Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline

"Boy, you're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no ******* teeth"

Originally Posted by Turbohot

In all fairness, why should the other half need to get involved, anyway? For example, if mine even tried to throw his wait around on the first opportunity arisen, I'd just say to him: "Stand back, you! I will handle it!" Then, I will just slate that patronising git for giving me cr@p over rightfully setting the net. I will say to him: "No, YOU listen, mister! Don't you dare "love" me. I don't like anyone talking to me like that, ok? Other than that, your time is up, right! so do one now. Go on!" But if they still gave me any further sh!te, I would have just lost it with them! They would have left the tennis court with my racquet imprinted on their @rses.

Some people, eh!

On a calmer note, I would have certainly told them not to effing "love" me, I so dislike this patronising "love" reference in any type of conversation, more so in an irrational one. I would have told them that their time was up, and they need to do one. Had they continued to mouth off, I would have just argued with them something chronic, which would have stopped their play, anyway. They would have ultimately given up and fcuked off, basically. That would have meant they would have given me daggers next time when they saw me again, swinging my glorious racquet around On that, I would have cared a peanut, and would have said to myself: Haha! Bollox to you, you imbicile gits."