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12 December 2009, 11:32 PM
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Nice to see some interesting and positive thinking here men.
As has been said the size is not going to cut the mustard unless we know the height too. If she was a size 8 and 5 ft 2 then fair enough probably looked average, but if she was 5 ft 9 then she probably looked like she needed a big mac and fries down her neck.
Again a flabby size 12 can look a lot different to someone who works out and looks after herself.
Looking at that montage of the 3 birds, the size 12 looked more like a 14. Either that or the camera was adding a few pounds!
Being a size 12 at 5 ft 10, I look slim, I was once a size 10 and yes, it was TOO thin.
More details are needed about this size 8 lady.
As has been said the size is not going to cut the mustard unless we know the height too. If she was a size 8 and 5 ft 2 then fair enough probably looked average, but if she was 5 ft 9 then she probably looked like she needed a big mac and fries down her neck.
Again a flabby size 12 can look a lot different to someone who works out and looks after herself.
Looking at that montage of the 3 birds, the size 12 looked more like a 14. Either that or the camera was adding a few pounds!
Being a size 12 at 5 ft 10, I look slim, I was once a size 10 and yes, it was TOO thin.
More details are needed about this size 8 lady.
13 December 2009, 01:55 PM
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I don't want to hijack the thread - but as there are some women hanging around here - been ordering some custom lingerie 
for her indoors and bra sizing is even more obscure than dress sizing!!!
According to calculators my other half's bra size is 36b. Anyone who knows her will fall about laughing at this. She has been custom fitted at 32FF
The thing that I find wierd that I hope you women can help me understand. It says measure under the b(.)(.)bs and then add four inches for the bra size. Why?
If it measures 32in then surely it is (and indeed they fit perfectly) a 32in bra that is required?
for her indoors and bra sizing is even more obscure than dress sizing!!!According to calculators my other half's bra size is 36b. Anyone who knows her will fall about laughing at this. She has been custom fitted at 32FF
The thing that I find wierd that I hope you women can help me understand. It says measure under the b(.)(.)bs and then add four inches for the bra size. Why?
If it measures 32in then surely it is (and indeed they fit perfectly) a 32in bra that is required?
13 December 2009, 02:08 PM
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My better half has an interesting time getting bras to fit - a 30D by x may(and probably will) fit differently to 30D from y.
Anyway, this may help
Bra Fitting - How to Measure Bra Size
Anyway, this may help
Bra Fitting - How to Measure Bra Size
13 December 2009, 02:17 PM
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Mark - that website says that my other half is a 36B.
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
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13 December 2009, 02:41 PM
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Mark - that website says that my other half is a 36B.
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
PM them to me if you like!
13 December 2009, 02:44 PM
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Mark - that website says that my other half is a 36B.
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
Thanks for that but unfortunately I got the short straw and my Mrs to be is between a boiled egg and a tangerine (with an **** that would scale a galia melon for each cheek)
Hence the piccy on her floating about with photoshopped nipples on her bum cheeks
13 December 2009, 02:45 PM
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As you're finding out it is not an exact science The g/f has been measured by those who are meant to know these things in different stores and ended up with different results; anywhere between Jaffa and whatever is between a grapefruit and a melon. It also has a lot to do with the breadth of the lady's back - affects the way bras fit, apparently.
Pretty sure she's has used Bravissimo and has had some success with the Triumph range.
The g/f has been measured by those who are meant to know these things in different stores and ended up with different results; anywhere between Jaffa and whatever is between a grapefruit and a melon. It also has a lot to do with the breadth of the lady's back - affects the way bras fit, apparently.Pretty sure she's has used Bravissimo and has had some success with the Triumph range.
13 December 2009, 02:47 PM
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As you're finding out it is not an exact science The g/f has been measured by those who are meant to know these things in different stores and ended up with different results; anywhere between Jaffa and whatever is between a grapefruit and a melon. It also has a lot to do with the breadth of the lady's back - affects the way bras fit, apparently.
Pretty sure she's has used Bravissimo and has had some success with the Triumph range.
The g/f has been measured by those who are meant to know these things in different stores and ended up with different results; anywhere between Jaffa and whatever is between a grapefruit and a melon. It also has a lot to do with the breadth of the lady's back - affects the way bras fit, apparently.Pretty sure she's has used Bravissimo and has had some success with the Triumph range.
it doesn't take some crusty old lady with a tape measure to work out whether she is a Jaffa or a grapefruit. What do you think your hands are for man?!!
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13 December 2009, 02:49 PM
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PS The other half has some fantastic bras from Leia that are made by Freya. They are all 32FF or 32G. They fit really well and look fabulous
The problem has been getting some stuff made and getting an understanding about the right fit based on 'calculators' which don't help at all!
The problem has been getting some stuff made and getting an understanding about the right fit based on 'calculators' which don't help at all!
13 December 2009, 02:56 PM
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My hands are well acquainted with my lady's upper curves
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13 December 2009, 03:38 PM
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Mark - that website says that my other half is a 36B.
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
I can assure you that nothing is further from that truth!
Cup size the old fashioned bloke way -
AA = fried egg
A = boiled egg
B = tangerine
C = apple
D = Jaffa orange
E = Grapefruit
G = Galia Melon
I would say somewhere between Grapefruit and Galia!!!
PS If you other half is a large cup size the best two places to get fitted are Leia and Bravissimmo
Cant you just borrow one of her bras and take it into a shop? You might get funny looks but it would save all the hassle
13 December 2009, 03:52 PM
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There are only 2 sizes. Any natural ***** that are bigger and you can bet she's more than likely a heffer too.
F= Funbags
FF= ******* Funbags
Anything less is just wrong.
F= Funbags
FF= ******* Funbags
Anything less is just wrong.
13 December 2009, 08:15 PM
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Oh no, big wobbly things turning ScoobyNet brains to mush. Badoongas!
'Seen bigger **** on a bird table'
You don't mean Bill Oddie then?
'Seen bigger **** on a bird table'
You don't mean Bill Oddie then?
13 December 2009, 08:23 PM
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Red wine? thats a bit posh fella its cider round these parts 
Magners or bulmers and wanting to try that new ginger ale tackle.
Back on thread R lass is trying to tell me that D is bigger than double D is she taking advantage off mt thickness or is she right?
Magners or bulmers and wanting to try that new ginger ale tackle.
Back on thread R lass is trying to tell me that D is bigger than double D is she taking advantage off mt thickness or is she right?
13 December 2009, 08:25 PM
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13 December 2009, 08:39 PM
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No she says things like that then chuckles and leaves me saying what really????
Shes a DD and a size 12 and mint in my eyes. Used to go thro size 8 blondes like mad and cheated on all off them think i like her cause shes more "womenly" and got more respect for her
Shes a DD and a size 12 and mint in my eyes. Used to go thro size 8 blondes like mad and cheated on all off them think i like her cause shes more "womenly" and got more respect for her
Double D
13 December 2009, 09:15 PM
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