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27 December 2011, 11:03 AM
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One month???? Wake up and smell the coffee......you're being stitched up like a kipper, sweetheart.
She maybe met you, had sex, found out she is pregnant and thought that after several weeks, you would make a good dad.
Either that or it's like the boy who cried wolf, and this is her trump card for whenever you seem disinterested.
27 December 2011, 05:18 PM
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Always thought it was 9 months a growing baby took to venture out into the outside world ??!!
my original reply said 9 months, quoted 6 ??
EFA - - must be getting old ??!!
EFA = edited for accuracy.
I'm just joking in regards to what others have said, ie she's 3 months gone!
27 December 2011, 05:49 PM
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Always best to kick it's back doors in first.
27 December 2011, 10:49 PM
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This is what you should tell her
28 December 2011, 12:46 AM
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Always best to kick it's back doors in first.
Most wouldn't let you
That's what men do to men
28 December 2011, 01:13 AM
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Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
28 December 2011, 01:34 AM
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Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
Phew!!! You can now try again
28 December 2011, 01:52 AM
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Phew!!! You can now try again
Just goes to prove we were right
28 December 2011, 01:57 AM
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Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
TX.
28 December 2011, 02:16 AM
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Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you
haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons
28 December 2011, 07:27 AM
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Hahaha you lot are quality.... id never expect a genuine answer. she txt me today and now all of a sudden she aint up the duff no more......
She sounds like a real 'keeper' - genuine, honest and in a relationship for all the right reasons - steer well clear!
28 December 2011, 07:30 AM
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Most wouldn't let you
That's what men do to men
I've never raised it with the wife or wanted too!
Love the modern world.......life changing/ruining moments are uttered by text message
28 December 2011, 12:08 PM
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28 December 2011, 12:27 PM
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This all sounds a bit
To me!
28 December 2011, 12:28 PM
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Best start again I reckon!
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28 December 2011, 12:35 PM
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Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you
haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons
Should be helmets on for the lads though
28 December 2011, 12:39 PM
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I had a girl say she was pregnant after 6 weeks of us being together...
I was only young so panic set in,didnt know what to do was worried about what i we were gonna do..
About 2 weeks later she admitted that she wasnt preganant at all and had just "said it" to see if i was committed to our relationship and to see what my reaction would be.
My reaction was to say "**** off you loony bitch"....
28 December 2011, 12:41 PM
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About 2 weeks later she admitted that she wasnt preganant at all and had just "said it" to see if i was committed to our relationship and to see what my reaction would be.
My reaction was to say "**** off you loony bitch"....
Good call: I can't stand liars
28 December 2011, 01:10 PM
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Helmets off to the scooby women.you are worthy sparta scoob females.Now line up while i **** everyone of you
haven't you heard scooby sparta needs sons
I'm waaaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date!
28 December 2011, 03:28 PM
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Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.
I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
29 December 2011, 12:44 AM
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I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
That's a shocking comment !
29 December 2011, 06:56 AM
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Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.
I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
That's not even slightly funny.
29 December 2011, 07:30 AM
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29 December 2011, 09:45 AM
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Phew thank god this thread has all become clearer.
I'm still going with my previous post about punching her in the belly, twice, to make sure.
You can tell you're an immature 21 year old with comments like that. Fingers crossed you'll say something like that to someone in person and get a good slap for your troubles.
We can only hope...
29 December 2011, 10:21 AM
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I just don't see the funny side of joking about being a baby killer.
29 December 2011, 10:33 AM
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I just don't see the funny side of joking about being a baby killer.
I could think of better ways of bedding yourself in as a newbie. That is of course unless the 'newbie' is just a new username for an existing member aimed at posting controversial comments??
29 December 2011, 10:36 AM
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Oh no! Its like Michael all over again. Are we going to have to live this mans life blow by blow?
29 December 2011, 12:17 PM
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I'm waaaaaaaaaay past my sell-by date!
I'll be the judge of that
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Oh no! Its like Michael all over again. Are we going to have to live this mans life blow by blow?
I don't think it was the "blow" bit that landed him in this mess!
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