Annoyed with "friend" and his sex acts..
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(some of us had a Porsche before we were 40...)
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I thought as much, but he must be nearing 60, surely
I thought your 'hobbling' comment was aimed more at me - and is actually factually correct at the moment
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Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
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Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
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Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
Les
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Went out for a birthday bash a couple of nights ago with some friends. I txt'd a girl from work on the off-chance she could be out in town. She wasn't but as she was at a loose end she and her friend decided to come to town and join us.
Now this girl is a good work-friend of mine and we often go out in a small gang on drinking sessions. Good times...
Anyway the other night, after lots of drinking, eventually we were down to myself, the two girls and - I'd call him a distant friend..
Now he is a bit of a perv and has history but in recent years has had no stories to tell. Eventually I called it a night and left him out with the girls (he had not met them prior to this night out). Girls had suggested earlier they didn't want to be left with him but before I left them I assured them they should be ok..
Turned out they got absolutely smashed and all went back to my friends.. He was said to be walking around the house naked, entered bedroom 1 and proceeded to start ******** her. She awoke and let him continue. He then made an excuse to fetch some water and you won't believe this but entered the other bedroom and shagged her friend too.
I'm not sure if they both know he did them but I'm pretty disgusted.
At first I laughed but having spoken to my work friend (who is in bedroom 1 - sorry I mention no names) her story is rather scary and she is quite shaken and spooked by it.
Now this could almost be classed as rape but I think it may have to blow over due to the fact he was allowed to go as far as he did, regardless that they were all steaming and half asleep when he took advantage.
I really regret asking her to come out and blame myself to some extent.
I'm expecting a mixed response here mainly due to the mentality of some peeps but when you know these girls it is very much out of character. And no I'm not jealous either before anyone suggests, just a bit bothered.
These are young girls in their early 20s whilst the guy is in his 40s and already a granddad.
Now this girl is a good work-friend of mine and we often go out in a small gang on drinking sessions. Good times...
Anyway the other night, after lots of drinking, eventually we were down to myself, the two girls and - I'd call him a distant friend..
Now he is a bit of a perv and has history but in recent years has had no stories to tell. Eventually I called it a night and left him out with the girls (he had not met them prior to this night out). Girls had suggested earlier they didn't want to be left with him but before I left them I assured them they should be ok..
Turned out they got absolutely smashed and all went back to my friends.. He was said to be walking around the house naked, entered bedroom 1 and proceeded to start ******** her. She awoke and let him continue. He then made an excuse to fetch some water and you won't believe this but entered the other bedroom and shagged her friend too.
I'm not sure if they both know he did them but I'm pretty disgusted.
At first I laughed but having spoken to my work friend (who is in bedroom 1 - sorry I mention no names) her story is rather scary and she is quite shaken and spooked by it.
Now this could almost be classed as rape but I think it may have to blow over due to the fact he was allowed to go as far as he did, regardless that they were all steaming and half asleep when he took advantage.
I really regret asking her to come out and blame myself to some extent.
I'm expecting a mixed response here mainly due to the mentality of some peeps but when you know these girls it is very much out of character. And no I'm not jealous either before anyone suggests, just a bit bothered.
These are young girls in their early 20s whilst the guy is in his 40s and already a granddad.
Les
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Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
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Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
F*CK ME!!! It's a F*CKING Breitling! Purrrleeeese!
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Skoobidude, your mate is a low class vermin. Like others have said here, stop being his mate, that's if you dislike what he does. You may remain his friend for his warped stories, if they stimulate you a bit. Those dumbhead girls would have known in the morning whatever happened to them. They could take him to the cleaners, and/or take it as a learning for themselves not to get bladdered like d!ckheads, and go back to a stranger weirdo's house for a "bit of fun"
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If you were a man with a car like that I would describe you as some on their late 40's/early 50's who would be out their trying to get young girls pissed so he could get his leg over, even better if there were two or three of them...
...oh, wait...
...oh, wait...
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