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Old 01 October 2010, 10:56 AM
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Anyone come across the tw@ts selling FW1 waterless cleaner at Shell service stations recently?

Had one come bouncing along offering to clean a bit of the car as a demo.

Told him not to go near the car.

He started spouting on about how FW1 was "a new product and it didn't need any water blah blah blah."

Told him not to go near the car.

I then pointed out waterless cleaners have been around for decades and you could buy that cr@p on ebay.

He didn't go near my car

Maybe pointing the petrol pump nozzle at him at the time had some effect !
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Anyone come across the tw@ts selling FW1 waterless cleaner at Shell service stations recently?

Had one come bouncing along offering to clean a bit of the car as a demo.

Told him not to go near the car.

He started spouting on about how FW1 was "a new product and it didn't need any water blah blah blah."

Told him not to go near the car.

I then pointed out waterless cleaners have been around for decades and you could buy that cr@p on ebay.

He didn't go near my car

Maybe pointing the petrol pump nozzle at him at the time had some effect !
Phil (salsa King ) loves that product
Old 01 October 2010, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve vRS
I prefer the ones in South Africa where someone fills up your car, checks your oil, cleans your windscreen and then takes your money - all while you sit in your nice air conditioned car

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Old 01 October 2010, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Phil (salsa King ) loves that product
Can't be that good if it's been forced on people by petrol pump pikeys
Old 01 October 2010, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve vRS
Also, the latched petrol pumps are a fire risk. If you hold the pump, you are always earthing yourself so the car, the pump and you are at the same electrical potential (voltage). If you let go, charge your self up by walking around, sliding on and off the car seat and then come back and grab the handle, you could discharge your static charge and ignite the vapour escaping from the tank.

Like here==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYFrXY5izYk

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A good reason not to wear nylon knickers. All that static!!
Old 01 October 2010, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
A good reason not to wear nylon knickers. All that static!!

or in your case no knickers
Old 01 October 2010, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo2
So, if there's no danger why don't they have locks on the diesel pumps then? They're only missing a half inch long catch pin in the handle.
...and why can't they invent something to prevent diesel pump handle from getting covered in fecking diesel?!
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Originally Posted by jonc
...and why can't they invent something to prevent diesel pump handle from getting covered in fecking diesel?!
I belive there is a clever invention called gloves
Old 01 October 2010, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
I never said pikey!
ahh but i know you wanted to say it and thats enough for fat pikeys to quote you
Old 01 October 2010, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
or in your case no knickers
just fat thighs eh?
Old 01 October 2010, 12:50 PM
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I have a little split pin on my key ring that will push the the holes in the handle, re-enabling the lock. Simples

Most petrol stations in Thailand have attendants who do it all for you, while you wait in the car, most civilised
Old 01 October 2010, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
I belive there is a clever invention called gloves
Still doesn't prevent diesel from covering the handle. It makes all the more anoying when they've run out of those hand condoms.
Old 01 October 2010, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Why don't they make them small enough for girly hands? It really makes my hand ache when I'm filling up, and sometimes I have to hold it with both!
I can understand what you mean, When I want to fill my mini right to the top its a nuisance having to hold the pump handle partly open to prevent it from overflowing since the rate of fuel going into the tank is a bit slow. Gets a bit painful after a while.

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Originally Posted by SwissTony
or in your case no knickers
Only if she is wearing a red hat!

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Old 01 October 2010, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Still doesn't prevent diesel from covering the handle. It makes all the more anoying when they've run out of those hand condoms.
I can't think of anything more ghey than putting gloves on to handle a bloody diesel/petrol pump.

I just wipe my hand on a rag after, and don't even use a hand gel!
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I can't think of anything more ghey than putting gloves on to handle a bloody diesel/petrol pump.

I just wipe my hand on a rag after, and don't even use a hand gel!

ohhhhhhh you big rough tough man you
Old 01 October 2010, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
or in your case no knickers

Why, what else down there could resemble nylon
Old 01 October 2010, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Most petrol stations in Thailand have attendants who do it all for you, while you wait in the car, most civilised
I remember way-back when self-service started appearing in the UK: it seemed very futuristic and exciting to pour your own petrol. What we were actually doing was putting people out of jobs, of course!

It would be nice to go back to that.
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
just fat thighs eh?


Yeah, you wouldn't want to see me running!
Old 01 October 2010, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo2
I remember way-back when self-service started appearing in the UK: it seemed very futuristic and exciting to pour your own petrol. What we were actually doing was putting people out of jobs, of course!

It would be nice to go back to that.
Bloody 'ell, you must be old!?
Old 01 October 2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Most petrol stations in Thailand have attendants who do it all for you, while you wait in the car, most civilised
yes indeed at around 60p/litre.....
Old 01 October 2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I can't think of anything more ghey than putting gloves on to handle a bloody diesel/petrol pump.

I just wipe my hand on a rag after, and don't even use a hand gel!
You seen what irritant contact dermatitis is like?

My hands are always covered in cuts and scratches so there's NO way I want ****ty diesel on my hands!

Gloves every time.

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Old 01 October 2010, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
The pre-paid pumps annoy me at Shell.

Also the surly asian chap who works at the counter.
Dont pay by credit card whatever you do
Old 01 October 2010, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
Dont pay by credit card whatever you do
TBH i do not pay by card at any garage, the local garages to me have already had problems and been prosecuted yet it still goes on...
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Gosh splicer you would be no good as my gf if big things make ya hands ache .......
Old 01 October 2010, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Gosh splicer you would be no good as my gf if big things make ya hands ache .......


I need more practice.............
Old 01 October 2010, 10:01 PM
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all "lorry" diesel pumps have the clip working, fill up with them fuel comes out twice as fast as well

I have a clip in my side pocket to clip the handle easy fill ups everytime!
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