Jokes to upset everyone
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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs.
Steven Hawkins after a house fire
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04 September 2011, 04:09 PM
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Lol, with no resemblence to a certain fast food restaurant dish, obviously
04 September 2011, 04:24 PM
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On Her Majestys Sausage Sandwich
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Stew to a kill
Stew to a Grill
04 September 2011, 04:42 PM
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Live and let diet
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The watermelon is not enough
The Quantum of Salad
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Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
My Grandfather used to tell me.
Well, what he'd say is, "You've got a long way to go before you're as good as your Nan".
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
04 September 2011, 08:33 PM
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Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
Bond, 23 Stone
http://www.klast.net/bond/filmlist.html
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04 September 2011, 09:04 PM
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
brilliant -- what are the odds on that
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04 September 2011, 09:19 PM
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
My Grandfather used to tell me.
Well, what he'd say is, "You've got a long way to go before you're as good as your Nan".
05 September 2011, 11:42 AM
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They are definitely getting more upsetting.
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05 September 2011, 03:55 PM
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They are definitely getting more upsetting.
Les
These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
05 September 2011, 03:58 PM
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These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
05 September 2011, 04:08 PM
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Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
Sounds good to me
My girlfriend said I've got the biggest **** she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
05 September 2011, 04:11 PM
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"
"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."
"Yeah, I'm just f*****g about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."
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What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
Madeleine McCann's bike.
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What’s pink and stiff and terrifies women in the morning?
cot death
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I recently met a japanese car thief.....
His name was " Tommy Took-a-motor "