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Old 30 June 2010, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Why is it always men who do the cooking at BBQs?
Not always. I like to have a go too.

That's not to say I am very good, or that it would be wise to eat food cooked by me. (unless you like it really well done )
Old 30 June 2010, 06:55 PM
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How come you find hedges all round the edges of fields, but never in the middle ?
Old 30 June 2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
How come you find hedges all round the edges of fields, but never in the middle ?
as that would annoy the combine driver even more if there was more of them !!! and if you put them in the middle you want make two small fields !!
Old 30 June 2010, 07:55 PM
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On an evolutionary scale, what is the point of pubic hair? It can't be to show that you can reproduce since you have even more of it as you get old and craggy!
Old 30 June 2010, 08:14 PM
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What was the question ?
Old 30 June 2010, 08:15 PM
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Why?
Old 30 June 2010, 10:26 PM
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Why do we provide foreign aid* to the two fastest growing economies* in the world who each have populations of over a billion people?*

*These are complete guesses
Old 30 June 2010, 10:38 PM
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Why is SN never like the good old days, yet somehow you feel compelled to post every now and then?
Old 01 July 2010, 01:57 AM
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Why is SN never like the good old days, yet somehow you feel compelled to post every now and then?
Thats easy - beer!!
Old 01 July 2010, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
Not always. I like to have a go too.

That's not to say I am very good, or that it would be wise to eat food cooked by me. (unless you like it really well done )

See - Men can cook on a BBQ and women can do the ironing. (Do you do well done clothes as well?)
Old 01 July 2010, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
How come you find hedges all round the edges of fields, but never in the middle ?
Even those are disappearing now!

Les
Old 01 July 2010, 02:59 PM
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why do women insist on asking men 1 answer Qs. but when we happen to give them a genuine opinion or bit of advice they sulk or call us nasty?
Old 01 July 2010, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by my06 ppp silver
why do women insist on asking men 1 answer Qs. but when we happen to give them a genuine opinion or bit of advice they sulk or call us nasty?
Is that a bit like when the bloke asks if his belly is getting bigger and we say, yes. He sulks off down the pub to whinge to his mates about his partner being nasty
Old 01 July 2010, 04:31 PM
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why do people park at petrol pumps when they are not buying fuel ??

The other night a girl parked at the pump, walked over the cash point and got out money, then went inside and bought a petrol container and drove away

Does my bum look big in this ???

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Old 01 July 2010, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Is that a bit like when the bloke asks if his belly is getting bigger and we say, yes. He sulks off down the pub to whinge to his mates about his partner being nasty
No it's a ploy woman fall for to get away so that he can have a laugh and few pints with his mates and oggle at other women in the pub!

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Originally Posted by jonc
No it's a ploy woman fall for to get away so that he can have a laugh and few pints with his mates and oogle at other women in the pub!
PMSL , obviously struck a chord with 1 of the SN wimmins
Old 01 July 2010, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
On an evolutionary scale, what is the point of pubic hair? It can't be to show that you can reproduce since you have even more of it as you get old and craggy!
To protect the pubic bone. Also may be in the case of men to help maintain the optimum temp for sperm production. Final option is so blokes can pull their **** back between their legs and try pretend they have a mangina.
Old 01 July 2010, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Final option is so blokes can pull their **** back between their legs and try pretend they have a mangina.
Hmmm..........might be something to try tonight!
Old 01 July 2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
See - Men can cook on a BBQ and women can do the ironing. (Do you do well done clothes as well?)
Depends on what you mean by well done.
Old 01 July 2010, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
No it's a ploy woman fall for to get away so that he can have a laugh and few pints with his mates and oggle at other women in the pub!
Naaa, it means he has a big belly

Originally Posted by my06 ppp silver
PMSL , obviously struck a chord with 1 of the SN wimmins
eh!!!!!
Old 01 July 2010, 09:19 PM
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Why is religion so important to humanity?
Old 01 July 2010, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SPG
Why do men like the smell of aftershave and women like the smell of perfume yet it's supposed to be the other way around?..... or is that just me and I may have issues?!
lol, never thought about it like that.
Old 01 July 2010, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Why is religion so important to humanity?
Its not,its for all them weird c*nts,,,,,,,,,,i can't believe your into religion
Old 01 July 2010, 09:48 PM
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Why cant some wimmins not fill a dish washer properly???


Why do some wimmins take about 3 hours doing the shopping why I can do it in 30 minutes yet get exact the same things???????
Old 01 July 2010, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Why is religion so important to humanity?
I'll bite too.

Humanity isn't a way of controlling the masses. Humanity isn't born through fear of the unknown. In fact one aspect of humanity is the relentless pursuit of knowledge, which religion in its many forms will always hinder and never be a catalyst.

Beer is good, FB long time no hear
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Its not,its for all them weird c*nts,,,,,,,,,,i can't believe your into religion
I'm not you tit! hence the question
Old 01 July 2010, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Why cant some wimmins not fill a dish washer properly???


????
I will Sooooooooo drink to that
Old 01 July 2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Why cant some wimmins not fill a dish washer properly???
That really bugs you, doesn't it
Old 01 July 2010, 11:47 PM
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Why do you never see baby pigeons?
Old 02 July 2010, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
I'll bite too.

Humanity isn't a way of controlling the masses. Humanity isn't born through fear of the unknown. In fact one aspect of humanity is the relentless pursuit of knowledge, which religion in its many forms will always hinder and never be a catalyst.

Beer is good, FB long time no hear
That is quite deep. I've never really given it that level of consideration. When I write my book on philosopy, can I quote you directly. It will say....



Jay says



























"Beer is good!"



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