimmins has a beautiful, healthy 2yo son, a nice home (decent size, clean and freshly decorated and in mostly good order), doesn't w*rk whilst raising our child, a nearly new car, reasonable money to have a relaxed but not extravagant lifestyle. I am calm, understanding, loving, caring, attentive. I w*rk two jobs to keep things nice, do all the shopping, cooking and washing up. I have, according to her past comments anyway, good ability in the bedroom. I have never cheated, rarely go out anywhere unless with her and our son, always defer to her choices on most things, especially TV. There is always a couple of bottles of wine in the house and I encourage her going out with her friends as much as possible.

So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.

Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.

Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!

Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
My wimmins has a beautiful, healthy 2yo son, a nice home (decent size, clean and freshly decorated and in mostly good order), doesn't w*rk whilst raising our child, a nearly new car, reasonable money to have a relaxed but not extravagant lifestyle. I am calm, understanding, loving, caring, attentive. I w*rk two jobs to keep things nice, do all the shopping, cooking and washing up. I have, according to her past comments anyway, good ability in the bedroom. I have never cheated, rarely go out anywhere unless with her and our son, always defer to her choices on most things, especially TV. There is always a couple of bottles of wine in the house and I encourage her going out with her friends as much as possible.

So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.

Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.

Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!

Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
I thought there was going to be a punchline.

You sound like a doormat. She's taking you for granted because you're a walk over. you need to man up and put her back in her place a bit. She may get some respect back for you and see you for the good man you are. That or she's just a lazy bitch who is ungrateful.
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PS Are you fat? If you're fat then she has a perfect good reason to want rid. Nobody wants a fatty.
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
My wimmins has a beautiful, healthy 2yo son, a nice home (decent size, clean and freshly decorated and in mostly good order), doesn't w*rk whilst raising our child, a nearly new car, reasonable money to have a relaxed but not extravagant lifestyle. I am calm, understanding, loving, caring, attentive. I w*rk two jobs to keep things nice, do all the shopping, cooking and washing up. I have, according to her past comments anyway, good ability in the bedroom. I have never cheated, rarely go out anywhere unless with her and our son, always defer to her choices on most things, especially TV. There is always a couple of bottles of wine in the house and I encourage her going out with her friends as much as possible.

So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.

Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.

Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!

Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
looks tough mate -- hope it works out


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