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05 January 2010, 03:52 PM

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I nearly got into a gas competition with some bloke in the queue to pay,

Jesus, the belches, farts, burps, and God knows what else people had to cry freedom from their bodily functions was unbelieveable,

Andrew Lloyd Webber would have been proud of us.

it was like a night at the opera, only louder.

You ever seen Close encounters of the third kind at the end? yeah baby!

This poor disabled bloke in an electric buggy couldn't turn around and exit our line fast enough, never enough power in those things.

I was thinking of signing us up for Britain's Got Talent.

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05 January 2010, 03:54 PM

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I used to have a very unhealthy obsession with mcdonalds cheese burgers. I could easily buy 6 and scoff the lot! If i tried that now i think my **** would explode......literally!

I can't even eat one. I think they are disgusting.

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05 January 2010, 04:14 PM

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I can't even eat one. I think they are disgusting.

Aye, most of NSR eat £600 meals most nights, so a Maccys will never suffice

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05 January 2010, 04:24 PM

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Aye, most of NSR eat £600 meals most nights, so a Maccys will never suffice

I'll settle for my Fish and Chips.

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05 January 2010, 04:34 PM

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Aye, most of NSR eat £600 meals most nights, so a Maccys will never suffice

COB, £600 wouldn't buy a bottle of wine for the hardcore NSR'ers

(im not in that boat though, sadly)

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05 January 2010, 04:38 PM

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Aye, most of NSR eat £600 meals most nights, so a Maccys will never suffice

Agreed! But when you're 15, you don't give a ****e about good food and at 69p a burger...........quids in!

Oh and £600? Fecking cheap skate!

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05 January 2010, 04:47 PM

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Agreed! But when you're 15, you don't give a ****e about good food and at 69p a burger...........quids in!

Oh and £600? Fecking cheap skate!

Me and the Mrs went to KFC last night and didn't actually buy anything

Nothing new or spicy on the menu so went to a takeaway for Pizza instead

But Maccy's still gets my business when greasy cheese burgers are the order of the day. I'm certainly not ashamed that I don't spend money on overpriced crap

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05 January 2010, 04:47 PM

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I'll settle for my Fish and Chips.

Hmm, much more of a healthy option with all that fat!

Fish and chips is over-rated. Give me a curry any day!

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05 January 2010, 04:51 PM

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Me and the Mrs went to KFC last night and didn't actually buy anything

Nothing new or spicy on the menu so went to a takeaway for Pizza instead

But Maccy's still gets my business when greasy cheese burgers are the order of the day. I'm certainly not ashamed that I don't spend money on overpriced crap

Me too. I love a good maccy's. Far better than the over priced burnt, sorry, 'flame-grilled' ****e available from Burger King.

I am loving my barbique twister wraps from kfc though, hmmm!

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05 January 2010, 04:55 PM

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Me too. I love a good maccy's. Far better than the over priced burnt, sorry, 'flame-grilled' ****e available from Burger King.

I am loving my barbique twister wraps from kfc though, hmmm!

Call me tight, but I won;t really even eat at somewhere like Franky and Benny's as it seems very overpriced for "another" food chain. I do like the 50% off Pizzahut vouchers though, never had a bad experience with them

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05 January 2010, 05:35 PM

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CHRIS PURVIS100.

You could try duck tape?

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05 January 2010, 05:40 PM

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What about one (or two) of those stretchy luggage hooks to hold ya **** together? If it's good enough for Oprah it's good enough for us.

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05 January 2010, 05:43 PM

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Anything like this?
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You read my mind, did it take long?

Chicken n chips or a nice roast for me please.

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05 January 2010, 06:29 PM

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CHRIS PURVIS100.

You could try duck tape?

was that a joke?

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05 January 2010, 07:52 PM

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Hmm, much more of a healthy option with all that fat!

Fish and chips is over-rated. Give me a curry any day!

Er, hello, I never said anything about fatty foods. I like a maccy's now and again, but when you have to but two happy meals and have the rugrats screaming and fighting over the dregs of the last bloody fruit shoot, believe me, it's no longer a happy meal for anyone.

As for the fish and chips, it's wasn't from the local salmonella rife chippy. It was a nice piece of Young's. One of those seaside specials..... with some oven chips and pettit pois.

I am not trying to get into some type of food argument, however, from what I have read on here about Christmas eating habits, some of you lot sound like if you fell over and split open you would spill out lard, or a king prawn ring.

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