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Old 15 July 2010, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by fivetide
The best way to pick up a woman is with the thumb and forefinger, then you can carry them like a bowling ball.

5t.


Think Puff the Magic Wagon's got it right. Train hard, fight easy. It's not just guys that are shallow. If you're keeping fit or bodybuilding, etc, it's not just the physical side of things that changes, it's the confidence that goes with it.
Old 15 July 2010, 10:43 AM
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"you know picking up ladies is a lot like..............."

tell you what mate, for half that price I can give you the SwissTony 'special' course. 100 % guaranteed success and you get a discount on Gold Membership of the '***** Club'
Old 15 July 2010, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
"you know picking up ladies is a lot like..............."

tell you what mate, for half that price I can give you the SwissTony 'special' course. 100 % guaranteed success and you get a discount on Gold Membership of the '***** Club'
I'd be interested in that!
Old 15 July 2010, 11:36 AM
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Tell us more about the ***** Club Swiss.

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Old 15 July 2010, 11:41 AM
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All explained here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E0ZF2uIKs
Old 15 July 2010, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
a cheeky smile, and a big **** usually does it -- imho
Yep

And what happens then is if you've been "good enough" you get a reputation and word of mouth soon spreads
Soon after you'll be banging new birds until your **** is red raw
Old 15 July 2010, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
One gets such a wide education on this forum Swiss. You must have a rack of DVD's about your soul mate. How do you live up to it all?

You seem to have gone a bit slow on the jokes again though!

Les
Old 15 July 2010, 02:00 PM
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2 cable/zip ties, one around the feet, one around the wrists, then just sling em over your shoulder and take them to whatever rohypnol dungeon you have recently built
Old 15 July 2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
One gets such a wide education on this forum Swiss. You must have a rack of DVD's about your soul mate. How do you live up to it all?

You seem to have gone a bit slow on the jokes again though!

Les
Living up to the high standards set by swiss is and was never easy. even the current Mrs swiss had never heard of swisstony and wondered why people called me swiss . Then her brother told her to google that video, she saw the '***** Club ' clip, was obviously impressed and then we got together.

Unfortunately I think the reality was somewhat disappointing for her

I still have the jokes available, just need to drip feed you lot
Old 15 July 2010, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
that jamie rednap innit?

No get some glasses you daft cubby twot

http://www.specsavers.co.uk/
Old 15 July 2010, 04:53 PM
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A mate of mine is fairly over weight (about 5'10" and prob 17st ish) and from what I am told from the girls he is not that attractive. He is not mega rich, but has a good job so has a bit of cash so can walk the walk. Cant dance for **** though. LOL.

It baffles me at the women he gets on his arm... we are talking seriously fit here. Been on a few nights out and he always ends up with a bit of leg back at the hotel after. A lot of it comes down to confidence, he just walks up to random women and starts to waffle.

Its very much a case of playing the numbers game. He goes for single girls and just puts it on the table quite quickly, if they give him the shoulder he just moves on... amazing to watch. I dont know how many times he had been knocked out by the BF of said girls though...

I would just not have the guts to do it... guess thats the problem LOL.

He recently moved to the US and he sends me the odd e-mail with photos.... I want to poke my eyes out with a stick sometimes it really is not fair.
Old 15 July 2010, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Hey i thought you were dead hows it hanging
Hola Mr Jamie, I'm good thanks, got a new job, . I'm selling caravans just outside Ponticarlo so it's long hours at the mo (60 a week ).so not on the tinterweb much. How's things with you? Are you still oooop in boro?
Old 15 July 2010, 09:11 PM
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the long tall and short of it is, that like most things in life it is a percentage game.

ask every girl you meet for a **** -- you will get a lot of slaps in the face, but you will get a lot of *****

it really is that simple (if that's what you REALLY want)

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Old 15 July 2010, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
the long tall and short of it is, that like most things in life it is a percentage game.

ask every girl you meet for a **** -- you will get a lot of slaps in the face, but you will get a lot of *****

it really is that simple (if that's what you REALLY want)
Thats true and Im looking to increase my percentages even higher.

In other news, my ex-girlfriend came round unexpectedly the other day.

Thats the last time I use cheap chloroform...
Old 15 July 2010, 09:42 PM
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I can see why someone would like to be better at something. However when it comes to finding that special someone, being true to yourself is what matters.
It's not about looks, but often that helps things along.

If you look like mr potato head but your trying to be Vin Deisel then your simply going to be trying too hard.

I think you could train yourself to be confident and self assured, but realistically if that's not who you are, it will be false and forced. Sure on a first, second or third date, that's all good, but after a while it will get harder to be someone you are not naturally.

I say always be yourself and feel happy knowing that you are who you are.

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Old 15 July 2010, 09:43 PM
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I can see why someone would like to be better at something. However when it comes to finding that special someone, being true to yourself is what matters.
It's not about looks, but often that helps things along.

If you look like mr potato head but your trying to be Vin Deisel then your simply going to be trying too hard.

I think you could train yourself to be confident and self assured, but realistically it will be false and forced. Sure on a first, second or third date, that's all good, bit after a while it will het harder to be someone you are not naturally.

I say always be yourself and feel happy knowing that you are who you are.
Old 16 July 2010, 02:20 AM
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just have confidence, be cheeky with the birds will save you a few quid. Getting them is easy, just be cheeky with them
Old 16 July 2010, 09:02 AM
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As I said my friend did one of these courses - and the bottom line was he was taught how to be 'cheeky' to girls in a smart way.

The course is counterintuitive - always pick the best looking woman - but then be cheeky and play down their looks as if they are nothing special.

That gets them on the hook - he does this and his hit rate is high for Mr Potato Head!
Old 16 July 2010, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
"you know picking up ladies is a lot like..............."

tell you what mate, for half that price I can give you the SwissTony 'special' course. 100 % guaranteed success and you get a discount on Gold Membership of the '***** Club'
do i get a ***** magnet with that?
Old 16 July 2010, 09:19 AM
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I once had a lass tell me that she was not with me for my looks and that she preferred my personality

What ever floats your boat love, now get yer clout out.
Old 16 July 2010, 01:00 PM
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15 posts into a new forum and your punting some dating website: I'd say yr trying to sell/advertise it.

there is a reason a lot of people are single, be it men/women.

be it looks, physical shape, approach to life, lack of work ethic, mentalness, trying to punch above yr weight (for the ugly men/women) etc etc.
Old 16 July 2010, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Sense of humour, good looks, smelling nice and clean, dress nice and good manners.
Enough about you, what do you want to see in a man?

P.S. Sorry I am so late into this thread, been putting out a huge warehouse fire in Manchester almost single handedly
Old 16 July 2010, 02:02 PM
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Unsual for you, you normally like to 'inflame' them
Old 16 July 2010, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Unsual for you, you normally like to 'inflame' them
It was a warehouse full of Apple products, I made sure it had got going properly before I put it out
Old 16 July 2010, 03:09 PM
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Mystery method ftw, just dont go putting on black nail varnish, its an easy spot from 500 yards.

peacocking is key to the f-close
Old 16 July 2010, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Enough about you, what do you want to see in a man?

P.S. Sorry I am so late into this thread, been putting out a huge warehouse fire in Manchester almost single handedly
Old 17 July 2010, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Enough about you, what do you want to see in a man?

P.S. Sorry I am so late into this thread, been putting out a huge warehouse fire in Manchester almost single handedly
Have you been watching the "thin Blue Line"?

Les
Old 17 July 2010, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
I once had a lass tell me that she was not with me for my looks and that she preferred my personality

What ever floats your boat love, now get yer clout out.
Some girl said that to me too,she said i got nice eyes and a good personality,been a few girls in the past that have said i got nice eyes,i don't know what it is about them they are just eyes...jeepers creepers
Old 17 July 2010, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by austinwrx
15 posts into a new forum and your punting some dating website: I'd say yr trying to sell/advertise it.
Then you'd be wrong, Im looking for someone else who is interested to go with to share the cost.

As for 15 posts, maybe this isnt my regular account....
Old 17 July 2010, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jpscoob
Then you'd be wrong, Im looking for someone else who is interested to go with to share the cost.

As for 15 posts, maybe this isnt my regular account....
Sticks hand in the air. I guessed that, what's my prize


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