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Old 29 April 2010, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Also don't tell her you posted get pic on a forum for a load of sexually deprived Neanderthals, or she will flip.
I'm not sexually deprived!
Old 29 April 2010, 04:19 PM
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Remember treat a ***** like a princess and treat a princess like a *****.
Old 29 April 2010, 04:21 PM
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If you are getting no where with her, there is always Rohypnol.
Old 29 April 2010, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Alg
Yes! In definition yes.
But (and you seem old enough to know) in practice that isn't always the case.

Google image search "disgusting *****"
Yes - I totally agree.

I'm also old enough to know, and even more importantly I'm also wise enough to know that I must not do your suggested google search
Old 29 April 2010, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bob r
If you are getting no where with her, there is always Rohypnol.
or poetry, birds love poetry. try this one

roses are red, violets are blue
i've got a knife, get in the ******* van
Old 29 April 2010, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Yes - I totally agree.

I'm also old enough to know, and even more importantly I'm also wise enough to know that I must not do your suggested google search
or you try typing "that's not sexy" into google an press the "i'm feeling lucky button
Old 29 April 2010, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
roses are red, violets are blue
i've got a knife, get in the ******* van
Old 29 April 2010, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bob r
If you are getting no where with her, there is always Rohypnol.
the ugly mans best friend.

ratty i wonder why this is only on here, but here it goes, tell her your a very intelligent, non aggressive young man who is rather good with electrical equipment, ie computers, you are a safe driver and your car will be finished in time to take her out on another date. then offer to take her out for a drive in the van (make sure its emptied out with only a mattress and a couple of pillows), drive to a secluded spot have a nice picnic ready that you can eat and then talk about her until it starts getting dark and look at the stars. you may get lucky after that.
Old 29 April 2010, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ratboy
Heres pic of her....she's such a lovely personality...cant wait to get to know her more ............. Love is in the air......


Sorry but the picture gives it all away! Just look at the 2 'minders' in the background.Just as your walking back after a lovely evening the ex-Hells Angel picks you up by the ankles & then the NF skinhead beats you with a baseball bat until all your loose change & credit cards fall out.

Loves young dream shattered.

Still, it's better than waiting to be divorced after being married for 23years
which pretty much feels like the same thing happened .
Old 29 April 2010, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ_Jon
don't talk about sex

If you don't talk about sex then how are you supposed to find out if she does ****?















PS When I met responded to her ad on Adult Friend Finder she actually said she loved it so you'll be fine
Old 29 April 2010, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by bob r
If you are getting no where with her, there is always Rohypnol.


Good luck, ratboy. She looks lovely
Someone I know uses Plenty of Fish. Unfortunately she has met more frogs than princes
The last one looked reasonable, though.
Old 29 April 2010, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
or you try typing "that's not sexy" into google an press the "i'm feeling lucky button
No.

I knew not to google the last suggested search and I know that I shouldn't google that one either!

Somehow I suspect you've googled it though - post up your browsing history
Old 29 April 2010, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
No.

I knew not to google the last suggested search and I know that I shouldn't google that one either!

Somehow I suspect you've googled it though - post up your browsing history
Do you want Scoobynet to crash?
Old 29 April 2010, 06:03 PM
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Just have a quick squeeze first to make sure there's no **** in the undies
Old 29 April 2010, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by belliott69
the ugly mans best friend.

ratty i wonder why this is only on here, but here it goes, tell her your a very intelligent, non aggressive young man who is rather good with electrical equipment, ie computers, you are a safe driver and your car will be finished in time to take her out on another date. then offer to take her out for a drive in the van (make sure its emptied out with only a mattress and a couple of pillows), drive to a secluded spot have a nice picnic ready that you can eat and then talk about her until it starts getting dark and look at the stars. you may get lucky after that.
Its on Surrey now
Old 29 April 2010, 06:13 PM
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Post a pic of yourself Ratboy and the SNET females will let you know if you've got a chance with her
Old 29 April 2010, 06:13 PM
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i think the **** take will commence rather quickly.
Old 29 April 2010, 06:15 PM
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here he is in all his glory
Old 29 April 2010, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by belliott69
the ugly mans best friend.

ratty i wonder why this is only on here, but here it goes, tell her your a very intelligent, non aggressive young man who is rather good with electrical equipment, ie computers, you are a safe driver and your car will be finished in time to take her out on another date. then offer to take her out for a drive in the van (make sure its emptied out with only a mattress and a couple of pillows), drive to a secluded spot have a nice picnic ready that you can eat and then talk about her until it starts getting dark and look at the stars. you may get lucky after that.
Are we talking about the same bloke Chris???

Originally Posted by Anger
Its on Surrey now
Why do you think half the Surrey members are over here now reading this

Ratty, I'm disappointed that you felt you couldn't ask us for help
Old 29 April 2010, 06:22 PM
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Oh and Ratty, she's not another Russian is she?
Old 29 April 2010, 06:37 PM
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nope i had my sensible head on rob, should of just said, when you meet her ask her,

does she **** on first dates, does your dad own a brewery, can i feel your **** or will you show em to me, etc.
Old 29 April 2010, 06:50 PM
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And at some point she will find out about this thread and that you posted a pic of her then you can forget the bed bashing!!
Old 29 April 2010, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyJawa
And at some point she will find out about this thread and that you posted a pic of her then you can forget the bed bashing!!
Dont see why,all i did was ask an opinion about what to do and have nothing but good things to say about her.
She has a fantastic sence of humour and ill have no problems about showing this whole thread to her,which she will find very funny........
P.S Anger.....IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 29 April 2010, 07:25 PM
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Oh jarrat my old china, you could of just come to us on surreyscoobies you know that you would of got loads of help & pisstaking!! Or you could of called me, I would of glady told you to just get in there, charm her a bit agree with everything she says & then just ride the night away!!!
Old 29 April 2010, 07:28 PM
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and leave the absynth alone
Old 29 April 2010, 08:04 PM
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good mate, lol @ the comments... and PMSL at the roland rat picture !!! hahahahah

keep us posted !

oh and watch out for the biker and Hitler Youth !!
Old 29 April 2010, 08:43 PM
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This is a ******* funny thread !! Had a **** day at work and reading these posts has made me laugh !!! Quality !!! For what it's worth - she looks fit and rides a bike ! You are a lucky lad, enjoy mate.
Old 29 April 2010, 09:02 PM
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She looks like she keeps nice company
no realy good luck she looks nice
PS the bloke who runs plenty of fish from his bedroom earns 65k dollers a day from it he has been offerd millions but wont sell
Old 29 April 2010, 09:10 PM
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Must admit,this has turned into a very funny read......
Im actually very sincere,as really like this girl,and want things to go perfect with her.
But your answers do crack me up
Old 29 April 2010, 09:15 PM
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Have you asked her how many blokes she has met of there ? if its loads dont build your hopes up


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