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Listening to some of you guys saying she is average etc... is very funny.
I'd love to see some of the same guys saying this post up a picture of their girlfriend / wife.
How anyone can say she is average is beyond me. She is clearly proper bang tidy.
I'd love to see some of the same guys saying this post up a picture of their girlfriend / wife.
How anyone can say she is average is beyond me. She is clearly proper bang tidy.
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Made Richard Dawkins believe in God says Daily Mash http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201109164314/
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I love all the comments in here frrm the "lovely wobbly randy old giffers" about Back Doors, Painters Radio's and whatever, really what we mean to say is.
"I could lurk round gawping at her and not ever speak to her as am scared of rejection and I am intimidated by attractive women"
"I could really annoy her in a Pub when drunk"
"I could **** myself stupid over that photo"
"My missus is in for it tonight, now have a mental image to rely on"
"If by some miracle she agreed to a date I would really make a dick of myself"
"If by an even bigger miracle we had sex, I would be over in two seconds, roll over fart and go to sleep whilst she finished herself off in a huff"
Or that might be just me
"I could lurk round gawping at her and not ever speak to her as am scared of rejection and I am intimidated by attractive women"
"I could really annoy her in a Pub when drunk"
"I could **** myself stupid over that photo"
"My missus is in for it tonight, now have a mental image to rely on"
"If by some miracle she agreed to a date I would really make a dick of myself"
"If by an even bigger miracle we had sex, I would be over in two seconds, roll over fart and go to sleep whilst she finished herself off in a huff"
Or that might be just me
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It's far funnier seeing the comments on how gorgeous most think she looks. It doesn't say a great deal for what they have or indeed are used to. I'm more than fair where I think it's due and she does absolutely nothing for me.
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Have to say, the photo of her face isnt doing much for kme at the moment, not unattractive, just not hitting the spot, the spot being a personal thing and different for us all, so many different factors, I dont go for anonymous looking and perfect Barbie doll types like a lot seem to on here, I like intelligence, individuality, humour and massive wangers
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Show us a pic of your mrs then? She must be a stunner hey?
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I have to agree that I don't think she is beautiful - but I do think she is very sexy which does not come across in still pictures.
But to see her in Match Point or He's just not that into you - especially the office scene with the red underwear - she is very hot.
But to see her in Match Point or He's just not that into you - especially the office scene with the red underwear - she is very hot.
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Likewise it's full of spotty, pale boys with tiny ***** that get off on pictures of anything female because they struggle to even speak to a member of the opposite sex, let alone anything else.
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