A Scoobynet tale
#31
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to get on the interwebs, and see if saga are offering any decent deals on coach tours or cruises. "Dip yer bread" he said " and don't forget to check if carers can travel for free" Lewis insisted. As he hung up the telephone he remembered.....
Last edited by tarmac terror; 28 July 2011 at 09:23 PM.
#32
Michael Gove. He knows that really I respect teachers and secretly would love to be one. I just get so much attention being controversial. If only the pesky kids on that Honda forum who banned me............................
#34
as dry as a vultures crutch "I'll show them there's life in the old dog yet" he thought as he wrung the last drops of p*ss from his beige Farah slacks. "Damn those imported p*ss bags" he cursed. "The standard, unmolested UK p*ss bags are so much better, there will always be a market for a standard UK spec p*ss bags" he cursed, secretly knowing however that the imported ones had a bigger capacity and would stop him from p*ssing his Farah slacks. . Still when matron gives me my next bed bath I'll make sure I have a stonking great................
#35
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packet of condoms as they are doing a special offer on bum boys international £7 for 100 dont you know, so when the camel traders come for tea i'll have enough for a bumrumpy session, suddenly he was interupted from posting on scoobynet by a loud banging noise coming from the kitchen
#36
It was PS Lewis' deluxe "hint of lavender" lonely man friend, his rubber love wand falling from the work surface as he had forgotten to switch it off. As he picked it up and grasped it between his arthritis ridden hands and marveled at its girth he felt for the poor camel, "Christ, the poor creature will have ringpiece like a dinner plate he thought. I'm glad my male friends always lube it up, otherwise I'd walk like............
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#39
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Which is slang for having a really good look at something, which if he had gone to spec savers he would of been able to see that the diesel engine in his honda is really not the one to have, as it will be discontinued shortly due to it being
Last edited by ditchmyster; 29 July 2011 at 04:11 AM.
#40
Scooby Regular
Whilst PS Lewis mulled over the extremes of his car and camel worries there was a knock at the door. He was met be a charming lady who introduced herself as 'splicer'.
She was dresses head to toe in PVC and in this July heat...
Last edited by Hysteria1983; 29 July 2011 at 10:27 AM.
#41
..... and was naturally sweating profusely. "Please Sir, I need help, I'm stuck in this PVC suit and it has shrunk due to the heat, do you have any garden shears to free me?"
Pete went inside......
Pete went inside......
#49
The door was flung open. it was Mrs PS Lewis. " Pedro,Your soup's ready" she said, " Leave your teeth on the side and make sure your bag's not full" she barked, squinting in the dark towards the glow in the dark Captain America Condom adorning Pedro's tiny excuse for a c*ck. "I think the clock in the hall has stopped", she said nodding towards Pedro's c*ck. "The second finger on your luminous clock is pointing to half past. "Damn damn damn" he cursed, "Even when fitted with discount branded, padded, luminous condoms, my manhood still appears the size of a fruit flies. Reaching into the top drawer Pedro took out his trusty...................
#54
**** sprang to the deluded old tw*ts mind. Some folk on scoobynet are so ****. With that in mind the mange ridden old Lewis reached for his Comma 10/40 semi and began rubbing it into...................
#58
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So as the smelly slimey **** stained y fronts droped to the floor and he struggled to clear her clag nuts with his shriveled winkel she got the scissors at the ready,Just at that point she had a sobering thought, if i cut his nuts off then he will be in all day sat by the fire and even more of a miserable old git, and that would end my daily romps with
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#60