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Old 18 October 2010, 02:55 PM
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I don't think anybody would be bothered if these folk integrated, but when they don't even bother learning the hosts language, it is a **** take IMO


Just had a chap in for a wash who appeared to struggle to understand/speak any english.

Guided him into the wash entrance on the track and explained "all brakes off and car in neutral" (for the good it did me)

Left his hand brake on, so i stopped the wash and repeatedly said "handbrake" while wafting my hand around as if i was pulling an imaginary hand brake.

Restart the wash, ****ing eeejit has his footbrake on

Stop the wash and repeatedly said "all brakes off" while making mock brake pedal pushing motions, at this point i pointed out the big *** sign right next to his drivers window with the bullet points which explain the required brake manipulation skills.

Restarted the wash, ****ing dooshbag leaves it in first gear

Pressed the emergancy stop yet again, walks up to the drivers window and asks him to wind it down, i then repoint out the sign right next to his bloody face and ask him to put the car in neutral while waving my imaginary gearbox around in neutral.

In his home language this must have meant..........
START YOUR CAR UP WHILE IN GEAR

Yeeeehaaaaaaaaa, bucking bronco, his wild horsey giddys up, fires up properlly and drag starts him into an old lady who was allready half way through the wash, SMASH!

His response = "problem?"

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After sorting out the mess, i went down to speak with the lady and let her know i would be a witness, but had to leave the conversation when i head the bloke say "insurance?" with a puzzled look on his face.
Old 18 October 2010, 03:13 PM
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Old 18 October 2010, 03:40 PM
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If by multiculturalism they mean positive drives to create 'equality', then no sh*t it's failed! It was doomed to failure from the start just like the New Labour initiatives. The best thing they can do is give people equal rights under the law and leave them too it. Funny how there's all this interest in the BNP and the like after a few years of these initiatives. From that we can assume that they've achieved exactly the opposite of their goals. F*cking goons.

Having said that, I do think we have a serious problem with gingers.
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