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i can imagine the scene: tommy: "fancy something to eat?" tommys pof date : "sure that sounds good" tommy: "ok i was thinking a meal for 2?" pof date: " sure thing" tommy: " thats me sorted then what are you gonna have?"
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
Sting, I wish I could post this well when drunk
tubby sounds so much like pslewis, it's unreal. emmaroids sound so much like tubby, it's unreal, as for the text speak, it's unreal
OMG are you serious?? If you have to ask on an online forum it's time to accept that there's a 9/10 chance you'll be a lifelong virgin until you can afford the cash to get laid
OMG are you serious?? If you have to ask on an online forum it's time to accept that there's a 9/10 chance you'll be a lifelong virgin until you can afford the cash to get laid
lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then
lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then
So get her bloody well asked then. She might shock you when she says yes
So get her bloody well asked then. She might shock you when she says yes
im gonna ask hwer if she wants a game of pool at the weekend or go the the cinema as i want to watch american pie the reunion so il ask her if she wants to go n see it with me ha ... but yeh im just gonna go for it mate i've got nothing to loose aprt from being told NO lol
im gonna ask hwer if she wants a game of pool at the weekend or go the the cinema as i want to watch american pie the reunion so il ask her if she wants to go n see it with me ha ... but yeh im just gonna go for it mate i've got nothing to loose aprt from being told NO lol
get her number and indulge in a bit of text flirting, cant go wrong with this method, cinema is a crap first date as you cant talk, pool is a better idea.
lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then
Perfect one? Spend rest of life with? 'kin hell. Haven't you just met her?