A Scoobynet tale
31 July 2011, 09:49 PM
#62
"Check my knocklink" the camel breathed old git pleaded, "You don't want me running lean, leaving my big end exposed to premature wear" he said. As Mrs PS Lewis hand reached down for PS Lewis rusty from being pissed in zip, she shouted loudly, aware of the old git's diminishing hearing. "It's not your knocklink I'm interested in. Let me feel your crank sensor like I used to when you used to change my lubricants, before you resorted to spending hours and hours on Scoobynet, telling folk how knowledgeable you are and making up a persona of your own. Where is the old Mr Rae , I mean PS Lewis, the man who once took me.....................
Last edited by s70rjw; 31 July 2011 at 09:51 PM.
01 August 2011, 12:21 AM
#63
Up the sh1tter on brighton beach while i was giving the donkeys blow jobs,oh how i lust for those donkeys since my pelvic floor collapsed, the good old days when you could afford to drive a subaru and
Last edited by ditchmyster; 01 August 2011 at 12:22 AM.
01 August 2011, 10:07 PM
#64
you promised me that Hondas were cars for the elderly and you'd never react to post ****** like Tony De Wonderful. I'm at the point of no return. I'm off to that donkey sanctuary, mentioned on TopGear, slagged off by so many as having ruined TopGear and adding non motoring content to the show. Dobbin treated me like the.......................................