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Old 30 June 2012, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
she's the one filing for devoice and she wants sole custody of their child.
read into that what you want!!
I have just read the news. You are right. The papers say that Katie is not happy with Tom's Scientological ways of bringing up Suri. Apparently, Suri goes to her Scientology school with the lipstick on.




I kind of guessed it right, as it is the Scientology which has made Tom lose his marbles, and he wants Suri to wear lipstick to school at the age of 6. ******* mad.

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Old 30 June 2012, 06:22 PM
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I have seen him in the flesh and he is tiny much shorter than 5.9
Old 30 June 2012, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I have seen him in the flesh and he is tiny much shorter than 5.9
How tall do you reckon, then? As tall as Kylie or shorter? He is no way a 2-footer either. My daughter was over 4 foot at 12.

Not that it matters even if he was a Tom Thumb; which he isn't, really. Not every tall person is hangsome, anyway. There are many tall and ugly people around, and short and handsome people lurking about alongside. A palm tree is tall, but it doesn't mean its great looking. TC is a good looking guy and a superb actor along with a strange brain, that's all.
Old 30 June 2012, 06:37 PM
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He was never the same after flying into that jet-wash, crashing the F14 and killing Dr Green!!!
Old 30 June 2012, 06:49 PM
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Since when is 5ft 9in considered short! Such murmerings must be those of the elitist 6ft+ brigade.

But Tom must be shorter than 5' 9" surely. I'm guessing IRO 5' 5" to 5' 7"...?
Old 30 June 2012, 07:21 PM
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Anyone who takes up a religion founded by a science fiction writer who reportedly said "If you want to be remembered, start a religion" needs to be locked up frankly.

The bit about being marooned slaves of an alien race is my favorite.

Perhaps Katie got fed up with him attaching that thing they use to her nipples.
Old 30 June 2012, 07:27 PM
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Tom Cruise is 5' 7" but looks taller as he wears built up shoes. Katie Holmes is 5' 9".
Old 30 June 2012, 08:58 PM
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I thought them two split up years ago.....
Old 30 June 2012, 10:49 PM
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She has great nips in Batman Begins
Old 01 July 2012, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by scunnered
Tom Cruise is 5' 7" but looks taller as he wears built up shoes. Katie Holmes is 5' 9".
Okay.


To the ones who call him a dwarf, 5' 7" isn't 2' 2" so he isn't that bad TBH. He always got the tall girls to marry, so he couldn't have faced that much hardship for being a tiddy. Both of his exes are not mingers either. Even some of SN members would say "I would!" to his girls. I reckon he is very fortunate for a small geeza. Very rich as well. Much richer than many tall guys out there. Good on him. About this divorce milarky, they will find new people pretty sharpish. They all do that in Hollywood. About their kid, hope they get something sorted. No good for the kid going to school with the lipstick on, though. That's crazy! Tom needs to sort his head about his Scientology.

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Old 01 July 2012, 09:07 PM
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Oh dear, I sense height issues and a private room covered with posters of short men...

5'7" is dwarfish and I wonder why he got the tall good looking girls? May I remind you of the classic question " So, Debbie McGee, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels"? D
Old 01 July 2012, 09:37 PM
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Don't think the Paul Daniels rule applies here. Nicole and Katie were both already successful actresses when they married Tom. It's not really as if he's an ugly bloke is it?
Old 01 July 2012, 09:41 PM
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**** tom's found out about me and his mrs.

she just wanted some tubby luvin...........
Old 01 July 2012, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
Oh dear, I sense height issues and a private room covered with posters of short men...

I wouldn't sense too much, as its^ all null and void. Although on Scoobynet, everyone is an effing Mystic Meg.

5'7" is dwarfish and I wonder why he got the tall good looking girls? May I remind you of the classic question " So, Debbie McGee, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels"? D
Are you a 6 footer? Are you good looking with it, and with great commercial success? If yes, this does make you very fortunate TBH.

As a matter of fact, in this sole custody issue of TomKat, Tom might get reavealed to be nasty towards his child. it will be a real flaw, but still will be irrelevant to his height. That's because there are lot of tall nasties out there, too.

What is often heard is that Tom Cruise is short and that is why he is ****. Even on SN, there could be some 5' 7" men, and some of them must be better looking and more successful than the tall men here. As you say, TC got the tall girls because he must be loaded; like Paul Daniels. Well, at least he could become loaded by using his talent, even when he is short. So, regardless of any issue's issue, one being a 6 footer isn't always a major plus point. As you say, the wrinkly Paul Daniels was able to bag himself that Debbie person on his financial competency, so that proves the point. Also, Paul Daniels and Tom Cruise don't share a league. One is an archaic magician, and another one is a Top Gun. Fact.

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Old 01 July 2012, 10:27 PM
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either way tom cruise is still a crazy scientologist c**t
Old 02 July 2012, 10:29 AM
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I'm afraid to say I'm 5'7" and was 'average' height when I was young. But these days it is classed as small.
Old 02 July 2012, 05:00 PM
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All those rumours were correct....
http://newsthump.com/2012/07/02/tom-...lack-of-*****/
Old 03 July 2012, 10:28 AM
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if I were katie, id be worried. those scientology lot are bonkers. I remember the panorama or dispatch on CH4 had a report looking into scientology. The arguments/almost fights were the best Ive ever seen on TV.

Check it out

Old 03 July 2012, 01:14 PM
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Yep - it is all about his young daughter and Katie Holmes not being happy about the way she is being schooled/bought up.

That's why she wants sole custody to get her away from Scientology. (apparently)
Old 03 July 2012, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
How tall do you reckon, then? As tall as Kylie or shorter? He is no way a 2-footer either. My daughter was over 4 foot at 12.

Not that it matters even if he was a Tom Thumb; which he isn't, really. Not every tall person is hangsome, anyway. There are many tall and ugly people around, and short and handsome people lurking about alongside. A palm tree is tall, but it doesn't mean its great looking. TC is a good looking guy and a superb actor along with a strange brain, that's all.
It's probably fair to say that most of those being critical of TC's height and sexuality are fat, ugly, badly dressed blokes who although "nominally" heterosexual, haven't had a **** (with a real, alive, attractive and willing female) for years, if at all

So what if he's a bit wierd. As has been said, he's no wierder than anyone who obsessively follows any religion.
Old 03 July 2012, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
It's probably fair to say that most of those being critical of TC's height and sexuality are fat, ugly, badly dressed blokes who although "nominally" heterosexual, haven't had a **** (with a real, alive, attractive and willing female) for years, if at all

So what if he's a bit wierd. As has been said, he's no wierder than anyone who obsessively follows any religion.
...or a fruit company.
Old 03 July 2012, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
Don't think the Paul Daniels rule applies here. Nicole and Katie were both already successful actresses when they married Tom. It's not really as if he's an ugly bloke is it?
I don't think that Katie Holmes could really have been deemed successful in comparison to Nicole, and neither of them, in financial terms, to TC (who was the most highly paid actor in Hollywood last year, for instance).

But don't bring reason and logic into this - he is a massive supporter of a very fcuked up "religion" so he deserves all the derision he can get on every level.

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Old 04 July 2012, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot

Are you a 6 footer? Are you good looking with it, and with great commercial success? If yes, this does make you very fortunate TBH.

As you say, the wrinkly Paul Daniels was able to bag himself that Debbie person on his financial competency, so that proves the point.

Also, Paul Daniels and Tom Cruise don't share a league. One is an archaic magician, and another one is a Top Gun. Fact.


To answer the above points in order:

Yes, that pretty much describes me, and, aw shucks, thanks.


It actually proves my point - that hideous little dwarves can still cop off with good looking tall women if they have a thick enough wallet to stand on viz B. Ecclestone Esq


They are in the same league - that of fooling impressionable wimmins.
Old 04 July 2012, 04:20 PM
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Fat Boy, commercial success i'll give you
Old 04 July 2012, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
They are in the same league - that of fooling impressionable wimmins.

I was more about the league on the basis of their looks, not on their philosophy of catching butterflies .

They look slightly different, I think. I may be wrong, though.
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Dear Ms T-hot

I'm sure you'd like to try and change the basis of your argument now it's holed and taking on water badly, but both their ***** are still too close to the ground and they have led astray girlies who should know better.

The fact that some of the girlies in question are vastly better looking than others is immaterial (and also doesn't demonstrate much wimminly sisterhoodness).

I rest my case.

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Old 06 July 2012, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
Dear Ms T-hot

I'm sure you'd like to try and change the basis of your argument now it's holed and taking on water badly, but both their ***** are still too close to the ground and they have led astray girlies who should know better.

The fact that some of the girlies in question are vastly better looking than others is immaterial (and also doesn't demonstrate much wimminly sisterhoodness).

I rest my case.

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I never did see you and Turbohot as soulmates up until now, but...

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Hello Mr. F-Boy,

The basis of my argument was that regardless of Tom's butt being too close to the ground (which has been a longstanding ridicule for him; way before he became a fcukwit Scientologist), he was able to pull birds, which has been evident. Whatever the reasons may be, they are his devices to get his wimmins. I think that's what you were also saying, as you said that Paul Daniels got Debbie for similar reasons, even when his @rse is too close to the ground. Yes? So, we (you and I) don't differ on that opinion there.

When I said:
Originally Posted by Turbohot
I was more about the league on the basis of their looks, not on their philosophy of catching butterflies .

They look slightly different, I think. I may be wrong, though.
I was talking about Tom and Paul Daniels with my 'their' and 'they' words. I didn't make any comparison between any girls, so I don't know where you have got that from. By "They look slightly different", I should have said "They look slightly different from each other", to make it more understandable. I meant Tom and Paul Daniels are in different from each other in looks hence not in the same league, which even a blind person can spot. Tom has been called the sexiest man alive by the media sometimes in 90's etc. but I don't recall Paul Daniels being called anything like that. A lot of men instantly jump onto Haha-ing Tom Cruise for being short, and that doesn't demonstrate much manly brotherhoodness. Luan Pra Bang states his reason for disliking the 'Scientologist' TC, and is able to blank his TomThumbness by stating "either way...". To me, Luan's point weighs better; unlike the shallow point some make about Tom's height. Anyway, I don't know Tom personally, so I am not that fussed TBH.

I was making a point in general to say that height isn't everything, as recognised by the 'heightists'. If one is tall and ugly, he will still be classed as tall and ugly. Being tall doesn't automatically make anyone sexy and beautiful. As I said before, there are a lot of tall uglies knocking about in this world.

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