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26 December 2011, 07:19 PM
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Feel sorry for you really. Even if it is genuine then chances are you'll probably split up when the baby comes. Having kids can be a good test for a solid relationship, having them at this stage could be a recipe for disaster.
It does sound a bit suspect though. Two forms of contraception, 1 month and you've made her preggers.
It does sound a bit suspect though. Two forms of contraception, 1 month and you've made her preggers.
26 December 2011, 07:37 PM
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You haven't given her your real name and address have you?
My wife still thinks I'm lozgti1
My wife still thinks I'm lozgti1
26 December 2011, 07:43 PM
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Your life is now ruined.
£50 says it ain't yours.
26 December 2011, 07:44 PM
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...exactly my thoughts.
You shouldn't be happy. You should be demanding some tests and getting her to abort the thing. No wonder there's single parents/mums these days taking all the benefits and choosing not to work with no real morals. It really boils my p!ss as one of my friends of a friend is pregnant after being with her fella for just 2 months (she's 19, and her younger sister is also pregnant 17) and they think it's all OK. God knows why their parents think it's OK and support them either. Were they not brought up properly?
People need to be aware of how to bring up a child properly. Not scrounging off benefits and sleeping and having a baby with any bloke. I believe that you should only have a child after marriage, with both parents in full time jobs, with money behind them and able to put a couple of grand into savings account for the baby.
Grrrrrr I don't see how you can be happy.
Im not old fashioned either, Im only 21, it's just some people have no common sense what-so-ever.
Rant over.
You shouldn't be happy. You should be demanding some tests and getting her to abort the thing. No wonder there's single parents/mums these days taking all the benefits and choosing not to work with no real morals. It really boils my p!ss as one of my friends of a friend is pregnant after being with her fella for just 2 months (she's 19, and her younger sister is also pregnant 17) and they think it's all OK. God knows why their parents think it's OK and support them either. Were they not brought up properly?
People need to be aware of how to bring up a child properly. Not scrounging off benefits and sleeping and having a baby with any bloke. I believe that you should only have a child after marriage, with both parents in full time jobs, with money behind them and able to put a couple of grand into savings account for the baby.
Grrrrrr I don't see how you can be happy.
Im not old fashioned either, Im only 21, it's just some people have no common sense what-so-ever.
Rant over.
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26 December 2011, 08:01 PM
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Ouch, no reverse gear.
I never used to shoot my load inside even when i wore a condom, and even if they said they were on the pill, don't trust women, ******, thieves and liers the lot of em, is what was said to me as a young lad, by the grand father of a friend, and i'm still waiting for one that will prove him wrong.
Do you seriously think that after a month long relationship you should be considering bringing up a child together.
I never used to shoot my load inside even when i wore a condom, and even if they said they were on the pill, don't trust women, ******, thieves and liers the lot of em, is what was said to me as a young lad, by the grand father of a friend, and i'm still waiting for one that will prove him wrong.
Do you seriously think that after a month long relationship you should be considering bringing up a child together.
26 December 2011, 09:44 PM
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Pretty sure you have to wait at least 4 - 5 weeks to know for sure.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
26 December 2011, 11:06 PM
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Pretty sure you have to wait at least 4 - 5 weeks to know for sure.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
27 December 2011, 12:13 AM
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)I have to agree.
How did tbe heck did you get to know her... her have a 'visit from flow'... have sex with her ... AND she's realised she's pregnant all in one month?
If I were you I would be less than impressed. Even if the new age prego tests can sense pregnancy quite early, there is no chance she would even realise until she's missed a period, and speaking biologically here, if she's not testing regularly (and why the heck should she be??!!!!!) it would be AT LEAST a week after the visit from flow.
SO... if she had her visit the week before you met (depending on her cycle AND how quick she give it up) it would be aprox 5 weeks before she tested.
If she had it after, she can't get pregnant, strictly speaking, but that's all getting a bit complicated.
Anywhoo, I have been drinking, so I'm hoping myself, and this thread is clearer by tomorrow.
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27 December 2011, 12:36 AM
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I have to agree.
How did tbe heck did you get to know her... her have a 'visit from flow'... have sex with her ... AND she's realised she's pregnant all in one month?
If I were you I would be less than impressed. Even if the new age prego tests can sense pregnancy quite early, there is no chance she would even realise until she's missed a period, and speaking biologically here, if she's not testing regularly (and why the heck should she be??!!!!!) it would be AT LEAST a week after the visit from flow.
SO... if she had her visit the week before you met (depending on her cycle AND how quick she give it up) it would be aprox 5 weeks before she tested.
If she had it after, she can't get pregnant, strictly speaking, but that's all getting a bit complicated.
Anywhoo, I have been drinking, so I'm hoping myself, and this thread is clearer by tomorrow.
How did tbe heck did you get to know her... her have a 'visit from flow'... have sex with her ... AND she's realised she's pregnant all in one month?
If I were you I would be less than impressed. Even if the new age prego tests can sense pregnancy quite early, there is no chance she would even realise until she's missed a period, and speaking biologically here, if she's not testing regularly (and why the heck should she be??!!!!!) it would be AT LEAST a week after the visit from flow.
SO... if she had her visit the week before you met (depending on her cycle AND how quick she give it up) it would be aprox 5 weeks before she tested.
If she had it after, she can't get pregnant, strictly speaking, but that's all getting a bit complicated.
Anywhoo, I have been drinking, so I'm hoping myself, and this thread is clearer by tomorrow.
Makes perfect sense to me
27 December 2011, 08:34 AM
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Pretty sure you have to wait at least 4 - 5 weeks to know for sure.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
This has to be the best excuse for getting pregnant
Woman says she became pregnant after watching **** in 3D
Dario Luga May 6, 2010 Oddstuff
A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a **** movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a **** movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a **** film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch **** movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
Reading that kinda reminded me of the part in this movie,What a mind ****.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs
27 December 2011, 08:42 AM
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Ouch, no reverse gear.
I never used to shoot my load inside even when i wore a condom, and even if they said they were on the pill, don't trust women, ******, thieves and liers the lot of em, is what was said to me as a young lad, by the grand father of a friend, and i'm still waiting for one that will prove him wrong.
Do you seriously think that after a month long relationship you should be considering bringing up a child together.
I never used to shoot my load inside even when i wore a condom, and even if they said they were on the pill, don't trust women, ******, thieves and liers the lot of em, is what was said to me as a young lad, by the grand father of a friend, and i'm still waiting for one that will prove him wrong.
Do you seriously think that after a month long relationship you should be considering bringing up a child together.
27 December 2011, 08:53 AM
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Better keep the sn+ memership up to date mate as you will be needing it in 9 months time to make use off the cars for sale section, and if thats one kid in just a month then 9 months time ??!!
" scooby for sale will exchange for mini bus "
comming form essex and no doubt the mother being an essex girl ?? would think it wont be long before the usual jokes appear on here either !!
sorry mate if genuine then I have to say you should know that asking for this type off advice on scoobynet is not going to get you the answers you are looking for !! ask about a pet dog and you will get 100 + answers all offering in depth sympathetic advice !!
" scooby for sale will exchange for mini bus "
comming form essex and no doubt the mother being an essex girl ?? would think it wont be long before the usual jokes appear on here either !!
sorry mate if genuine then I have to say you should know that asking for this type off advice on scoobynet is not going to get you the answers you are looking for !! ask about a pet dog and you will get 100 + answers all offering in depth sympathetic advice !!
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27 December 2011, 09:21 AM
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Better keep the sn+ memership up to date mate as you will be needing it in 6 months time to make use off the cars for sale section, and if thats one kid in just a month then 6 months time ??!!
" scooby for sale will exchange for mini bus "
comming form essex and no doubt the mother being an essex girl ?? would think it wont be long before the usual jokes appear on here either !!
sorry mate if genuine then I have to say you should know that asking for this type off advice on scoobynet is not going to get you the answers you are looking for !! ask about a pet dog and you will get 100 + answers all offering in depth sympathetic advice !!
" scooby for sale will exchange for mini bus "
comming form essex and no doubt the mother being an essex girl ?? would think it wont be long before the usual jokes appear on here either !!
sorry mate if genuine then I have to say you should know that asking for this type off advice on scoobynet is not going to get you the answers you are looking for !! ask about a pet dog and you will get 100 + answers all offering in depth sympathetic advice !!
27 December 2011, 09:40 AM
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Always thought it was 9 months a growing baby took to venture out into the outside world ??!!
my original reply said 9 months, quoted 6 ??
EFA - - must be getting old ??!!
my original reply said 9 months, quoted 6 ??
EFA - - must be getting old ??!!
