Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
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A saw... A wood saw no less!
Defn of sore...
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...w&ved=0CBgQkAE
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Defn of sore...
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...w&ved=0CBgQkAE
J.
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Joking aside, and no matter IF she may be a 'stunner' it is still rape.
It's funny to see how your minds all work. Men in general that is.
To think that if it were a fit bird, you would be happy and (excuse the pun) up for it.
If she were an overweight shrek lookalike, would the situation be different ??
I'm just curious.
It's funny to see how your minds all work. Men in general that is.
To think that if it were a fit bird, you would be happy and (excuse the pun) up for it.
If she were an overweight shrek lookalike, would the situation be different ??
I'm just curious.
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This is how my wife cuts my hair
I've joked a few times that Mrs EddScott should have late night opening and offer topless haircuts. However the cut hair can get into your skin and actually become ingrowing hairs - yuck!
I've joked a few times that Mrs EddScott should have late night opening and offer topless haircuts. However the cut hair can get into your skin and actually become ingrowing hairs - yuck!
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If it were some randome bloke, I would agree 'yuk' but as this is someone whom I have shared worse things with, other than a few stray hairs I am not really going to worry
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It sounds great but, remember, you are tied up, with a nutty bird who is ******** your brains out, a bird who is a Hairdresser, remember that bit, they have SCISSORS !
Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.
As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.
As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
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It sounds great but, remember, you are tied up, with a nutty bird who is ******** your brains out, a bird who is a Hairdresser, remember that bit, they have SCISSORS !
Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.
As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.
As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.
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It could have been DEATH BY ********, if that Viagra had given him a heart attack.
But like you pointed out, he shouldn't havebeen burgling the place.
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Found another couple of wacky stories on that site.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/
Is it something in the water or is there another reason that they all appear crazy?
J.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/
Is it something in the water or is there another reason that they all appear crazy?
J.
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