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from my mum
if you can't feed em don't breed em
and on a gravestone local to me
where ever you be let your wind fly free for holding it in was the death of me
After getting chucked out of a nightclub many years ago I had to share a bus stop with a tramp. He told me to stay away from anything with a pair of **** or an engine or I would end up like him.
When I was in my late teens, a wise old man told me; "Never pass up the chance of a **** or BJ, no matter how ugly she is, as it might be the best you'll ever have".
If you want to know what your GF/Wife will look like whe she is older,look at the mother.
Fail to prepare,prepare to Fail
Look at what a person actually does,and not just what they say they will do.This one has been quite true over the yrs,Never took much notice of it until the day i left school and was Released into the World.
Look at what a person actually does,and not just what they say they will do.This one has been quite true over the yrs,Never took much notice of it until the day i left school and was Released into the World.
I like that one. It's one of those things where when its laid out infront of you, you get that "oh yeah" moment.
The best one i've had that i can remember is never befriend someone who isn't in a place/position that you want to me in.
You,ll never be rich working for someone else!! How fookin true that is!!
A freind of my dads said this to me when i took him for a spin in the scoob the day i got it" try getting to know her before raping her" i was giving it the beans at the time and he was ****tin himself!! Lol 7 years on and never had an accident in her!! Lol
My coach at school told me this: "Never get less than 12 hours sleep a night, never play cards with a man who has the same first name as a city, and never go with a lady who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. If you follow those rules everything else will be just cream cheese."