Heading Down South Tomorrow
12 February 2011, 08:33 PM
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Have you checked the kerb stones for gold Neil?
Don't walk into a bar smoking a lardie wrapped in a Speckled Hen just to rub in the fact they pay over the odds for their Mickey Mouses else they'll think you're a Northern Sinnington Hunt.
Make sure you check the underneath of your car for illegal Southerners trying to get into The North before you set off. You can relax when you see signs for Leeds.
Don't walk into a bar smoking a lardie wrapped in a Speckled Hen just to rub in the fact they pay over the odds for their Mickey Mouses else they'll think you're a Northern Sinnington Hunt.
Make sure you check the underneath of your car for illegal Southerners trying to get into The North before you set off. You can relax when you see signs for Leeds.
13 February 2011, 11:56 AM
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Have you checked the kerb stones for gold Neil?
Don't walk into a bar smoking a lardie wrapped in a Speckled Hen just to rub in the fact they pay over the odds for their Mickey Mouses else they'll think you're a Northern Sinnington Hunt.
Make sure you check the underneath of your car for illegal Southerners trying to get into The North before you set off. You can relax when you see signs for Leeds.
Don't walk into a bar smoking a lardie wrapped in a Speckled Hen just to rub in the fact they pay over the odds for their Mickey Mouses else they'll think you're a Northern Sinnington Hunt.
Make sure you check the underneath of your car for illegal Southerners trying to get into The North before you set off. You can relax when you see signs for Leeds.
Good one, I can assure you we southerners don't step foot in the North unless we really have to.......................too uncivilised...........
13 February 2011, 12:55 PM
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13 February 2011, 01:00 PM
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I bet the assclown had a lager top, fell over pi$$ed and ended up on a&e with sick all down his Burberry t-shirt, fake designer jeans ans trainers telling everybody he was attacked by 6 or so lads and he kicked their asses -licked their asses maybe
14 February 2011, 05:05 PM
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+1 - back to where he belongs and yes, it is grim ooop't north!
I bet the assclown had a lager top, fell over pi$$ed and ended up on a&e with sick all down his Burberry t-shirt, fake designer jeans ans trainers telling everybody he was attacked by 6 or so lads and he kicked their asses -licked their asses maybe
I bet the assclown had a lager top, fell over pi$$ed and ended up on a&e with sick all down his Burberry t-shirt, fake designer jeans ans trainers telling everybody he was attacked by 6 or so lads and he kicked their asses -licked their asses maybe
Don't forget the excessive amounts of moody gold, timberland boots and the animal print clad girlfriend yelling and balling with a fresh shiner where he has just belted her during his Brown Ale fuelled rage
14 February 2011, 05:26 PM
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I was in proper South over the weekend i.e. in Somerset. I met two girls from Down Sarf there. They called paper "phaeephaaa" and supervisor "supaaavaaeezaaa".During a serious learning and development talk, they informed the group of a terminology known as Bootycall. 
No one understood, so they explained to us what it meant, with no hesitation whatsoever 
I really think that people from Down Sarf are truly smart people. They did wear animal print skin-tight tops and cowboy shoes, and they didn't givvva ****! If anyone had dared to havva go at them, they would have just called that person a "tossssaaaaaaa".
No one understood, so they explained to us what it meant, with no hesitation whatsoever I really think that people from Down Sarf are truly smart people. They did wear animal print skin-tight tops and cowboy shoes, and they didn't givvva ****! If anyone had dared to havva go at them, they would have just called that person a "tossssaaaaaaa".
14 February 2011, 06:02 PM
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+1 - back to where he belongs and yes, it is grim ooop't north!
I bet the assclown had a lager top, fell over pi$$ed and ended up on a&e with sick all down his Burberry t-shirt, fake designer jeans ans trainers telling everybody he was attacked by 6 or so lads and he kicked their asses -licked their asses maybe
I bet the assclown had a lager top, fell over pi$$ed and ended up on a&e with sick all down his Burberry t-shirt, fake designer jeans ans trainers telling everybody he was attacked by 6 or so lads and he kicked their asses -licked their asses maybe
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,W*nker
14 February 2011, 07:13 PM
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14 February 2011, 07:33 PM
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I found this on another forum
I have to visit Harrogate soon and am scared of the deprivation I'll find. Is it as bad as I fear?
Doodie
It's worse than you can imagine. I visited Harrogate once but was turned back by the foul smell and poverty stricken locals begging for some change from the rich, elegant Londoners. Please reconsider your decision and protect your sensibilities
It's worse than you can imagine. I visited Harrogate once but was turned back by the foul smell and poverty stricken locals begging for some change from the rich, elegant Londoners. Please reconsider your decision and protect your sensibilities