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Old 30 September 2011, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
That is **SOOOOOO** not Carol Vorderman in that PVC pic.....

Sheesh.... look at the not very well photoshopped neck joint
Wow, photoshopping at it's worst!
Old 30 September 2011, 05:19 PM
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lol

Apologies If I dont watch Countdown on a regular basis like the rest of you old farts

Old 30 September 2011, 05:24 PM
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Old 30 September 2011, 05:56 PM
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Jowl Bob! Hahaha!
Old 30 September 2011, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Mutton dressed as lamb.

That's a seriously old pic of Nigella BTW.
Better than a pic of a seriously old Nigella though...
Old 30 September 2011, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Get it OFF Baby
Old 30 September 2011, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Get it OFF Baby



Oooh, you're so fickle!
Old 30 September 2011, 07:59 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
Old 30 September 2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
LMFAO
Old 30 September 2011, 08:24 PM
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Carol used to be fit but those pics make her look like a gold fish with fish eyes. She has leprasy on her hands ... not having skanky hands on my meet!

Like above, you get that naked and you'd feel sick but you would have to do it anyway. Nasty ...
Old 30 September 2011, 08:51 PM
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You Countdown boys crack me up,chuck you a fish and you clap like a seal.

if it had victor meldrew as the card reader,would you still watch ? (probably) LOL
Old 30 September 2011, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
F*ck me I'm crying with laughter
Old 30 September 2011, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BLU
F*ck me I'm crying with laughter
1minute 30 in i laughed so hard i fell off seat , thats is some awsome editing
Old 30 September 2011, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Wow .. how much time do people have on their hands. That must have taken ages.
Old 30 September 2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po


Funniest thing I've seen for a while.
Old 30 September 2011, 10:04 PM
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Carol is hot, she has a better figure than most women 15 years younger

TBH as to the comment about Mutton dressed as Lamb i think if you have got it flaunt it and much better to dress like that than to dress in baggy top, ankle length skirt and flat shoes or baggy track suit and trainers as most women her age seem to wear out, in fact looking at the positive comments most men seem to find her attractive dressed to the nines
Old 30 September 2011, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
That is **SOOOOOO** not Carol Vorderman in that PVC pic.....

Sheesh.... look at the not very well photoshopped neck joint
LOL, that is so bad.... how can anyone use Photoshop that badly!

As for Carol.... Mmmmmmm! I don't care that she's old... so am I!
Old 01 October 2011, 12:13 AM
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I'd imagine her walls are pretty much dried up now?
Old 01 October 2011, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I would say at the age of 40 these days you are more likely to be classed as a gilf.
What's a gilf Just interested, as I am over 40
Old 01 October 2011, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I'd imagine her walls are pretty much dried up now?
Why?
Old 01 October 2011, 12:54 AM
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Carol Vorderman has a body transplant


Old 01 October 2011, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
What's a gilf Just interested, as I am over 40
Granny I'd like to f**k..... it's the GGILFS I worry abaout
Old 01 October 2011, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Why?
Because of Gerontogenic Vaginal Desiccation Syndrome. (GVDS)
Old 01 October 2011, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Oooh, you're so fickle!


You can get your kit off too,i'll have you both in my Cave.
Old 01 October 2011, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DYK


You can get your kit off too,i'll have you both in my Cave.



What, even though I'm over 40 *ahem* and therefore a shrivelled up old hag?

I'd probably still out-run you, though!
Old 01 October 2011, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
What's a gilf Just interested, as I am over 40
A gilf ...

It starts with grandma. And the rest is the same as Milf! I wouldn't mind being considered a gilf at 44

If my son had a child at the same age I did, that's when I would be a granny. Although, I have know people be grandparents at the age of 29!!!!
Old 01 October 2011, 10:20 AM
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She has a certain look in those eyes!

Les
Old 01 October 2011, 10:21 AM
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Give me a sexy older woman over an 18-25 year old girl any day

Typing this quickly so the WILF can't see
Old 01 October 2011, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
What, even though I'm over 40 *ahem* and therefore a shrivelled up old hag?

I'd probably still out-run you, though!

Only one way to find out and i would make you feel like you're 20 yrs younger in bed.
I'm a man of few words but much Action.

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Old 01 October 2011, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Only one way to find out and i would make you feel like you're 20 yrs younger in bed.
I'm a man of few words but much Action.


If I was 20 years younger, you wouldn't have been born!


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