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Old 07 April 2011, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Numerous reports of an acrid smell in west London last night.

Fire service traced it to a mountain of plastic Chelsea flags on fire just off the Kings Rd.

Torres looked ****. Again. ROFLMAO.



How's the Europa League campaign coming on? we haven't got a decent Channel 5 reception round here
Old 07 April 2011, 05:59 PM
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Definate penalty, what was the goal line official looking at? but we still would've had to score in the 2nd leg anyway
Old 07 April 2011, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37


How's the Europa League campaign coming on? we haven't got a decent Channel 5 reception round here

How's Torres working out for you?

Apparently Abramovich wants to know how Al Fayed paid £100k for a statue of Michael Jackson, and he had to pay £50,000,000 for one of Torres.
Old 07 April 2011, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
How's Torres working out for you?

Apparently Abramovich wants to know how Al Fayed paid £100k for a statue of Michael Jackson, and he had to pay £50,000,000 for one of Torres.
Quality!
Old 07 April 2011, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
How's Torres working out for you?

Apparently Abramovich wants to know how Al Fayed paid £100k for a statue of Michael Jackson, and he had to pay £50,000,000 for one of Torres.
Torres isn't scoring in The Champions League, Carol won't be scoring in Europe, ever

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Old 07 April 2011, 09:03 PM
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I'll just correct that for you.

Originally Posted by pauld37
Torres isn't scoring in The Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup, Pontins League, South London U13's, The Boy Scouts U12's and the disabled 5 a-side matches played under lights in your local primary school.

Do you think we've counted all of the £50,000,000 yet?

You're lot appear to be seeing the light when it comes to 'Nando!

Seriously, who chooses these players?? Hell I could see a mile off Torres would be a bad buy, he was not even worth 30m let alone 50. He has done nothing special for YEARS. 50 Million...!!!!

Apart from missing a sitter from 6 yards, giving the ball away on numerous occasions and 2 embarrassing dives I guess you could say torres played ok last night.

Some things in life are just wrong, Torres in a Chelsea shirt is one them.

And finally, the piece de resistance;


Alas ,I fear we've bought the new Robert Fleck.......



Robert Fleck! **** I knew things were bad but Jesus wept![I]


For those who don't know who Robert fleck is, here is a photo. If you have small children send them away now.






































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Old 07 April 2011, 09:59 PM
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For your entertainment Flightman

His armband lied he was no red Torres, Torres......He left the Kop to join The Shed Torres, Torres......In their back he plunged his knife......I hope John Terry s*ags his wife......
Fernando Torres Ashleys bit on the side......
Old 09 April 2011, 07:47 PM
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Been away for a few days

Glad to see things nice and normal here while I was gone
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Originally Posted by NAF
Been away for a few days

Glad to see things nice and normal here while I was gone
We didn't miss you
Old 09 April 2011, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
We didn't miss you
Torres did. He misses everything.
Old 10 April 2011, 07:06 AM
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Run along now
Old 10 April 2011, 07:53 AM
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LOL FM

Didnt miss you either Paul
Old 10 April 2011, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
Run along now
Looks like Roman is not a happy chappy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...rres-flop.html
Old 10 April 2011, 11:18 PM
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lol

he might get half his cash back if hes lucky
Old 11 April 2011, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Looks like Roman is not a happy chappy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...rres-flop.html
I know you're very excited, but this is the Man U thread
Old 12 April 2011, 12:44 PM
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The first of two big games this week tonight, cant cal it, I dont think it will be as easy as some pundits are saying, although I am a lot more confident of Saturdays game.


Considering how poorly we have played during a lot of the season, who'd have thought we'd be here come April, pretty astonishing really. Credit must go to Fergie, when everyone else has been falling apart he has kept the boys focused.
Old 12 April 2011, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
I know you're very excited, but this is the Man U thread
There was a Chelsea thread, but it's been dead for months now.


Excitements great isn't it? Do you get excited when Torres scores?

Oh hold on.


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Old 12 April 2011, 01:12 PM
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I thought we were going to lose the first leg. Still worried about tonights game.....
Old 12 April 2011, 02:17 PM
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It could go either way. I reckon whoever scores first tonight progresses.
Old 12 April 2011, 08:49 PM
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I won't be happy unless we score a second

Squeaky bum time
Old 12 April 2011, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
I won't be happy unless we score a second

Squeaky bum time
Happy now? I am!
Old 12 April 2011, 09:40 PM
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It was like playing arsenal in the 2009 semi 2nd leg, an absolute cruise.

4 semi in 5 years, can't grumble
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii

4 semi in 5 years, can't grumble
Maybe one year you'll get a full erection
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Originally Posted by azz250478
Maybe one year you'll get a full erection

ROFLMAO
Old 12 April 2011, 10:10 PM
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PMSL
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I never thought it'd be that easy!

They could have gone down to 9 men too!

I'm so chuffed, Giggs certainly ruled the game.
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Well done Man Utd, played well.

Torres - well what can I say, £50million and dropped at half time - bargin
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You gotta wonder at that decision to play Torres ahead of Drogba in a game like that. Made a difference as soon as he came on. I wonder what odds you could have got when Torres first joined for him not getting a goal all season

Giggs was excellent in midfield. As, to be fair, was Carrick. But MOTM for me was Rooney. Some of those raking crossfield passes were like Scholes at his best and his general distribution was awesome. Looked like he was finally back with us.


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