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Old 23 October 2010, 10:57 PM
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The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is really very, very
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Originally Posted by azz250478
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Old 24 October 2010, 12:23 PM
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Once , Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands.

Now they're just called "The Islands ."

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Death Once had a near Chuck Norris experience .
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Chuck Norris pushes the world away when he does a push up.

If Chuck Norris is late then time better slow down

Chuck Norris doesn't get morning wood, he gets morning 2 by 4

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Chuck norris is not hung like a horse,a horse is hung like chuck norris

If at first you don't succeed your not chuck norris

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked The Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
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Chuck Norris has no home security system. Chuck Norris welcomes intruders
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Originally Posted by azz250478
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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