Carol Vorderman
30 September 2011, 05:12 PM
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That is **SOOOOOO** not Carol Vorderman in that PVC pic.....
Sheesh.... look at the not very well photoshopped neck joint
Wow, photoshopping at it's worst!
30 September 2011, 05:19 PM
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lol
Apologies If I dont watch Countdown on a regular basis like the rest of you old farts
30 September 2011, 05:24 PM
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30 September 2011, 05:56 PM
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Jowl Bob! Hahaha!
30 September 2011, 06:29 PM
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Mutton dressed as lamb.
That's a seriously old pic of Nigella BTW.
Better than a pic of a seriously old Nigella though...
30 September 2011, 06:30 PM
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Get it OFF Baby
30 September 2011, 07:02 PM
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Oooh, you're so fickle!
30 September 2011, 07:59 PM
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30 September 2011, 08:11 PM
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LMFAO
30 September 2011, 08:24 PM
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Carol used to be fit but those pics make her look like a gold fish with fish eyes. She has leprasy on her hands ... not having skanky hands on my meet!
Like above, you get that naked and you'd feel sick but you would have to do it anyway. Nasty ...
30 September 2011, 08:51 PM
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You Countdown boys crack me up,chuck you a fish and you clap like a seal.
if it had victor meldrew as the card reader,would you still watch ? (probably) LOL
30 September 2011, 08:56 PM
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F*ck me I'm crying with laughter
30 September 2011, 09:11 PM
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1minute 30 in i laughed so hard i fell off seat , thats is some awsome editing
30 September 2011, 09:20 PM
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Wow .. how much time do people have on their hands. That must have taken ages.
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30 September 2011, 10:04 PM
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Carol is hot, she has a better figure than most women 15 years younger
TBH as to the comment about Mutton dressed as Lamb i think if you have got it flaunt it and much better to dress like that than to dress in baggy top, ankle length skirt and flat shoes or baggy track suit and trainers as most women her age seem to wear out, in fact looking at the positive comments most men seem to find her attractive dressed to the nines
30 September 2011, 10:59 PM
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That is **SOOOOOO** not Carol Vorderman in that PVC pic.....
Sheesh.... look at the not very well photoshopped neck joint
LOL, that is so bad.... how can anyone use Photoshop that badly!
As for Carol.... Mmmmmmm! I don't care that she's old... so am I!
01 October 2011, 12:13 AM
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I'd imagine her walls are pretty much dried up now?
01 October 2011, 12:23 AM
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I would say at the age of 40 these days you are more likely to be classed as a gilf.
What's a gilf
Just interested, as I am over 40
01 October 2011, 12:24 AM
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I'd imagine her walls are pretty much dried up now?
Why?
01 October 2011, 12:54 AM
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Carol Vorderman has a body transplant
01 October 2011, 12:57 AM
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What's a gilf
Just interested, as I am over 40
Granny I'd like to f**k..... it's the GGILFS I worry abaout
01 October 2011, 01:03 AM
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Why?
Because of Gerontogenic Vaginal Desiccation Syndrome. (GVDS)
01 October 2011, 07:55 AM
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Oooh, you're so fickle!
You can get your kit off too,i'll have you both in my Cave.
01 October 2011, 10:03 AM
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You can get your kit off too,i'll have you both in my Cave.
What, even though I'm over 40 *ahem* and therefore a shrivelled up old hag?
I'd probably still out-run you, though!
01 October 2011, 10:15 AM
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What's a gilf
Just interested, as I am over 40
A gilf ...
It starts with grandma. And the rest is the same as Milf! I wouldn't mind being considered a gilf at 44
If my son had a child at the same age I did, that's when I would be a granny. Although, I have know people be grandparents at the age of 29!!!!
01 October 2011, 10:20 AM
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She has a certain look in those eyes!
Les
01 October 2011, 10:21 AM
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Give me a sexy older woman over an 18-25 year old girl any day
Typing this quickly so the WILF can't see
01 October 2011, 12:01 PM
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What, even though I'm over 40 *ahem* and therefore a shrivelled up old hag?
I'd probably still out-run you, though!
Only one way to find out and i would make you feel like you're 20 yrs younger in bed.
I'm a man of few words but much Action.
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If I was 20 years younger, you wouldn't have been born!