skoobidude

If the water flow is soft and at the right temperature you can sit there for ages. Feels like a nice soft tongue lapping at your ring. Fantastic.
Just dap bog roll on it after. Towels are a !

wayne9t9

Its the only way to eradicate the Klingons!

tony de wonderful

I quite familiar with Arab toilets with their water hoses.

My mansion doesn't have a Bidet though, I wanted to maximise the size of my gold plated Jakuzzi.

Jamie

Tony stop talking about the garden shed

oldsplice

Well, I have to say, this thread has been something of an eye-opener!

Jamie

Hola splicer

gallois

tbh, if i had **** on any part of my body, wiping it off with nothing more than bog roll wouldn't be right, so i am all in favour of a clean hoop, alas i cannot afford an **** washer, so i'll stick to asda moist wipes, a clean ring is a happy ring.

tony de wonderful

A normal toilet does the same thing given sufficient 'back-splash' I have noticed.

alcazar

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Aye, well washed in slash.

alcazar

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Here's a hint for those who might use a bidet some day:
DO NOT dip your ring piece into very hot water if you have the squits!

The result is an uncontrollable relaxation of the sphincter muscles and a pebble dashed bidet.

Bubba po

I think they're ace and I'm having one when I renew the bathroom next spring.