Slow?.......yeah right!!
I know why you felt it was slow on Saturday. Thats cause my fat a**e was in the passenger seat!!

Hmm....theres a thought.....go to the gym, leave out the curries and mebbe my car will go faster

 

Wish I'd come up on Sat for a sampling session of the competition

 

Oh dear, where will it all end

 

Do i detect a wee nibble there ?

 

Definitely no competition Andy......the police were in front!! eh Pete?

 

Oi! thats nuff of that u :P
They were only in front cos my brakes were working an no warped

 

have to agree with dougie on that one. i can put a bet on that alan will NEVER take his car on track he is just toooooooooooo scared


pete
i thought you were my friend mate


i will need to start modding and wip all of your asses this year

 

sam,it's amazing how a few track sessions loosen a car off,is't it.I bet the evo is going better since K/hill?

alan,deep down you know you really want to see what your car can do in a safe environment,mind you 120mph at a stand still should be safe enough .

I have a feeling that a well known scoobynet member,who also said would never track his car,will be on here later shouting from the roof tops about his session at K/hill today



[Edited by T-uk - 4/3/2002 8:53:29 AM]

 

Who me? Feels like betraying my ICE forum roots to start pulling out my sub and amps later on to exchange tunes for speed (they will go back in though). Couldn't sleep last night so excited like a wee boy with a train set of summat.

 

LOL @ you lot *waves handbag furiously*

I think the reason Alan is feart from k/hill is that they haven't fitted the track with an induction loop for his hearing aid yet

Looks like Dr Banks, t-uk and I will be left to fight for the standard turbo TMIC cup. We'll leave the silly figures to you auld pharts Pensions must come in handy for something I suppose!

 

Sam, u know it m8, I`ve bin itchin 2 get that 1 in
I canna w8 for u 2 get moddin bud, cos u`ll need a point n shoot
test pilot

LOL @ Gza re Pensions indeed u mind u r elders u wee whipper snapper

Pete

 

ROFL @ Gza

Waves stick n mumbles summin bout young snappers then falls asleep

 

Yup, deep down i'd love to have a crack at the track
Think I shoulda done what Dr B did and had a wee private session.

Oi.. Gza?...gee me ma handbag back!!!

A

 

It's a wee session before I brave the nutters like T-uk.

I've stripped all the ICE out the boot and disconnected the meaty cable, pumped up the tyres to 37F 34R, set boost to 17 PSI in 3rd gear and running double dose of NF. Can't wait

 

Certainly Mr G,

*hands handbag back to Alan*

Can I still annoy Grampa Pete though? He's snoring in his rocking chair in the corner, mumbling about the price of clutches and summat about Big Red?

Thankfully he's not smelling of wee today

*Uh-oh Grampa Pete's gonna whup my *** now!*

 

Oi!!.....yev eaten all ma toffees!! and where's ma pension book ya wee toerag!!

I didnae fight in the war so you cood take the wee outta me ya know.

 

 

Lo A

Be hard 4 someone to each all ur toffee's ya fat bas****. We have all seen your stomach and you said it yar fat ars* that's why your car's so slow.

Yip I said i would never take the CAT on but hey i'll solve your problem since u r tooooooooo scared to put it on the track I will do the honor 4 u - kills two birds with one stone.

If it's that slow you wont have any probs. BUT HEY HAVE TO CHECK THE WEATHER FORECAST TO MAKE SURE THE WEE BUGS ALLOWED OUT IN THE FRESH AIR AND NOT GET WET OR DIRTY

As 4 cutting the grass does that mean u r getting Clare to do it cause if D cant see over it there's no much chance you can - give you a loan of her boots.


Sam

Cheers for agreeing with me

Now watch this space while A's wee brain churns on overtime to come up with a cocky reply

 

*jumps out of parm and looks up at Dougie*

Easy tiger, just as well i know ya..

2 pot kettle blacks now!!! Ure doesnae get much daylight either!!!

*C'mon Diana....lets polish the car today and get another photae for the album........

*runs away and hides behind mummies apron*

A

 

LOL @ the crack,

3D,
hope u didn`t buy any of that wax wizard p15h from that dodgy lookin geezer @ Crail, after me fighting him off 4 u, he had a vast range of weapons m8, boredom bein his ultimate

Alan,
That a d8 then bud? U n me on track summer holidays ?
C`mon bud u know u wanna Some serious yeeeeeeeeha an no plods
wiv hair dryers (or landrovers ) w8in at the roadside.

Pete

 

Lo A

glad to see that we can still have a good laugh m8

Well i can tell u all that Alan's aint that quick, but hey he did take it out the garage today.His pet cat saw it and bolted cause she couldn't recognise it.

But it did look clean.

Pete would be good to see Big red doing the round's at Knockhill this year.(Not that i will be going with our's) And no i never bought any thing from the ZYMOL MAN that day,we never got a lck in because of u.,u wanted him all to your self

Dougie+Diana



[Edited by dougies549 - 4/4/2002 7:26:21 PM]

[Edited by dougies549 - 4/4/2002 11:19:22 PM]

 

Alan,

U commin over 2 Crail on Sunday ?

Pete