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Old 27 December 2011, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
One month???? Wake up and smell the coffee......you're being stitched up like a kipper, sweetheart.
She maybe met you, had sex, found out she is pregnant and thought that after several weeks, you would make a good dad.
Either that or it's like the boy who cried wolf, and this is her trump card for whenever you seem disinterested.
Old 27 December 2011, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jono300
Always thought it was 9 months a growing baby took to venture out into the outside world ??!!

my original reply said 9 months, quoted 6 ??

EFA - - must be getting old ??!!
EFA = edited for accuracy.

I'm just joking in regards to what others have said, ie she's 3 months gone!
Old 27 December 2011, 05:49 PM
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Always best to kick it's back doors in first.
Old 27 December 2011, 10:49 PM
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This is what you should tell her


Old 28 December 2011, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Always best to kick it's back doors in first.

Most wouldn't let you That's what men do to men
Old 28 December 2011, 01:13 AM
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Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
Old 28 December 2011, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......

Phew!!! You can now try again
Old 28 December 2011, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by stevebt
Phew!!! You can now try again
Just goes to prove we were right
Old 28 December 2011, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......


TX.
Old 28 December 2011, 02:16 AM
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Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons
Old 28 December 2011, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
She sounds like a real 'keeper' - genuine, honest and in a relationship for all the right reasons - steer well clear!
Old 28 December 2011, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Most wouldn't let you That's what men do to men
I've never raised it with the wife or wanted too!

Love the modern world.......life changing/ruining moments are uttered by text message
Old 28 December 2011, 12:08 PM
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Old 28 December 2011, 12:27 PM
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This all sounds a bit





To me!
Old 28 December 2011, 12:28 PM
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Best start again I reckon!

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Old 28 December 2011, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons

Should be helmets on for the lads though
Old 28 December 2011, 12:39 PM
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I had a girl say she was pregnant after 6 weeks of us being together...

I was only young so panic set in,didnt know what to do was worried about what i we were gonna do..

About 2 weeks later she admitted that she wasnt preganant at all and had just "said it" to see if i was committed to our relationship and to see what my reaction would be.

My reaction was to say "**** off you loony bitch"....
Old 28 December 2011, 12:41 PM
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About 2 weeks later she admitted that she wasnt preganant at all and had just "said it" to see if i was committed to our relationship and to see what my reaction would be.

My reaction was to say "**** off you loony bitch"....
Good call: I can't stand liars
Old 28 December 2011, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons


I'm waaaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date!
Old 28 December 2011, 03:28 PM
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Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.

I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
Old 29 December 2011, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt

I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
That's a shocking comment !
Old 29 December 2011, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.

I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
That's not even slightly funny.
Old 29 December 2011, 07:30 AM
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Old 29 December 2011, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.

I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
You can tell you're an immature 21 year old with comments like that. Fingers crossed you'll say something like that to someone in person and get a good slap for your troubles. We can only hope...
Old 29 December 2011, 10:21 AM
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I just don't see the funny side of joking about being a baby killer.
Old 29 December 2011, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
I just don't see the funny side of joking about being a baby killer.
I could think of better ways of bedding yourself in as a newbie. That is of course unless the 'newbie' is just a new username for an existing member aimed at posting controversial comments??
Old 29 December 2011, 10:36 AM
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Oh no! Its like Michael all over again. Are we going to have to live this mans life blow by blow?
Old 29 December 2011, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
I'm waaaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date!
I'll be the judge of that

Last edited by DYK; 29 December 2011 at 12:21 PM.
Old 29 December 2011, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Oh no! Its like Michael all over again. Are we going to have to live this mans life blow by blow?
I don't think it was the "blow" bit that landed him in this mess!
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