Heading Down South Tomorrow
11 February 2011, 07:44 PM
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The South have a literacy test and you just failed it with spelling like that
So stay at home and beat your wife instead
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11 February 2011, 07:52 PM
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One assumes you have also been chipped. They don't let any old mangy mongrels down here you know..
11 February 2011, 08:23 PM
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I'll have to bring my own then
Typical he's tight as well typical Northerner!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Typical he's tight as well!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the form of a hip flask as they are all alcoholics too
11 February 2011, 08:29 PM
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LOL......
11 February 2011, 08:37 PM
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I've just finished a bottle of Chiswick bitter.
11 February 2011, 08:51 PM
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I've just finished a bottle of Chiswick bitter.
Now that brings back memories!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 February 2011, 08:58 PM
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Typical he's tight as well typical Northerner!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes we are tight,but we're not soft like you Southeners
11 February 2011, 09:00 PM
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Wimbledon away.....
11 February 2011, 09:01 PM
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Wimbledon away.....
Yep
11 February 2011, 09:10 PM
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Now that brings back memories!!!!!!!!!!!!
I prefer Old Crafty Hen..........it's gawjuss!
11 February 2011, 09:40 PM
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The Northern ambassador is heading South. God help us.....
Don't take no **** down there Neil.
11 February 2011, 09:41 PM
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The Northern ambassador is heading South. God help us.....
Don't take no **** down there Neil.
Don't worry Bob i wont
11 February 2011, 09:44 PM
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Yes we are tight,but we're not soft like you Southeners
yorkshire people are tight ***** not like us mancs
11 February 2011, 10:16 PM
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Take some pictures on a 35mm film camera and post them on here when they have been developed so we can all see what its like in that London.
I understand That London's a big place and it covers three quarters of the British Isles. That's what a Cockney *****r I met told me anyway.
Take this with you and good luck my friend
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
They don't talk proper like.
11 February 2011, 10:24 PM
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Take some pictures on a 35mm film camera and post them on here when they have been developed so we can all see what its like in that London.
I understand That London's a big place and it covers three quarters of the British Isles. That's what a Cockney *****r I met told me anyway.
Take this with you and good luck my friend
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
They don't talk proper like.
I love that site. Hilarious!
11 February 2011, 10:24 PM
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Remember to flush at Northampton
11 February 2011, 10:24 PM
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Take some pictures on a 35mm film camera and post them on here when they have been developed so we can all see what its like in that London.
I understand That London's a big place and it covers three quarters of the British Isles. That's what a Cockney *****r I met told me anyway.
Take this with you and good luck my friend
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
They don't talk proper like.
Cheers Bob
11 February 2011, 10:25 PM
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Don't worry Bob i wont
So, what exactly are you coming down here to do? Going anywhere nice? In case you haven't been down here before, you will plenty of Northerners are already here!
11 February 2011, 10:28 PM
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So, what exactly are you coming down here to do? Going anywhere nice? In case you haven't been down here before, you will plenty of Northerners are already here!
Off to football,been before,just having a bit of friendly banter with the Southern softies
11 February 2011, 10:39 PM
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Off to football,been before,just having a bit of friendly banter with the Southern softies
Oh yes, I see, Wimbledon away?? Who's your team?
I used to study Ooop North, North Wales to be precise, but was one of about only 2 southerners on my course.
Most were from the North West, Scousers and Mancs, Welsh obviously, few Yorkshire folk, couple of Geordies etc.
The banter was very good and we had a great time. That was 20 years ago, but still have very good friends from then.
Enjoy yourself.
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11 February 2011, 10:50 PM
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Oh yes, I see, Wimbledon away?? Who's your team?
I used to study Ooop North, North Wales to be precise, but was one of about only 2 southerners on my course.
Most were from the North West, Scousers and Mancs, Welsh obviously, few Yorkshire folk, couple of Geordies etc.
The banter was very good and we had a great time. That was 20 years ago, but still have very good friends from then.
Enjoy yourself.
Asif
Asif - Likewise: 7 years at uni in Geordieland and then back to normality/reality.
Welcome to our neck of the woods you wife-beating monkey. Suggest you take a crash course in Polish for beginners if you want to get a taxi anywhere
11 February 2011, 10:59 PM
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Asif - Likewise: 7 years at uni in Geordieland and then back to normality/reality.
Welcome to our neck of the woods you wife-beating monkey. Suggest you take a crash course in Polish for beginners if you want to get a taxi anywhere
LOL! 7 years? Are you a Doctor, or just couldn't get away? I always thought Newcastle was a great night out.
What was the place...? Legends I thnk it was called. Wonderful.
11 February 2011, 11:12 PM
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LOL! 7 years? Are you a Doctor, or just couldn't get away? I always thought Newcastle was a great night out.
No comment, certainly not fit to practice!
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What was the place...? Legends I thnk it was called. Wonderful.
The Mayfair was more my scence
11 February 2011, 11:16 PM
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I'm sorry but that will only improve Northampton
11 February 2011, 11:22 PM
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I understand That London's a big place
Nope, it's only 1.12sq. mi.
12 February 2011, 10:47 AM
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Just don't bring anything nasty down here anyway!
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12 February 2011, 12:36 PM
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Bring a translator with you by all means, not for the Poles but because we can't understand a word you car stereo stealing, wife beaters say
12 February 2011, 12:39 PM
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I'm here,what a sh*t hole,I've not met anyone who speaks English yet.
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I'm here,what a sh*t hole,I've not met anyone who speaks English yet.
That could be anywhere in the UK - especially Scotland