Female friend keeps flashing me her boobs
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You disapoint me... If a bird flashes me I demand a feel... then pictures of ones face between the puppies.... The pictures I've captured while out on slag patrol...
Getting picks of two girls having a fiddle was one of my best..
Pics are all gone now sadly.. - Sony phone went and sadly the pics too
Getting picks of two girls having a fiddle was one of my best..
Pics are all gone now sadly.. - Sony phone went and sadly the pics too
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Went out last night, typical night... into the local, down a few pints have a chat and laugh then off to a disco (or club depending what decade you were born) and bumped into a bloke I know - not a proper mate but know him quite well...
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping
Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)
A) Ask for a feel.
B) Ask for a photo (T!ts out)
C) Pork her
Tells me you're a Homosexual anyway.
Step aside, and let a real man have a go.
#63
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Funnily enough, as I was leaving the house this morning, my wife was stood at the doorway and flashed one boob at me - the pierced one (not my favorite BTW)
Didn't see any neighbours so I think she got away with it.
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