Female friend keeps flashing me her boobs
25 September 2011, 12:18 PM
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..... (and if I do I do it at her gaff)
b) Who cares
c) Risk worth taking?
d) Switch off and perform random nod accompanied by 'yeah' every 30 seconds
Yes you should...but deffo not at your gaff!!
Of course you'd then need to come back on here with a full report and / or better pics
25 September 2011, 12:24 PM
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At hers, then politely leave and thank her for a good time.
It's worth knowing how drunk she was whilst flashing?
25 September 2011, 12:26 PM
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25 September 2011, 12:30 PM
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Sweet Jesus, was on work comp before that blocks stuff, but now on pc in garage with no restrictions, must have been like a Rabbit in the headlamps, more pics please !
25 September 2011, 12:33 PM
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25 September 2011, 12:43 PM
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25 September 2011, 12:52 PM
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Contrary to popular belief that neother the man shed in the garden or the garage, despite both being hooked up to the internet is my favourite spot for knocking one out
To be honest, power tools, oil, bikes, old tyres and my beer fridge, though all massively comforting and happiness inducing are not erotic cues for me.
To be honest, power tools, oil, bikes, old tyres and my beer fridge, though all massively comforting and happiness inducing are not erotic cues for me.
25 September 2011, 01:16 PM
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25 September 2011, 01:49 PM
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Maybe she knew that you couldn't hear what she was saying so she was just showing you what she thought of you, could she have been thinking that you came across as a big t1t ?
25 September 2011, 02:39 PM
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25 September 2011, 03:27 PM
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Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
25 September 2011, 05:59 PM
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Went out last night, typical night... into the local, down a few pints have a chat and laugh then off to a disco (or club depending what decade you were born) and bumped into a bloke I know - not a proper mate but know him quite well...
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
She is a *** hag thinking you are a rampant shirt lapper so she can show her udders in safety and reap the compliments.
25 September 2011, 06:51 PM
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You disapoint me... If a bird flashes me I demand a feel... then pictures of ones face between the puppies.... The pictures I've captured while out on slag patrol...
Getting picks of two girls having a fiddle was one of my best..
Pics are all gone now sadly.. - Sony phone went and sadly the pics too
Getting picks of two girls having a fiddle was one of my best..
Pics are all gone now sadly.. - Sony phone went and sadly the pics too
25 September 2011, 07:12 PM
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25 September 2011, 08:13 PM
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