England FLags....
01 June 2010, 01:15 PM
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A professer has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penesis in the uk men. There are those that fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the uk with extremly small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
Arr, crap. If I'd known all I needed to do to show I had a small **** was fly an England flag outside my car window, I wouldn't have gone and got it extended by getting it pierced
01 June 2010, 01:16 PM
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01 June 2010, 01:19 PM
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01 June 2010, 01:23 PM
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Errmmmm did you actually read my post??
I'm not the least bit fussed about flying the flag, I was just curious at the oddness of having 'ENGLAND' embazened upon and England flag, afterall the very point of a flag is to be the symbol of a nation, i.e. no need for text.
That the one and only point I was making, sorry to **** on your parade, but there is no argument here
I'm not the least bit fussed about flying the flag, I was just curious at the oddness of having 'ENGLAND' embazened upon and England flag, afterall the very point of a flag is to be the symbol of a nation, i.e. no need for text.
That the one and only point I was making, sorry to **** on your parade, but there is no argument here
To make it a little easier for you
Displaying you countries/teams flag is just fine by me, having the name of your team on it as well, no big deal really in the scheme of things is it.
it is however somewhat sad and indictive of a lack of any real life that it is picked up on and posted on the internet really
Perhaps would be better on one of the English apologist and hand wringing boards where you can apologise about anything like the empire, slavery, being British/English and showing/displaying the cross of St George or the sinking the Belgrano or as i like to remeber it as 'GOTCHA' day etc.
01 June 2010, 01:27 PM
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01 June 2010, 01:32 PM
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Gets number first with a spray type liquid (forget its name). Most painful thing is the first **** afterwards - that stings a bit as urine is a natural antiseptic. That helps heal it quickly too as everytime you pee afterwards you're cleaning the bugger too
01 June 2010, 01:34 PM
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It's not as bad as a lot of people make it out to be.
Gets number first with a spray type liquid (forget its name). Most painful thing is the first **** afterwards - that stings a bit as urine is a natural antiseptic. That helps heal it quickly too as everytime you pee afterwards you're cleaning the bugger too
Gets number first with a spray type liquid (forget its name). Most painful thing is the first **** afterwards - that stings a bit as urine is a natural antiseptic. That helps heal it quickly too as everytime you pee afterwards you're cleaning the bugger too
01 June 2010, 01:37 PM
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I'm sure that there are some people flying the flag that are doing so because of reasons that have f*ck all to do with the world cup. Perhaps they're just fed up with reading about councils banning the flag, and the potential that the flag will offend those from other countries.
If I didn't think it looked completely distasteful and chavvy I'd put them on my car and hang them from my windows. With "If you dont like our flag **** off and live in another country" written on them.
If I didn't think it looked completely distasteful and chavvy I'd put them on my car and hang them from my windows. With "If you dont like our flag **** off and live in another country" written on them.
01 June 2010, 01:41 PM
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Mines 5mm thick in diameter and has a 22mm internal diameter, so 32mm in size overall.The needle is pushed down your jap eye and pierces through the skin to come out either side of where your banjo string is
Mines on the right hand side.Heres a drawing instead of a photo...
*Not work safe*
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E30iRHzd4E...nce_Albert.jpg
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01 June 2010, 01:43 PM
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Getting a boner is fine... why wouldn't it be. Just make sure the ring is large enough to cope with the increase in size Mines 5mm thick in diameter and has a 22mm internal diameter, so 32mm in size overall.
The needle is pushed down your jap eye and pierces through the skin to come out either side of where your banjo string is Mines on the right hand side.
Heres a drawing instead of a photo...
*Not Work Safe*
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E30iRHzd4EI/SY6pF9Nn0KI/AAAAAAAAAIc/pCrKxFAWRNc/s400/Prince_Albert.jpg
Mines 5mm thick in diameter and has a 22mm internal diameter, so 32mm in size overall.The needle is pushed down your jap eye and pierces through the skin to come out either side of where your banjo string is
Mines on the right hand side.Heres a drawing instead of a photo...
*Not Work Safe*
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E30iRHzd4EI/SY6pF9Nn0KI/AAAAAAAAAIc/pCrKxFAWRNc/s400/Prince_Albert.jpg
01 June 2010, 01:47 PM
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01 June 2010, 05:48 PM
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I'm sure that there are some people flying the flag that are doing so because of reasons that have f*ck all to do with the world cup. Perhaps they're just fed up with reading about councils banning the flag, and the potential that the flag will offend those from other countries.
If I didn't think it looked completely distasteful and chavvy I'd put them on my car and hang them from my windows. With "If you dont like our flag **** off and live in another country" written on them.
If I didn't think it looked completely distasteful and chavvy I'd put them on my car and hang them from my windows. With "If you dont like our flag **** off and live in another country" written on them.
01 June 2010, 06:14 PM
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i think curry's £10 for every engerland goal is safe. they wont be giving much discount of any tvs this summer.
01 June 2010, 08:25 PM
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At least they made it there
, now whatever happened to the rest of the home nations, looks like they'll have to shout for Spain again
01 June 2010, 09:15 PM
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01 June 2010, 09:16 PM
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01 June 2010, 11:02 PM
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The needle is pushed down your jap eye and pierces through the skin to come out either side of where your banjo string is
Mines on the right hand side.Heres a drawing instead of a photo...
*Not work safe*
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E30iRHzd4E...nce_Albert.jpg
I haven't got a japs eye, but Jesus, that makes me want to heave
Not the piercing, just where it is.It must have hurt like hell
01 June 2010, 11:22 PM
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I hope you HAVEN'T got a Japs eye, otherwise I shall be calling you Ms GaGa from now on
Getting my nipple pierced (a few months previous) hurt more IMO. Don't have that in any more now - just the todger extension
