StiX

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I'm often called a miserable ******, however I laughed out loud to this.

Thanks!

Leslie

I would not remain stationery, in case one of them wrote on me!

Les

DYK

I would take off in a plane and drop a load of chunky kit kat's on the zombies,this would at least buy me some time,whilst i make my escape plan

pimmo2000

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billythekid

Nuclear sub. Enough food on one of those puppies to last one person a very long time. If you get bored you can fire off a few nukes :-)

Never run out of fuel or power.

Get away from land, chances of power stations going into melt down high. Dams will rupture etc. No safe food sources.

pimmo2000

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Where would you find one and how would you "drive" it ?

Best get training now, although I'm not sure the government for accept, "in case of Zombie attack" as a reason ..

I think you'd also go crazy alone in the middle of the sea..

Leslie

I just know you can work it out!

Les

joey_turbo

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Stationery = Envelopes, pens/pencils writing equipment.
Stationary = Not moving

I got it.

pimmo2000

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oh .. haha

joey_turbo

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I thought that too. Don't give up the day job Les.

Geezer

How about NORAD? Can take a direct nuclear strike, so zombies ain't gonna get in through that. I would imagine it has sufficient stores for some years and recycling equipment to keep you in water. Simple.

Geezer

DYK

Maybe someone should write to tom tom,and ask them to put a zombie evasion route on sat navs. So instead of live traffic,you could switch to live Zombie.

bigsinky

take off, nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

hmmmmm......... where have i heard that before

DCI Gene Hunt