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Old 22 July 2011, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dunx
The greedy Southerners siphon up all the cash to provide themselves with everything they need.

Who has a tunnel to Europe ?
Who has a high speed rail link to same ?
Where is the highest density of motorways ?
Who has "The dome" ?
Who has the Olympics ?
Who keeps all the money ?

dunx

P.S. The North would be better off without the burden of the South to finance ?

It's called civilisation.
Old 22 July 2011, 07:14 PM
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If it means you have to be thick to live up north, I'm quite happy to be as clever as I am
Old 22 July 2011, 07:15 PM
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Pete, aren't you from Middlesborough?
Old 22 July 2011, 07:55 PM
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Not now, he isn't....

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Old 22 July 2011, 09:06 PM
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In the Glasgow North East constituency 35% of adults have no qualifications
They failed to mention that 34% were indeed dirty rotten English invading our beautiful country



Regardless Glessga folk are stupid
Old 22 July 2011, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
Whatever, I'd rather be thick than a ****!
I saw a loaf of bread named after you at Waitrose today.




Then I looked closer



It said "Thick Cut"










Old 22 July 2011, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
**** always falls to the bottom.
Scum rises to the top

God knows why I'm sticking my beak in.
I'm from Manchester (I'm a Blue)
Lived Darn Sarf for 20+ years
Never go to the pub for a pint and a game of pool with the "Lads" - It's not something that tends to happen round here - I miss it tbh.

I think it helps having "Northern" Charm working amongst Southern sorts.

Old 23 July 2011, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Depends what you call 'North', Les ..... even Swindon is North to you!
Just about everywhere in the UK is north of me Pete.

But I have spent the larger part of my life north of the Wash!

Les
Old 23 July 2011, 01:09 PM
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In the North we have enough sense in not wanting to live in the South with its stupid inflated prices on almost everything.

I lived in London for 2 years, everyone races round like headless chickens, bumper to bumper traffic for miles, give me the slower pace of life in the North every time where you also get a lot more for your money.

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Old 23 July 2011, 01:26 PM
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Product of the comprehensive education system - you are all as smart as each other.
Old 23 July 2011, 01:38 PM
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I'm proud to be from Yorkshire look at this video and you'll see why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjJF...e_gdata_player
Old 23 July 2011, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
New research shows that the North of the UK are thick and the South are really, really, clever ..... but, I could have told you that anyway

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-14233114
Old 24 July 2011, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wrx9181
I'm proud to be from Yorkshire look at this video and you'll see why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjJF...e_gdata_player

LMAO

It must be the cold weather up North having effects on the brain,slows down thinking/reactions.
Old 24 July 2011, 01:43 PM
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yes southeners are smarter arnt they, i mean look at cockney rhyming slang, apples and pears for stairs??? wouldnt it be faster to say stairs? tommy tit for sh*t same applies here why make a slang that doubles your sentences haha
Old 24 July 2011, 02:51 PM
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Slightly off topic but funny none the less


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JcHhA7M-Y
Old 24 July 2011, 03:13 PM
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top gear tonight, jeremy destroyes kent with a tank,now that i have to see, wonder why he picked somwhere down south
Old 24 July 2011, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by leedscal
yes southeners are smarter arnt they, i mean look at cockney rhyming slang, apples and pears for stairs??? wouldnt it be faster to say stairs? tommy tit for sh*t same applies here why make a slang that doubles your sentences haha

Oh dear! Yet another example of northern ignorance.
We don't use the full phrase. We would say;

I am going up the apples for a tom.
Old 24 July 2011, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
Oh dear! Yet another example of northern ignorance.
We don't use the full phrase. We would say;

I am going up the apples for a tom.
Ohh im sorry because a sentence like that makes you sound REALLY smart hahaha
Old 24 July 2011, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by classic Subaru Si
but cost of living is higher, so that rules that out
No it doesn't. Most of the higher end industry is in the Midlands and London. You don't have to live in London to work there.
Old 24 July 2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
New research shows that the North of the UK are thick and the South are really, really, clever ..... but, I could have told you that anyway

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-14233114
Shut up, fool.
Old 24 July 2011, 05:01 PM
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Funnily enough I've moved from an area down south with 19% without qualifications to the Midlands where we have 10.4% without qualifications.
Old 24 July 2011, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Shut up, fool.
Get some Nuts
Old 24 July 2011, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
New research shows that the North of the UK are thick and the South are really, really, clever ..... but, I could have told you that anyway

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-14233114
Is Brummie oop north then Pete?

I liked this bit:

"Every Edinburgh constituency was placed in the top third for educational achievement. Every constituency in Glasgow was below the British average".
Old 24 July 2011, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dunx
The greedy Southerners siphon up all the cash to provide themselves with everything they need.


Who has "The dome" ?

dunx
Dunx - they can keep the fekkin Dome!
Old 24 July 2011, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Dunx - they can keep the fekkin Dome!
Has anyone flew over the dome,it does look like a Birthday cake from above.
Old 24 July 2011, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Has anyone flew over the dome,it does look like a Birthday cake from above.
Or a lass with a mastectomy.
Old 24 July 2011, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Pete, aren't you from Middlesborough?
Yep

And it's Middlesbrough .....
Old 24 July 2011, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Yep

And it's Middlesbrough .....
Or Middlesboro'
Old 24 July 2011, 09:18 PM
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worked in the city for twenty years not now racing about endless stress driving full off k.**** now i work manchester and sorry to say its goin that way
Old 24 July 2011, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by leedscal
Ohh im sorry because a sentence like that makes you sound REALLY smart hahaha

I know.We also use punctuation down here.It must get really confusing.


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