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Old 22 February 2010, 05:08 PM
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I like the "small moan" bit. I need further education as I am unsure what to moan about. Lol
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Old 22 February 2010, 05:21 PM
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I like the "small moan" bit. I need further education as I am unsure what to moan about. Lol
Your in the right place here when it comes to 'that' type of education.

Assuming you are female that is.
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Old 22 February 2010, 05:24 PM
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I could moan about the hedge needing cutting or windows painting
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Old 22 February 2010, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Lily The Beige
I could moan about the hedge needing cutting or windows painting
Both the 'hedge trimming' and 'painters in' are your problem missy
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Old 22 February 2010, 05:48 PM
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Ah! Of course "feminine hygiene is important"
I call that essential maintainnce my hedge is looked after when he's working away from home.
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Old 22 February 2010, 06:26 PM
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Talking of feminine hygiene I got jambushed today
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Old 23 February 2010, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Talking of feminine hygiene I got jambushed today
Pray tell.... what the fudge does that mean?
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Old 23 February 2010, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Les

Dont happen to have a before shot, but this is a picture that was taken after I suggested to the good lady, that she read, inwardly digest and follow the instructions to the letter






Bit touchy wasnt she
Oustanding Swiss-Mrs Leslie is asking about me laughing again,and I am not sure how to explain that one!

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Old 23 February 2010, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Pray tell.... what the fudge does that mean?
Jambushed! ROFLMAO, couldn't you just guess Hysteria
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Old 23 February 2010, 04:05 PM
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Can't believe women got such a raw deal back in those days, it's terrible. I like to think of myself as a modern man. For example, I don't get embarrassed buying tampons in the supermarket. But apparently they're not a 'real Valentine's present'. FFS, women are never satisfied !
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Old 23 February 2010, 04:10 PM
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Or for Mother's day either!
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Old 23 February 2010, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Can't believe women got such a raw deal back in those days, it's terrible. I like to think of myself as a modern man. For example, I don't get embarrassed buying tampons in the supermarket. But apparently they're not a 'real Valentine's present'. FFS, women are never satisfied !
Very funny Thanks for the laugh
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Old 23 February 2010, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lily The Beige
I like the "small moan" bit. I need further education as I am unsure what to moan about. Lol
I find it really easy to make my wife moan - especially when I use the curtain to wipe off my ***** when I finished.
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Old 23 February 2010, 04:15 PM
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Very funny Thanks for the laugh
Just don't mention Jimmy Carr
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Old 23 February 2010, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GMballistic
Jambushed! ROFLMAO, couldn't you just guess Hysteria
Well I think I was on the right lines, but if I was correct in my thinking then - Yuk!
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Old 23 February 2010, 07:10 PM
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Not as bad as you think Simply means getting into a lengthy n heated argument with a woman whose time of the month it is and not realising said woman was on the blob until afterwards
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Old 23 February 2010, 08:11 PM
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as my father said to me shortly before he was kicked out of the marital home

"treat em mean to keep em keen"
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Old 23 February 2010, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Not as bad as you think Simply means getting into a lengthy n heated argument with a woman whose time of the month it is and not realising said woman was on the blob until afterwards
Ah, I see.

Thats where Mr.P has it lucky. My contraception has stopped me ovulating, so he doesn't have to put up with any crap like that. Not for the next 3 1/2 years anyway!

Maybe TMI there, but just an insight into my life.
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Old 23 February 2010, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
as my father said to me shortly before he was kicked out of the marital home

"treat em mean to keep em keen"
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Old 23 February 2010, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Ah, I see.

Thats where Mr.P has it lucky. My contraception has stopped me ovulating, so he doesn't have to put up with any crap like that. Not for the next 3 1/2 years anyway!

Maybe TMI there, but just an insight into my life.
What contraception is that so i can get the other half on it? **** all month long


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Old 23 February 2010, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
What contraception is that so i can get the other half on it? **** all month long


It's called the Mirena Coil. Not for the feint hearted, but better than any more kids!

It's not the sort of thing that many women like, and some don't get on well with it as it's hormone based, but for me it has saved my sanity!

If anyones lady wants something semi permanent, this is great!
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Old 23 February 2010, 09:31 PM
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eiwww my Mum had the coil and had a load of grief when it needed to be removed when she was older, not that I want to worry you or anything
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Old 23 February 2010, 10:37 PM
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Not really a problem. I had one out, and another put in, so I know what to expect.

Also when you have had children, nothing phases you.
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Not really a problem. I had one out, and another put in, so I know what to expect.

Also when you have had children, nothing phases you.
You must be tougher than me then, I've had two kids and still hate having a smear
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Old 24 February 2010, 07:59 AM
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ewwwwwwwwwwww, ladies stop it !!!
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Old 24 February 2010, 06:15 PM
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I have the same coil, fitting it was fine but removing the old one was very unpleasant, it made me want to chunder
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Old 24 February 2010, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
ewwwwwwwwwwww, ladies stop it !!!

i second thatt lol !!
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