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Old 20 July 2010, 07:46 AM
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A saw... A wood saw no less!


Defn of sore...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...w&ved=0CBgQkAE


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given a choice - I'll go for sore, not saw!
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Old 20 July 2010, 08:59 AM
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I was just about to ask how the hell you rape a man. Post 29 has answered it
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:24 AM
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Joking aside, and no matter IF she may be a 'stunner' it is still rape.

It's funny to see how your minds all work. Men in general that is.

To think that if it were a fit bird, you would be happy and (excuse the pun) up for it.
If she were an overweight shrek lookalike, would the situation be different ??

I'm just curious.
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
To think that if it were a fit bird, you would be happy and (excuse the pun) up for it.
If she were an overweight shrek lookalike, would the situation be different ??
If she was a fit bird, not only would we be happy, but also willing and eager

If she was like Princess Fiona then we'd be grateful of the strong drugs that make us pass out!
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:49 AM
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How they cut hair in Russia ...

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Old 20 July 2010, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
If she was a fit bird, not only would we be happy, but also willing and eager

If she was like Princess Fiona then we'd be grateful of the strong drugs that make us pass out!
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
If she was a fit bird, not only would we be happy, but also willing and eager

If she was like Princess Fiona then we'd be grateful of the strong drugs that make us pass out!
Oh, your easily pleased! Lol
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:56 AM
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Now that's funny ****!
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Old 20 July 2010, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
How they cut hair in Russia ...

So does she cut your hair and then ride you - sorry rape you
Where do I sign?
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Old 20 July 2010, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
How they cut hair in Russia ...

That's how I cut hair.

Only for one bloke though.
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Old 20 July 2010, 11:14 AM
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Lucky bloke eh
See you later then
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Old 20 July 2010, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK


I must now hold the record on scoobynet for the longest time before a spelling error got noticed hehe 18.34 to 21.21.....Or was vindaloo the only one to be bothered pointing it out.....As mel Gibson would say Blow me
Everyone else was too polite!

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Old 20 July 2010, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Lucky bloke eh
See you later then
I hate getting the hair all on/in my clothes.
Easy answer - do it in the buff
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Old 20 July 2010, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
How they cut hair in Russia ...

This is how my wife cuts my hair


Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Easy answer - do it in the buff
I've joked a few times that Mrs EddScott should have late night opening and offer topless haircuts. However the cut hair can get into your skin and actually become ingrowing hairs - yuck!
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Old 20 July 2010, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
How they cut hair in Russia ...

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Cut & blow job please
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Old 20 July 2010, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
This is how my wife cuts my hair




I've joked a few times that Mrs EddScott should have late night opening and offer topless haircuts. However the cut hair can get into your skin and actually become ingrowing hairs - yuck!
If it were some randome bloke, I would agree 'yuk' but as this is someone whom I have shared worse things with, other than a few stray hairs I am not really going to worry
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Old 20 July 2010, 09:18 PM
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It sounds great but, remember, you are tied up, with a nutty bird who is ******** your brains out, a bird who is a Hairdresser, remember that bit, they have SCISSORS !

Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.

As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
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Old 20 July 2010, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
It sounds great but, remember, you are tied up, with a nutty bird who is ******** your brains out, a bird who is a Hairdresser, remember that bit, they have SCISSORS !

Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.

As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
I would have thought, ******** aside, copious amounts of Viagra are going to do some damage to the fella downstairs. Poor bloke.
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Old 20 July 2010, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I would have thought, ******** aside, copious amounts of Viagra are going to do some damage to the fella downstairs. Poor bloke.
He was burgling the place, if he hadnt been he wouldnt have been caught and sentenced to time on the Fanny Gulag.
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Old 20 July 2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
He was burgling the place, if he hadnt been he wouldnt have been caught and sentenced to time on the Fanny Gulag.
Oh, yes if course. Don't get me wrong, he's still a criminal. And I can't even imagine how he felt, but I do feel sorry for his situation, moreso than him as a person.

It could have been DEATH BY ********, if that Viagra had given him a heart attack.

But like you pointed out, he shouldn't havebeen burgling the place.
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:02 PM
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Hardened Criminal....
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:08 PM
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Found another couple of wacky stories on that site.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Is it something in the water or is there another reason that they all appear crazy?

J.
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Old 20 July 2010, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Hardened Criminal....
That's bad
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Old 20 July 2010, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
That's bad
You reply to "J4CKO", with "Bad", thats even worse !

Shamone, etc.
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Old 20 July 2010, 11:24 PM
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Ow!
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