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Old 18 June 2011, 03:46 PM
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far too many pussies on this thread.



If someone breaks into my house i would smash the **** out of them or get seriously injured trying.


No one breaks into my house without suffering severe consequences, **** what the law will do to me, ill worry about that later.



judging by the reactions of most on here the nasty burglar men are hoping its a ***** who owns the car they need to nick, they have prolly watched it for a couple of days anyway, do you think they would try to nick a car from a local bouncer or drug dealer?




Stop being a bunch of pansies and man up, i have a rounders bat and a 7 inch "kitchen" knife under the bed and a boston slugger in the little under the stairs cupboard where the coats live and i wouldnt hesitate to use them.



i might start twocing cars of some of the potsers on here, ill meet no resistance after all, and then i can come back next year to nick the insurance replacement.




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Old 18 June 2011, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by JPL
And there's the joke, 3 people smash through your door, one armed with a baseball bat, and you have to politely ask them to halt the proceedings, check out the weapon, is it aluminium? And then go to your shed an equip yourself with a suitable weapon to match his. If yours is better and you get the upper hand he sues.

I personally would like them killed, be them wanting to steal my car or take my Bic pen. Thieving c*nt scum deserve no life in this planet, and I don't give a toss about why they got into that position in the first place.

Kill them.

And breathe.
In cases like that, it's rarely if ever about the exact choice of weapon you use, but how long and how viciously you keep bashing the scum's head with it after he's already down or has run away from your house. I can't think of a better example here than the Munir Hussein case in High Wycombe a few years ago, where one of the burglars/hostage-takers was left with brain damage after the home-owner and his brother literally broke a cricket bat in 3 pieces on his head (this was after they got free and chased the guy away, caught up with and cornered him).

My advice - hit the f3ckers as hard as you like in the knees, crotch, fingers, elbows, wrists - basically anywhere that will hurt like hell, cause limbs to cease to function and/or bones to break, but that isn't directly life-threatening, and you should get away every time with a defense of 'only' trying to incapacitate the scum to protect yourself or family, and/or detain said scum while waiting for arrival of the police.

As I'm sure many will remember, the Hussein brothers were originally jailed for 18 months, but got this reduced to suspended sentences on appeal.
Old 18 June 2011, 04:28 PM
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Its pretty funny reading this thread given my recent experiences. I can guarantee you that next time somone comes through my door I will still fight them only this time I have suitable weapons ready to hand, as well as two rottweilers. A hammer axe or knife and I would have killed two of my intruders before the third had a chance to get involved.
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
dont you lot have something beside your beds incase some scum breaks in , i know i do i just thought everybody did, thats why my keys are under my pillow and will stay there if i can help it
not many will come into the bedroom there looking for an easy creep around
You mean that weapon at the side of your bed the scumbag will pick up before he wakes you up and bashes your brains out with it?
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
far too many pussies on this thread.



If someone breaks into my house i would smash the **** out of them or get seriously injured trying.


No one breaks into my house without suffering severe consequences, **** what the law will do to me, ill worry about that later.



judging by the reactions of most on here the nasty burglar men are hoping its a ***** who owns the car they need to nick, they have prolly watched it for a couple of days anyway, do you think they would try to nick a car from a local bouncer or drug dealer?




Stop being a bunch of pansies and man up, i have a rounders bat and a 7 inch "kitchen" knife under the bed and a boston slugger in the little under the stairs cupboard where the coats live and i wouldnt hesitate to use them.



i might start twocing cars of some of the potsers on here, ill meet no resistance after all, and then i can come back next year to nick the insurance replacement.




MAN UP PEOPLE!
Do you wear red underpants on the outside of your trousers?

http://www.lifeofanarchitect.com/wp-...super-hero.jpg

Or are you more................

http://blog.nus.edu.sg/iseet/files/2...t-Warrior1.jpg .....

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Old 18 June 2011, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Machette and the dogs will wake me no problem.

Intruders will be met by an extreemly p1ssed off me waving a rather large weapon, the sight of which should do the trick, if not at least one of them will be minus a limb.

And yes i am a warrior,but not on the keyboard.

Enter my home with the intention of doing harm to me or mine and we can discuss the wrights and wrongs of it in court.

I know it won't be a popular opinion, but i as long as i am able i will defend myself.

I leave the keys downstairs on the kitchen table, don't care about the cars and the stuff in my house they would do better knocking on the door and asking for them it's just stuff at the end of the day.

but me and mine is something different, and once inside i don't know what their intentions are and i won't be asking any questions.

They left any rights outside on the pavement.

Ninja ditchmyster..Bad a$$ ****
spot on no machette though but something better ive no worries now who wants a hairdressers car
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