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Vaseline under the door handles, nice bit of mess when you're in a rush for work !...and won't damage or provoke damage !

dave247

Get a drawing pin with a bit of dog **** on the end, blu-tac the pin to the underside of the handle, when he goes to open it he will ***** his finger and put it in his mouth to suck off the blood. Job done no more pranks.

Playsatan

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We had a spate of these when I used to work nightshift.

Moving the car about the car park was a favourite or the paper in the vents but one snowy morning I came out to find a huge snow **** and ball on the top of my car, and I mean huge. It must have taken them ages. Of course all of the day shift staff had arrived to let us night guys go home and saw it.

I knew who the ring leader was so the next night I got busy with the printer and in massive font printed out "Free blow jobs, follow me", got it big enough for one word a page. His car was reversed into a space so I taped it to his back bumper and went back to work.

When we finished n the next morning I waited till he left and followed him up the road for a few miles with everyone flashing and shouting at him. He said he got pulled by the police and they took the complete **** out of him.

Jaybird-UK

Dog feces causes cramps, diarrhea, intestinal illness, and serious kidney disorders in humans among other nasty things

tathan

a mixture of swarf and vaseline smeared everywhere, leading to the eternal problem of "How do you get it off?"

ScoobyWon't

Very low tech suggestions:

Stick a Police Aware sticker right in the centre of his eye-line of his front windscreen - they take an age to peel off, but do no lasting damage.

If he doesn't lock his door while he drives, wait for him to start moving, then just open his boot or a rear door and walk off. He'll have to get out to close it. Childish, but enough to annoy.

When he's not looking, unscrew his dust cap and place a tiny piece of gravel inside it. Then when you screw it back on, it depresses the valve and deflates the tyre. When he removes the dust cap, the piece of gravel will fall away.

StickyMicky

Had a car in 2 weeks ago that had been covered in tomato sauce and mayonaise, the tomato sauce came off easy enough, but the mayo was an utter nightmare once dry, i thought it was going to damage the paint due to the egg.

dpb

In the olden days when cars were cars and not just commuter boxes you could have simply removed his propshaft

Norman D. Landings

Neat blackcurrant cordial in the washer bottle.

Did it to a work colleague one day who was made redundant later that afternoon. Never found out what happened. I still have visions of him in a ditch ....

Leslie

And blindness!

Les

SwissTony

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you are confusing that with excessive masturbation les


Some great suggestions on here, I am taking notes

ollyit

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good stuff guys

Fat Boy

Car on bricks so the tyres are juuuust off the ground

zippy!

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get his car keys and swap the spark plug leads over or the good old spud up the tailpipe always works a treat!

SirFozzalot

We have to wear these personal H2S gas monitors at work



and when the battery runs low it emits a beep every minute or so and I can confirm it's rather annoying. They regularly get hidden in vehicles and offices and even in someones caravan.

Leslie

Sorry for no reply to that one-can't find my glasses!

Les

huzzy1

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Steve,

I liked this so much I tried it myself. My boss is a right pain in the **** so he got it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy2j6PmM9GE

Timwinner

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Thats awesome!!!!

wiltshire_boy

Might be a bit extreme? - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...e/10293629.stm

joey_turbo

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Was doing a flat clearance once. Tenant done a runner, leaving some naughty polaroids amongst other unmentionable items behind.
One of the items was a long rubbery fellow thats became the firms mascot for a while. Until we decided to strap it to the back of the bosses Land Rover. It was a black land rover discovery, all tinted windows and private plate.
He drove twenty miles with this huge life like ***** stuck to his towbar. We were cracking up as it wobbled over the speed bumps. He said people were hooting him up, laughing as they went passed.

Could try that, if he has a towbar.

dexster81

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Get one strand of cotton wet it and stick it down the side of his car so it looks like its been keyed, my mates did it to me a week after a respray really makes your heart go

twooo

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Vaseline on his windsreen.

Only way to get it off is with a stanley knife blade. Carefully.