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Old 12 February 2012, 12:13 AM
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I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
Old 12 February 2012, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Adam Sandler you mean? :Suspisiou
Nope he's right. Ben stiller was the care home worker looking after Happy's Grandma.

As far as film quotes go, I've always like:

Dutch Accent: "I'm sho glad I shaved my ballsh"
Old 12 February 2012, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
FMJ.


It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Old 12 February 2012, 02:27 AM
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My own brother a Goddamn ****-sucking vampire! Well you wait til Mom finds out buddy!
Old 12 February 2012, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by joey_turbo
Nope he's right. Ben stiller was the care home worker looking after Happy's Grandma.

As far as film quotes go, I've always like:

Dutch Accent: "I'm sho glad I shaved my ballsh"
Has to be GOLDMEMBER
Old 12 February 2012, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by the hamster
Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore

"look at the size of that boys head, its like an orange on a toothpick"
I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER
Old 12 February 2012, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by GazTheHat
My own brother a Goddamn ****-sucking vampire! Well you wait til Mom finds out buddy!
Lost Boys
Old 12 February 2012, 07:00 AM
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: Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!





You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely


There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a ******* from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.


You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

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Old 12 February 2012, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
: Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!





You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely


There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a ******* from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.


You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
A Few Good Men
Old 12 February 2012, 07:15 AM
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You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!


Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.

The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.
That is impossible,how can a blind man be a lookout.
How can an idiot be a police officer
Well,all he has to do is enlist...
Shut up.

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Old 12 February 2012, 07:47 AM
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i got your position, i got the target, we are in bound hot
Old 12 February 2012, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
i got your position, i got the target, we are in bound hot


Bendover 3?
Old 12 February 2012, 08:12 AM
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ahaha very good, close

I should have seen that one coming (not a film btw I just should of seen that one)
Old 12 February 2012, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
i got your position, i got the target, we are in bound hot
Battlefield 3
Old 12 February 2012, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Who was the guy who is on TV tonight who said "I'd like to lick you all over" to a now very famous star in an old gangster film. I should have asked this yesterday.......

dl
Sounds like Death Wish 3.
"Hey bitch come over here I wanna eat you! I'm gunna lick you all over. I'm coming for you bitch!"

Wasn't the actor also in Bill and Ted?
Old 12 February 2012, 11:54 AM
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"I gotta 'nutha banana in my baaaaaag. Why don't you take my banana out! If you could handle my banana half as well as you did with that coffee cup, we'll be doing just fine..."
Old 12 February 2012, 12:01 PM
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"There’s not a day goes by that I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here and because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. Try and talk some sense into him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that is left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? That’s just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. ‘Cause, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a ****."

Old 12 February 2012, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
"There’s not a day goes by that I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here and because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. Try and talk some sense into him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that is left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? That’s just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. ‘Cause, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a ****."

Shawshank Redemption



"The Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' up in here with her fine ***, ******* hangin' out and everything, and if she tells me your name is Jesus Christ, I STILL gotta take you to see the Boss"
Old 12 February 2012, 12:40 PM
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All bets are off.
Old 12 February 2012, 01:21 PM
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Was there a bit of Peter Sellers / Pink Panther a few posts back ? Do you have a licence for that Minkey ?

Shaun
Old 12 February 2012, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
i got your position, i got the target, we are in bound hot
Black Hawk Down

"This is what I call this a target rich environment."
Old 12 February 2012, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
All bets are off.
******


BTW is ****** another code word
Old 12 February 2012, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Black Hawk Down

"This is what I call this a target rich environment."
Top Gun

Youre a big man, but youre in bad shape; with me, its a full time job.
Old 12 February 2012, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Black Hawk Down

"This is what I call this a target rich environment."
correct -- RPGGGGG!!!
Old 12 February 2012, 07:05 PM
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Callin rubber jerk, and that rattlin piece of black crap at your side door, *** on
Old 12 February 2012, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Top Gun

Youre a big man, but youre in bad shape; with me, its a full time job.


Get Carter.


DYK..........
Old 12 February 2012, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!


Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.

The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.
That is impossible,how can a blind man be a lookout.
How can an idiot be a police officer
Well,all he has to do is enlist...
Shut up.
Top is micky talking to rocky

And then rocky to a kid
Old 12 February 2012, 07:47 PM
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I never f8cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my ***** and my word and I don't break them for no one.
Old 12 February 2012, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stonejedi
thats not a for head thats a five head you dont have dreams you have movies.
ive had to move this from the front page someone tell me the film that this line is from
Old 12 February 2012, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by stonejedi
ive had to move this from the front page someone tell me the film that this line is from
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