Jokes to upset everyone
04 September 2011, 03:55 PM
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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs.
04 September 2011, 04:00 PM
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04 September 2011, 04:09 PM
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Lol, with no resemblence to a certain fast food restaurant dish, obviously
04 September 2011, 04:24 PM
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On Her Majestys Sausage Sandwich
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04 September 2011, 04:36 PM
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Stew to a kill
Stew to a Grill
04 September 2011, 04:42 PM
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Live and let diet
04 September 2011, 04:44 PM
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From Russia with Luncheon Meat
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Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
04 September 2011, 08:33 PM
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
04 September 2011, 08:33 PM
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Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
Bond, 23 Stone
http://www.klast.net/bond/filmlist.html
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04 September 2011, 09:04 PM
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
brilliant -- what are the odds on that
04 September 2011, 09:09 PM
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04 September 2011, 09:19 PM
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
05 September 2011, 11:42 AM
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They are definitely getting more upsetting.
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05 September 2011, 03:55 PM
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They are definitely getting more upsetting.
Les
These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
05 September 2011, 03:58 PM
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These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
05 September 2011, 04:08 PM
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Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
Sounds good to me
My girlfriend said I've got the biggest **** she'd ever seen,
05 September 2011, 04:11 PM
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"Knock knock"
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What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
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What’s pink and stiff and terrifies women in the morning?
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I recently met a japanese car thief.....
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