Originally Posted by RobsyUK

You disapoint me... If a bird flashes me I demand a feel... then pictures of ones face between the puppies.... The pictures I've captured while out on slag patrol...

Getting picks of two girls having a fiddle was one of my best..

Pics are all gone now sadly.. - Sony phone went and sadly the pics too

Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt

Went out last night, typical night... into the local, down a few pints have a chat and laugh then off to a disco (or club depending what decade you were born) and bumped into a bloke I know - not a proper mate but know him quite well...

Anyway, pop a couple of slammers and move on to manly Bacardi's and this blokes (I can only assume girlfriend) female friend slips up to me and starts talking a load of bollocks, you know the type.... in a disco, thinks you can fecking hear every word and just prattles on regardless.... I'm nodding along, not listening to a fecking word but thinking "nice ****, hmmm blonde....etc, etc" when all of a sudden she lifts her top up and shows me her bangers! Now I can't remember anything about the conversation or how we got to a banger flash... and then she calmly lowers her top back down and carries on yapping about some ****e.... as the night goes on she does this three more times!! But the strange thing is that she doesn't make an issue of it.... and carries on yapping

Why would she do this... seems a strange behaviour to me..... so do I pork her or is she a mentalist best left alone?? (nice **** though)

Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt

Its a disco and I'm drunk while trying to grab a pic of her bangers.... this is just after they were popped back in