What makes women happy?
02 October 2009, 12:41 PM
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I'm a bit over-weight, but not a pot-bellied pig 
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
02 October 2009, 12:43 PM
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I'm a bit over-weight, but not a pot-bellied pig
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
I don't suppose you'd consider adopting me, would you?
What are you doing Tuesday night ?
02 October 2009, 12:50 PM
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02 October 2009, 01:28 PM
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I'm a bit over-weight, but not a pot-bellied pig
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
She's simply demonstrating the same behaviour that her family always do. Her sister is on her second husband and makes his life Hell at every opportunity. Her mother sees conflict in every situation. Her brother, as a male, avoids the lot of them and simply gets on with raising his own children and being a happy family unit, although his wife is a weirdo too. Apparently, my family are weird because we have no passion, or rather, we never fight. The way we all see it is that with around 7 billion other pillocks on the planet, why fight with your own family ?
I was going to make some funny remark on this thread and then saw your post !! Chin up mate, I am sure she will see sense.
02 October 2009, 03:51 PM
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How many times have you actually been asked something like that?
If she asks if something looks nice, she will get an honest answer, be it yes or no. She respects it as well.
Maybe it's not all women, seems to work just fine with mine though.
02 October 2009, 06:11 PM
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My wimmins has a beautiful, healthy 2yo son, a nice home (decent size, clean and freshly decorated and in mostly good order), doesn't w*rk whilst raising our child, a nearly new car, reasonable money to have a relaxed but not extravagant lifestyle. I am calm, understanding, loving, caring, attentive. I w*rk two jobs to keep things nice, do all the shopping, cooking and washing up. I have, according to her past comments anyway, good ability in the bedroom. I have never cheated, rarely go out anywhere unless with her and our son, always defer to her choices on most things, especially TV. There is always a couple of bottles of wine in the house and I encourage her going out with her friends as much as possible.
So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.
Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for
Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.
Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!
Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.
Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for
Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!
Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
02 October 2009, 09:13 PM
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lol we spent 9 months trying to get out,and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in..
I have actually met very few women who go for a completely nice guy,i come to the conclusion you got to be between an Alpha Male and a bit of an arsehole,you got to weigh the two up and balance them out equally...If your too nice the only thing she will want to do is probably have a friendly chat and friends is all you will ever be or will start to get bored at some point and look for more exciting things,and buying them nice things i have also learnt won't always get them on your side..Wouldn't know about Polish girls but i did go out with a Czech girl for 2 yrs and damn they can be really unforgiving if you step out of line..She did have a thing for Horror movies and did tend to think on the doom and gloom side of things though..OHHH time for a Vodka.....
02 October 2009, 09:27 PM
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Wimmin want a lot, but a man that is a challenge, says no to her on occaision and has confidence. Sad story Corradoboy, I hope you grow a pair and stop putting up with her **** & I mean that with the greatest respect.
02 October 2009, 09:30 PM
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my girlfriend in a nuisance at times and a bit childish but today I was off work, i fixed the car then cleaned the house, she just came home an hour ago, i was up in the spare room listening to music with a beer and she was just happy that the house wasn't wrecked and offered me another beer, BLISS! She's the only girl i have eyes for and i'm near enough sure it'll stay that way, no matter what ups and downs we have.
02 October 2009, 10:33 PM
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My wimmins has a beautiful, healthy 2yo son, a nice home (decent size, clean and freshly decorated and in mostly good order), doesn't w*rk whilst raising our child, a nearly new car, reasonable money to have a relaxed but not extravagant lifestyle. I am calm, understanding, loving, caring, attentive. I w*rk two jobs to keep things nice, do all the shopping, cooking and washing up. I have, according to her past comments anyway, good ability in the bedroom. I have never cheated, rarely go out anywhere unless with her and our son, always defer to her choices on most things, especially TV. There is always a couple of bottles of wine in the house and I encourage her going out with her friends as much as possible.
So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.
Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.
Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!
Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
So, this week she announces that she doesn't feel the same about me as she did, and that I don't make her happy. Perfectly timed as usual to destroy any good memories I may have of my 40th birthday, much like last year when she did the same thing as I was dealing with the impending death of my mother too.
Well, I am currently mulling over how happy she will be when I have quit both my jobs and flown out of the country to look for a job serving in a beach bar in the Med, leaving her to fend off the mortgage company and our other creditors with no income and our son to care for
Of course, I couldn't do that to my son, so it's highly likely that I will be back at my Dad's soon whilst paying for a house I no longer live in, and I fully expect that some free-loading pillock will move in to my bed and start playing Dad to my son within a few months.Bitter ? YES ! Completely !!
Men are simple ! I want a few things in life. My son to be happy and healthy. HER to be happy and healthy. Our home to be safe, secure and comfortable. The rest of my family and friends to be OK. At that I can get on with enjoying life, but not a wimmins ! They have to invent problems and cause grief where there is no need. Foofing weirdo's.
I am so lucky as my wife is a bit like a person who thinks it is their calling in life to look after someone who is ill.....is it called penance/martyr ?
But instead of someone who is ill, she looks after me.
03 October 2009, 09:50 AM
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Mine the other night was watching some crap on the tv, and the featured bloke was a complete wet fish, she actually said to me "i`m glad you have a backbone, and can be a bit of a ****, as that bloke is not a real man and i would walk all over him" 
Sucks to be you corradoboy, i don't have a kid, although i have had the "chat" a few times when she does not think she feels the same anymore, in the past with previous wimminz i have lowered myself down and chased after them, and it never seamed to work, with the current one i have actually let her "leave" (about 3 times) and she keeps coming back tail between the legs
I would probably do it a bit of chasing if i thought i was at fault, but if it is just her being a ********, i would never chase after her.
Sucks to be you corradoboy, i don't have a kid, although i have had the "chat" a few times when she does not think she feels the same anymore, in the past with previous wimminz i have lowered myself down and chased after them, and it never seamed to work, with the current one i have actually let her "leave" (about 3 times)
and she keeps coming back tail between the legs I would probably do it a bit of chasing if i thought i was at fault, but if it is just her being a ********, i would never chase after her.
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03 October 2009, 02:51 PM
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Right, since some people have shared real experiences ill share one of my own.
My girlfriend and i broke up a few months ago. We had been together for about 3 and a bit years. were both young (I'm 20 and she is 2 years younger) and she has always wanted to go travelling. long story short, we broke up as she wanted to try and get used to not being with me when she went travelling as she diddnt want to spend her time away missing me, and since it was a once in a life time thing to go travelling before getting into a career i understood.
She also said that it would be good for her and I to have a break as she wanted to be with me in the future but couldnt see it working from when we were so young to when we are a bit older, i agreed with this part.
For the last few months we have still been seeing each other on and off. Hnads down im head over heels in love with her and would do anything for her. Becasue of this i am constantly doing everything i can for her, whenever or where ever i am, if she called i'd drop everything and help with whatever she needed. As time went on she started to walk over me a bit, and it got to a point where i was always making the effort and she was becoming emotionally distant to me.
I put my foot down and just stopped all together with putting all the effort in, stopped helping her when she needed it and things started to change.
Now she always text's me, and its always her thats showing emotion first. Now things are on the rise again, and its al because i turned into a bit of a ****
So my answer to the OP's question is that, All women are made happy by *****, so all in all, there not so different from us blokes
My girlfriend and i broke up a few months ago. We had been together for about 3 and a bit years. were both young (I'm 20 and she is 2 years younger) and she has always wanted to go travelling. long story short, we broke up as she wanted to try and get used to not being with me when she went travelling as she diddnt want to spend her time away missing me, and since it was a once in a life time thing to go travelling before getting into a career i understood.
She also said that it would be good for her and I to have a break as she wanted to be with me in the future but couldnt see it working from when we were so young to when we are a bit older, i agreed with this part.
For the last few months we have still been seeing each other on and off. Hnads down im head over heels in love with her and would do anything for her. Becasue of this i am constantly doing everything i can for her, whenever or where ever i am, if she called i'd drop everything and help with whatever she needed. As time went on she started to walk over me a bit, and it got to a point where i was always making the effort and she was becoming emotionally distant to me.
I put my foot down and just stopped all together with putting all the effort in, stopped helping her when she needed it and things started to change.
Now she always text's me, and its always her thats showing emotion first. Now things are on the rise again, and its al because i turned into a bit of a ****
So my answer to the OP's question is that, All women are made happy by *****, so all in all, there not so different from us blokes
03 October 2009, 04:36 PM
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Yes, I can see it's [insert whatever colour the item/article of clothing/whatever is] but do you fecking well like it?! It's not a trick question! There are no right and wrong answers. If I ask someone if they like something it's because I want to know if they like it!
And what's with "I don't know" as an answer? You either like something, you dislike it, or you're not bothered either way. How can you not know?!
What makes me happy? Hmmm...in no particular order, (except for the first one):
- My cats.
- Shoes, definitely. And more shoes.
- Cold cider on a hot day, especially sitting in a cool breeze, in the shade, somewhere pretty.
- A good night out with good company.
- The smoking ban in public places and being able to go out without coming home stinking like an ashtray.
- A really good deep tissue massge, one that leaves bruises, preferably.
- Buying a present for someone that they genuinely love, (even better if it's something they wouldn't have bought for themselves).
- Winning a long-running and hard fought battle over petty bureaucracy.
- Making a recalcitrant computer or a stubborn network behave itself or solving a technical problem that's been hard to track down or resolve.
- Did I say shoes? Oh and boots too!
- Hallowe'en, fancy dress parties and glitter because my inner child is still 5 years old.
- Pretty much anything that is purple, (although I can think of some exceptions). It's even better if it's metallic purple or purple and glittery!
- The high of a really good exercise session and the reminder when I can't move for the following two days.
- Going to the dentist and him finding no problems!
- A tidy, clean, well-organised home, (cat fur notwithstanding).
- A perfectly clean, sparkling car/windows/whatever.
- Doing something for someone else, just to be nice, and feeling appreciated for it.
- Feeling I have achieved something useful at the end of each day.
- A really good drive. Not something I can easily define but I expect most of you know what I mean.
- Getting a really good deal on something I actually need.
- More shoes, (one day I'll have those Louboutins!)
- A long, hot, nicely scented bath when I'm tired and achy.
Those are the ones straight off the top of my head, (excluding the crass or rude ones).
Handbags though, no. I don't get that one at all.
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03 October 2009, 06:22 PM
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Right, since some people have shared real experiences ill share one of my own.
My girlfriend and i broke up a few months ago. We had been together for about 3 and a bit years. were both young (I'm 20 and she is 2 years younger) and she has always wanted to go travelling. long story short, we broke up as she wanted to try and get used to not being with me when she went travelling as she diddnt want to spend her time away missing me, and since it was a once in a life time thing to go travelling before getting into a career i understood.
She also said that it would be good for her and I to have a break as she wanted to be with me in the future but couldnt see it working from when we were so young to when we are a bit older, i agreed with this part.
For the last few months we have still been seeing each other on and off. Hnads down im head over heels in love with her and would do anything for her. Becasue of this i am constantly doing everything i can for her, whenever or where ever i am, if she called i'd drop everything and help with whatever she needed. As time went on she started to walk over me a bit, and it got to a point where i was always making the effort and she was becoming emotionally distant to me.
I put my foot down and just stopped all together with putting all the effort in, stopped helping her when she needed it and things started to change.
Now she always text's me, and its always her thats showing emotion first. Now things are on the rise again, and its al because i turned into a bit of a ****
So my answer to the OP's question is that, All women are made happy by *****, so all in all, there not so different from us blokes
My girlfriend and i broke up a few months ago. We had been together for about 3 and a bit years. were both young (I'm 20 and she is 2 years younger) and she has always wanted to go travelling. long story short, we broke up as she wanted to try and get used to not being with me when she went travelling as she diddnt want to spend her time away missing me, and since it was a once in a life time thing to go travelling before getting into a career i understood.
She also said that it would be good for her and I to have a break as she wanted to be with me in the future but couldnt see it working from when we were so young to when we are a bit older, i agreed with this part.
For the last few months we have still been seeing each other on and off. Hnads down im head over heels in love with her and would do anything for her. Becasue of this i am constantly doing everything i can for her, whenever or where ever i am, if she called i'd drop everything and help with whatever she needed. As time went on she started to walk over me a bit, and it got to a point where i was always making the effort and she was becoming emotionally distant to me.
I put my foot down and just stopped all together with putting all the effort in, stopped helping her when she needed it and things started to change.
Now she always text's me, and its always her thats showing emotion first. Now things are on the rise again, and its al because i turned into a bit of a ****
So my answer to the OP's question is that, All women are made happy by *****, so all in all, there not so different from us blokes
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