GT Scooby blue

iTrader: (14)

Yes, that one works.

But if you cant get any dung you could try tearing up a sponge and soak it in really tasty gravy, the cats will love it and want to eat it all up, their intestines on the other hand cant cope with it and they will go away somewhere and eventually keel over.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Does it have to be "really tasty" gravy and if so who makes this decision ? my idea of tasty might differ from yours or the cats ?

Gotta love all these cat "killer" wannabes ..

squeakyclean32

Get a cat of your own...works everytime as other cats will not want to go near your cats turf so to speak

DCI Gene Hunt

squeakyclean32

Its true....we had the same problem a couple of years ago & someone suggested this fix. In the end we tried it & it actually did work

An0n0m0us

Landmines are effective and unobtrusive once buried in the garden, just remember where you planted them.

Leslie

Try scattering some of the old fashioned type camphor mothballs around the garden. I am told that cats dislike those intensely.

Les

99jdee

wait untill you see one **** in ya garden, follow it back to where it sleeps be it the garden or its cat bed, pull ya pants down and give birth to a brown baby boy right there on his bed.. pmsl. fair is fair.

GC8

Lion poop. I have it on good authority that lion squeeze will keep smaller cats away. All you need to do is source one lion turd and place it in the area; the lion neednt squeeze one out every day or anything.

I have access to lion poop btw, although thats usually the achilles heel of the plan.

Iain250

iTrader: (1)

This is Jackson - hes for hire - all your ***** cat problems end with him



cool aint he

iain.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

As I read that I started to get a bit worried .. being SN I was expecting some cat bumming description ..

StrikE

iTrader: (3)

You can humanely temp the cat into a cat carrier with some Salmon/Tuna chunks.
You can humanely take the little fella for a long long run in the car 50+ miles.
You can humanely let the ***** out at a distant beauty spot!
You can humanely drive away in the knowledge the feline was perfectly health when you last spotted it in your rear view mirror thus avoiding any guilty feelings.

Leslie

You do see some A' holes around don't you!

Les

Turbohot

Goodness me! Leslie swore for the first time!

Leslie

Ha ha, I always thought that "****" was just another name for it!

Les

shooter007

Bugger

shooter007

Don't do the antifreeze it will kill dogs even in very small amounts

yabbadoo4

iTrader: (8)

few ideas : 1. a swift kick in the ***** usually works 2. move to a multi story block, no garden no poop. 3. ill post you a pic of my m8 frank, he scares ***** off from miles away.

ScoobLou

iTrader: (21)

I don't like cats to be honest, prefer dogs but can't have one at the mo due to our lifestyle.