Vasectomy
03 November 2011, 10:27 AM
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ROFL at some of the answers!! 
I had mine done (got a group buy on BUPA believe it or not, saved 50 notes).
No pain, just really embarrasing when the doctors assistant walked in and she's about 20, petite size 8 and blonde...........
Plenty of after-care from the wifey and I was a Jaffa within a week!
I had mine done (got a group buy on BUPA believe it or not, saved 50 notes).
No pain, just really embarrasing when the doctors assistant walked in and she's about 20, petite size 8 and blonde...........
Plenty of after-care from the wifey and I was a Jaffa within a week!
03 November 2011, 06:48 PM
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03 November 2011, 06:53 PM
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On the way to the hospital, with my jam jar full (lol) of sample...
(do they do that deliberatly lol , huge pot for a small sample)
Some pillock ran into the back of the car
Theres me trying to write details / take pictures etc, with a pot of my finest wedged in my armpit lol
and you only get 30 odd mins to get it to the hospital ......
Mart
(do they do that deliberatly lol , huge pot for a small sample)
Some pillock ran into the back of the car
Theres me trying to write details / take pictures etc, with a pot of my finest wedged in my armpit lol
and you only get 30 odd mins to get it to the hospital ......
Mart
03 November 2011, 06:53 PM
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03 November 2011, 08:13 PM
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i want mine done very soon,
dont want more kids, altho the jizz would have to crawl out her a*se and climb up into her vagina, but its still a risk lol.
3 guys have had it done at work recently, not 1 went smoothly with 1 in complete agony for 2 weeks after it
put me off a tiny bit!
dont want more kids, altho the jizz would have to crawl out her a*se and climb up into her vagina, but its still a risk lol.
3 guys have had it done at work recently, not 1 went smoothly with 1 in complete agony for 2 weeks after it
put me off a tiny bit!
03 November 2011, 08:57 PM
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***** ( briefly ) the size of mangoes and possible lack of libido....I like the idea of free and easy no baby worries but there is a percentage of men who never feel the same afterwards and I reckon that could be me - I'm certainly hypochondriac enough! Possible (albeit weak )link to increased potential of prostate cancer too. Not for me.
03 November 2011, 09:17 PM
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im 25 second child due xmas and i have been thinkin about the snip for a while now,after reading this thread ill be booking my self in asap after the birth when i know she is ok,the pain cant be anyworse than the shock of hearing IM PREGNANT lol,like the idea of a group buy to save a few quid 
03 November 2011, 09:18 PM
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im 25 second child due xmas and i have been thinkin about the snip for a while now,after reading this thread ill be booking my self in asap after the birth when i know she is ok,the pain cant be anyworse than the shock of hearing IM PREGNANT lol,like the idea of a group buy to save a few quid
03 November 2011, 10:18 PM
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My old boss had it done & his ***** swelled up to the size of melons 
happens to 5% ish apparently.
TX.
happens to 5% ish apparently.TX.
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03 November 2011, 11:33 PM
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i want mine done very soon,
dont want more kids, altho the jizz would have to crawl out her a*se and climb up into her vagina, but its still a risk lol.
3 guys have had it done at work recently, not 1 went smoothly with 1 in complete agony for 2 weeks after it
put me off a tiny bit!
dont want more kids, altho the jizz would have to crawl out her a*se and climb up into her vagina, but its still a risk lol.
3 guys have had it done at work recently, not 1 went smoothly with 1 in complete agony for 2 weeks after it
put me off a tiny bit!
Classy. So a buffed up weight lifter likes bum sex - jus' sayin'
04 November 2011, 10:51 AM
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I had mine done on the 1st September 2011, so pretty recently.
I must admit I had doubts and was worried about the pain and after suffering many years ago when I was 13 with a twisted tube in one of my nuts, I was thinking that the pain was going to be much worse
But tbh it was no where near as painful as I tought it was going to be
Didn't feel a thing while the dr and his young lady assistant was down there. Talked all the way through it (she was rather tasty and what personality) having a bit of a laugh, at my expense of course 
lol
The pain started a day or two after the snip. Was just like a dull ache tbh, nothing major and a few painkillers seemed to work ok.
Just had my first specimen done and got second and last on the 1st December. Will find out a couple of days after if I am a jaffa or not.
That was hard though, trying to perform cos you have to squirt in a small tub without spilling any of it
Got it in the end though lol
And I wont have to buy so many toilet rolls anymore
Oh and I am 40!
I must admit I had doubts and was worried about the pain and after suffering many years ago when I was 13 with a twisted tube in one of my nuts, I was thinking that the pain was going to be much worse
But tbh it was no where near as painful as I tought it was going to be
Didn't feel a thing while the dr and his young lady assistant was down there. Talked all the way through it (she was rather tasty and what personality) having a bit of a laugh, at my expense of course lolThe pain started a day or two after the snip. Was just like a dull ache tbh, nothing major and a few painkillers seemed to work ok.
Just had my first specimen done and got second and last on the 1st December. Will find out a couple of days after if I am a jaffa or not.
That was hard though, trying to perform cos you have to squirt in a small tub without spilling any of it
Got it in the end though lolAnd I wont have to buy so many toilet rolls anymore
Oh and I am 40!
04 November 2011, 11:41 AM
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04 November 2011, 02:00 PM
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Mine was done on the nash
I felt ok immediately afterwards, and decided to walk home: about 20 minutes.
Then ward sister was adamant that I shouldn't, warning that after the anaesthetic wore off, I'd NOT feel like walking, but I didn't take her advice and DID have some bruising as a result...
I WOULD get it done again in the same circumstances.
To those of you who would allow your partner to have heavyweight intrusive surgery, or would rely on contraception to avoid this minor op for yourselves, I say: "Man up!"
I felt ok immediately afterwards, and decided to walk home: about 20 minutes.
Then ward sister was adamant that I shouldn't, warning that after the anaesthetic wore off, I'd NOT feel like walking, but I didn't take her advice and DID have some bruising as a result...
I WOULD get it done again in the same circumstances.
To those of you who would allow your partner to have heavyweight intrusive surgery, or would rely on contraception to avoid this minor op for yourselves, I say: "Man up!"