People who park across your driveway,
02 September 2010, 10:28 AM
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I would get my trolley jack out, jack up the rear wheels, and get Mrs Leslie or a mate to help me push it out of the way, and to leave it making a partial obstruction of the main road. Sooner ot later the coppers would have to get it moved and that would cost the owner!
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Les
Last time somebody did that to me I got my trolley jack out (it was about 10pm when I got home) and put it broadside across the road.
Normally our road is a bit of a rat run in the mornings and, as I'm a rubbish sleeper, I get woken up from about 530 on.
Slept like a baby until my alarm went off, which coincided with the police / some uniformed parking bods arriving to take it away on a low loader
I was tempted to wait until the owner arrived - fully taxed etc- but had to go to work so missed all the fun.
02 September 2010, 10:50 AM
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Some sh*tbag chav parked across my drive once as I came out to get into my car. I said that he couldn't leave it there as I was going out. I got the "I'm only nipping to the shop for 5 mins so you'll have to wait". I decided to let it go - just as my mate turned up in a Discovery - with a tow rope in the boot.
One minute later the car was neatly placed in the middle of the road. Ten minutes later chav returned and I got a "what the fu*k have you done with my car, I'm gonna blah blah ........ you......... " etc etc. My 6'2", 18 stone mate gets out of the Disco and says "do you have a problem with me moving your car?" Chav goes quiet, looks at his feet, says "no", climbs into car and drives off hiding beneath the steering wheel. Priceless.
One minute later the car was neatly placed in the middle of the road. Ten minutes later chav returned and I got a "what the fu*k have you done with my car, I'm gonna blah blah ........ you......... " etc etc. My 6'2", 18 stone mate gets out of the Disco and says "do you have a problem with me moving your car?" Chav goes quiet, looks at his feet, says "no", climbs into car and drives off hiding beneath the steering wheel. Priceless.
The car is back on the road today, so appears she is staying locally, lets see how much of an impression my conversation with her had. Otherwise I might come back to this thread and use some of these ideas lol.
Today she is parked a few doors down, parked like its abandoned again.
Met phoned me back at 12.30 last night and 7am.... thanks guys!
lol cheers mate. I thought the same when I first saw it until I noticed wheels on it.
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