Washing hands
05 December 2010, 05:13 PM
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Of course there would be.... Same as any other part of your body.
Nobody thinks twice about shaking hands wit someone who has just rubbed their hand through their hair (unless its greasy as ****) yet I will bet that clean hair still has as many, if not more, germs than a clean ****.
Nobody thinks twice about shaking hands wit someone who has just rubbed their hand through their hair (unless its greasy as ****) yet I will bet that clean hair still has as many, if not more, germs than a clean ****.
05 December 2010, 05:40 PM
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Not always.
I am very clean so i see no problem if i don't, if i wee on my hand somehow though i will. I will always wash them after a poo though. Lol
What's so different about your ***** to the rest of your body, you don't wash your hands everytime you touch your elbow or ear. If you don't **** on your hands then what's the problem, the rest of your body is probably just as dirty or clean!
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I am very clean so i see no problem if i don't, if i wee on my hand somehow though i will. I will always wash them after a poo though. Lol
What's so different about your ***** to the rest of your body, you don't wash your hands everytime you touch your elbow or ear. If you don't **** on your hands then what's the problem, the rest of your body is probably just as dirty or clean!
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05 December 2010, 06:21 PM
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Although faecal matter can contain some pretty nasty germs. Urine, on the other hand is pretty much sterile (a mans urine anyway). The only contamination you'd get on your **** (assuming you are a hygenic person) would be from your hands. Or if you sat down on a bog, and it touched the bog, or you are having a **** anyway. The people who have a p1ss, and do a token gesture 'hand splash' under the tap are probably obtaining more germs by doing that just by touching the tap that was touched by someone having a ****.
Only hot water and antiseptic soap can eliminate harmful bacteria. People do a hand splash as it is just polite to do so, and they expect other people to expect them to do it.
Do i do it after a p1ss in a urinal, yes i do, but only because it is polite to do so. no other reason.
After a ****, i use anti-bac, and hot water, or i use my van supply of anti-bac if in work (we have a 'hygene station' in our vans, just hand washing gels, and anti-bac mounted on the rear doors).
I also do the same before eating, regardless of what i have been doing beforehand........I hope most people do to.
05 December 2010, 06:40 PM
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On the last rig I was working on everyone was actively encouraged to have a word with anyone they saw leaving the toilet without washing regardless of seniority or position.
Nothing like a bit of naming and shaming to get the manky *******s to wash their hands
Nothing like a bit of naming and shaming to get the manky *******s to wash their hands
05 December 2010, 07:18 PM
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A veteran Caribbean mate of mine always wants me to eat with her on my visit to her. On that perticular occasion, I nipped out from work to pay her a flying visit. She had carrot soup on the go for lunch, which I was forced to share; although I had already had my sangwich. She popped her head out of her kitchen, and ordered me to wash my hands before calling me to her dining table. I was in the middle of sending an important text, so I refused to follow her command. On asking if I could help her with anything in the kitchen, she bit my head off by saying that I refused to wash my hands, so no need. Wow! Attitude! 
I found no need for her aggro, as I would have consumed carrot soup with a spoon or a shovel, not with my bare hands. I think she boiled that spoon afterwards for about an hour and a quarter. Anyway, at least she didn't chuck me out of her house for showing her my attitude
I found no need for her aggro, as I would have consumed carrot soup with a spoon or a shovel, not with my bare hands. I think she boiled that spoon afterwards for about an hour and a quarter. Anyway, at least she didn't chuck me out of her house for showing her my attitude
05 December 2010, 07:41 PM
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yes but he enjoys it
05 December 2010, 08:56 PM
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05 December 2010, 09:28 PM
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We had a bit of rota on nightshift, crapping up the lasses toilets once per week and waiting for the rumours about who they thought it was this week.
Great fun!
05 December 2010, 11:03 PM
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I'll sometimes have a w8nk whilst having a crap at work and then not wash my hands afterwards. I'll then proceed to shaking hands with the guys and patting the ladies on the back and even offering people crisps with those sp8nk and sh3t covered hands.
Nobody has died yet.
Nobody has died yet.
05 December 2010, 11:18 PM
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I always wash hands after poo or wee. Turn tap on which has been touched by others, apply soap from dispensor (I've never understood the automatic ones we have at work as the taps still have to be touched), lather and rinse. Then leave the tap running, grab paper towel using elbow to dispense. After drying hands use the spent paper towel to turn off the tap.
Then exit toilets using little finger to open doors..
Back in the office proceed to eat sandwiches and keep little finger off them.
Is that ****? ha ha ha
Then exit toilets using little finger to open doors..
Back in the office proceed to eat sandwiches and keep little finger off them.
Is that ****? ha ha ha
05 December 2010, 11:27 PM
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It's not that they're taking it....
At my OH's work some bloke crapped on top of the toilet cistern so it wouldn't surprise me. Apparently they were fed up with the management, don't know why they have to take their bad mood out on the cleaning ladies though
At my OH's work some bloke crapped on top of the toilet cistern so it wouldn't surprise me. Apparently they were fed up with the management, don't know why they have to take their bad mood out on the cleaning ladies though
06 December 2010, 01:08 AM
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I wash my hand before going to the toilet (don't want any nasties getting on my todger).
And also, why do you have to PULL the door open to get out of most toilets?
Surely after washing your hands, it would be more hygienic to push the door open so that your not grabbing teh handle thats been touched by countless ****/shyte soaked hands
And those hand dryers; what is the point? Its like an asthmatic blowing through a straw. Every toilet should have Dyson Airblades or Mitsi Jet Towels NOW.
And also, why do you have to PULL the door open to get out of most toilets?
Surely after washing your hands, it would be more hygienic to push the door open so that your not grabbing teh handle thats been touched by countless ****/shyte soaked hands
And those hand dryers; what is the point? Its like an asthmatic blowing through a straw. Every toilet should have Dyson Airblades or Mitsi Jet Towels NOW.
Last edited by ALi-B; 06 December 2010 at 10:10 AM. Reason: can't forget the jet-towel
06 December 2010, 05:30 AM
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I don't get this.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
My *** is clean. Washing it is a pleasurable experience that I do thoroughly and often. It spends most its time encased in clean cotton. Since the age of about 3, I have been perfectly capable of having a slash without getting it all over myself. Why would I wash my hands after touching it? I don't need to wash my hands after touching my own elbow, so why should my *** be any different? Fair enough if your *** is a rotten sausage of weeping sores you would want clean hands after touching it, but mine isnt!
As for the washing hands thing...... if you have dirty hands, you turn the tap on, clean your hands then turn the dirty tap handle off again, then dry them and push the door handle on the way out.... every one of those surfaces contains a hell of a lot more germs and filth than my *** ever will. If you start worrying about things like that, you may as well moved into an oxygen bubble and never go outside again.
Put it this way, I won't be sharing that bowl of pub peanuts with you mr dickson
06 December 2010, 07:17 AM
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what get me is the dirty bastids that dont clean the toilet after they have either
1.pished all over the seat or
2. taken a massive dump that either splatters the bowl of leave a masive brown skid mark round the u bend.
we had a chap in our work that was caught short one day. he took a **** but missed the hole in the toilet seat. sh1te everywhere. he got rid of the lumpier bits but left round the back of the toilet and in and around the hinges of the lid.
1.pished all over the seat or
2. taken a massive dump that either splatters the bowl of leave a masive brown skid mark round the u bend.
we had a chap in our work that was caught short one day. he took a **** but missed the hole in the toilet seat. sh1te everywhere. he got rid of the lumpier bits but left round the back of the toilet and in and around the hinges of the lid.
06 December 2010, 10:22 AM
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**** knows - but if my theory is correct, then the bogs in here will be rotten by lunchtime
My theory is they've spent all weekend on the drink and the guts are just running outta them
Thats how they miss the centre of the bowl and shyte up the back of it.
I'm not so sure.
Anyway, you might actually be a candidate for wrecking the bogs at my work
My theory is they've spent all weekend on the drink and the guts are just running outta them
Thats how they miss the centre of the bowl and shyte up the back of it.
Anyway, you might actually be a candidate for wrecking the bogs at my work
06 December 2010, 11:15 AM
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Why are people so hung up about this? You will get far more germs transmitted on money than you will ever get from someone who has just been to the bog, but do you stop handling cash? 
Grow up...........
Geezer
Grow up...........
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06 December 2010, 11:23 AM
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