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Old 02 December 2009, 09:20 PM
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I quite recently was on the phone to someone from an organisation I do work with (not through choice) and thought i'd put the phone down properly and said "now stop
fu%^&ng ringing me, then realised she was still on the phone. Bitch winds me up anyway
Old 02 December 2009, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
try calling a customer you "think" is on hold a ****ing ***ker !!!

then have him explaining that he could hear everything i said about him !!!

priceless !!


ps: he was a ****ing ***ker
Glad it isn't only me thats done that!!!
Old 02 December 2009, 11:13 PM
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We'll my worst ever was on a customers site testing new software in their test company
I needed to delete sale order files for company 04 to start testing again from scratch
I deleted sales order files for all companies in a live environment in a moment of utter madness
As soon as I pressed enter on issuing the delete command I just had this unreal sick feeling thinking ****

Had to go to the sales office and explain that they are not really entering orders anymore even though the software hasn't yet realised it doesn't have files any more

Was a food company too - and they'd been taking sales orders from restaurants etc from 6am
I fcuked them up big time about 11am
Dreadfull feeling
Old 02 December 2009, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
We'll my worst ever was on a customers site testing new software in their test company
I needed to delete sale order files for company 04 to start testing again from scratch
I deleted sales order files for all companies in a live environment in a moment of utter madness
As soon as I pressed enter on issuing the delete command I just had this unreal sick feeling thinking ****

Had to go to the sales office and explain that they are not really entering orders anymore even though the software hasn't yet realised it doesn't have files any more

Was a food company too - and they'd been taking sales orders from restaurants etc from 6am
I fcuked them up big time about 11am
Dreadfull feeling
The ****** should have had a backup!
Old 02 December 2009, 11:29 PM
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I awake with these feelings on my days off
Old 02 December 2009, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
We'll my worst ever was on a customers site testing new software in their test company
I needed to delete sale order files for company 04 to start testing again from scratch
I deleted sales order files for all companies in a live environment in a moment of utter madness
As soon as I pressed enter on issuing the delete command I just had this unreal sick feeling thinking ****

Had to go to the sales office and explain that they are not really entering orders anymore even though the software hasn't yet realised it doesn't have files any more

Was a food company too - and they'd been taking sales orders from restaurants etc from 6am
I fcuked them up big time about 11am
Dreadfull feeling

Sage Line 500 / SQL backend per chance?
Sounds very familiar with talk of live and test companies.
Old 03 December 2009, 12:09 AM
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what can a 4k photocopier do that a £1k one cant ?
Old 03 December 2009, 09:18 AM
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chmod -R 777 *

From /

As root
Old 03 December 2009, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
what can a 4k photocopier do that a £1k one cant ?
Fax, scan and e-mail

Our photocopiers/printers are £5k each!!!
Old 03 December 2009, 09:30 AM
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Our copier does everything except fax and email. I wanted them seperate.

But its our main printer for all machines in the office and all mail and paperwork is scanned - we are pretty much knackered if it properly fails.

Fortunately, you can still you use but just have to remember where the buttons where underneath the pretty looking blob that was the LCD screen.

Oh Moley - your hand won't be straight again. I've done exactly the same and that bone on my left hand is bent like a banana. I believe its called "punching like a girl" because its the completely wrong part of the fist to impact (weakest)
Old 03 December 2009, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
put you're copies

Please tell me my computer screen is malfunctioning
Old 03 December 2009, 11:10 AM
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Old 03 December 2009, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dazdavies
Just last week funnily enough.

Girl friend and I always **** about calling each other names. I'll walk in the house and she'll say something like alright ******** or such like.

She's heavily pregnant (due Friday) and on maternity leave. So last week I popped home for lunch and walked through the door, I decided to get the insult in first and jokingly said "Where's my effing dinner you fat b*tch"

I forgot that the mother in law was there that day!!!!

If you knew my mother in law you'd know just what a horrible f*ck up that was.

She now thinks her precious little girl is in an abusive relationship and I am boyfriend from hell. The GF is milking it for all its worth though and reminding me of the horrible moment at every opportunity.

I'm cringing just thinking about it as we are the happiest couple on the planet and this portrays totally the opposite.
Now that is funny

You realise of course that you will never recover from that-they never forget!

Les
Old 03 December 2009, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Dedrater
Talking to the new guy in work and telling him what a bellend the boss is, only to find out later on it was his son!
Its ten to one that the son will think the same anyway!

Les
Old 03 December 2009, 11:45 AM
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I have a meeting must dash, I expect full on fighting when i get back
Old 03 December 2009, 12:23 PM
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Old 03 December 2009, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
The ****** should have had a backup!
They did - from about 4am!
Old 03 December 2009, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Beef
chmod -R 777 *

From /

As root
rm -R *
From root is better, and I happen to know someone that actually did that - not me!

Originally Posted by dazdavies
Sage Line 500 / SQL backend per chance?
Sounds very familiar with talk of live and test companies.
no, but similar
Plus what made it worse was the owner was a little fat nasty french man

Originally Posted by TelBoy
Please tell me my computer screen is malfunctioning
You got an instant bite there off dazdavies - why not try another cast to see what you can catch

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Old 03 December 2009, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Oh Moley - your hand won't be straight again. I've done exactly the same and that bone on my left hand is bent like a banana. I believe its called "punching like a girl" because its the completely wrong part of the fist to impact (weakest)
Lol, my boxing career is well and truely over.
2 Fights with the same door, and the door won both times.

I have now retired
Old 03 December 2009, 01:24 PM
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Had that feeling a couple of weeks ago.
Was at work offshore a couple of weeks ago. This is a new job 3rd 2 week trip so doing my best to keep my nose clean as im still on probation. Anyway I had been told to go out witha can of expanding foam to seal up some holes in the platforms pressurised accomodation to see if we could source a leak. As people may or may no know an oil platform has smoke and gas detectors on the HVAC inlet ducts.
Anyway im sealing up a hole with the expanding foam next to one of these ducts and guess what. Expanding foam contains butane which trigger the gas detector which shuts off all power to the whole vessel and sets of the general platform alarm getting 100 night shift personell out of there bed to stand outside and muster in a 40 knot horrizontal rain storm when it's 2 degrees. Me being on the fire team has to go an investigate the suspected gas leak knowing I caused it and having admitted to it.
150 people had to stand out in that rain for an hour, 100 of which are in the middle of there nighs sleep.

Needless to say there was a few words uttered afterwards in my ear and everybody is still takin the ****. Anybody top that?
Old 03 December 2009, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Does it really matter?
well I'm interested
Old 03 December 2009, 03:24 PM
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Filth
Old 03 December 2009, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Filth
You could also have said "How uncouth" for a triple word score
Old 03 December 2009, 03:32 PM
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It's own small way, AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH


Calculator at the ready, pal
Old 03 December 2009, 03:36 PM
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Old 03 December 2009, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Actually you HAVE met me. One of three on here that i know of who are a tiny bit taller
Having met the pair of you, Markus was not only one of the tallest, but also the closest to being naked
Old 03 December 2009, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Actually you HAVE met me. One of three on here that i know of who are a tiny bit taller
Being extremely honest here, I wasn't aware that I had. Any chance of refreshing my memory as to when and where? Did I actually speak to you, or was it a case of we happened to be at an event and in the same room as each other? No, I'm not about to say "... because I wouldn't give you the time of day".
Old 03 December 2009, 03:43 PM
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Saarfend seafront, about six years ago. You were wearing one of your bloody horrible shirts
Old 03 December 2009, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
It's own small way, AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH


Calculator at the ready, pal
You noticed! At least you're consistent.
Old 03 December 2009, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Having met the pair of you, Markus was not only one of the tallest, but also the closest to being naked

If i said you can't have a tallest out of two, only a taller, would i get myself onto any other Ignore lists?


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