big bloke sitting outside my house for 4 hours!?

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08 September 2012, 09:52 PM

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It was the TV detector van ha ha

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08 September 2012, 10:01 PM

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Currage. As in the judge that let that burglar off for having the ***** to break into someone's house. Maybe it was a sting operation...

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08 September 2012, 10:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooby Soon!

any ideas why a bloke would be parked on the road outside my house for 4 hours reading a newspaper?

It does not sound that unusual apart from...... the engine is running and my house happens to be on a main road, he has caused traffic chaos since about 3.30pm what could he be doing?

I would be asking the Mrs if she knows any big black men and why was one waiting outside

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08 September 2012, 11:29 PM

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If it was directly outside your house & you didn't go outside how do you know it wasn't a police speed camera van?

And if it wasn't one of those then surely it was either a copper or a private detective

Maybe your Mrs has paid to have you watched.... make sure you aren't followed next time you venture out....

Oh an I am curiuos now - you live on a VERY main road..............?

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09 September 2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Boro

There could be a billion reasons! Use your imagination. Ok, here's one for ya.

The week before some guy in a pink cadillac cut up his mrs and put a massive scrape down her brand new ferrari testalamborghinavantage which cost £30 to fix.

He wasn't very happy about it cos that was his beer money for the week and he didn't get to go out and play with his mates that weekend and instead had to stay home and watch corrie with said mrs, which resulted in a massive row in which he ended up poking one of his knitting needles in her eye.

Anyway, he decided he was going to sit on the road where it happened cos it was rush hour and he figured the guy probably came home from work the same time and the same way every day.

So, he parked up and waited... and waited... and waited...

He got a bit bored so turned on to radio caroline to pass the time and had a read of the paper (not a good move cos he might have missed the bright pink cadillac, but hey, I'm just guessing here.

As he was there for a few hours, he didn't want to flatten his battery, so started his engine and put the heaters on as his little tooties were getting a bit cold too.

And he waited some more... and some more...

THEN!!!!

HE SPOTTED HIM!!! In his pink cadillac, oozing down the street, waving to the girls, feeling out of sight...

The rest as they say is history. The guy bludgeoned the driver to death with a toffee hammer.

PS. I have more theories if you would like to hear them?

Your little scenario only has the remotest shred of credibility if the cut-up merchant is driving a very unique and easily-identifiable vehicle, which makes it a pretty unlikely one from the off. Even if we go along with it though, you said yourself the guy wasn't being particularly bright in deciding to read a paper, as it would mean his whole day's stake-out might be for nothing. By your own admission them, you've failed to meet the challenge, which was to come up with a scenario that doesn't involve the guy in the car/van being a bit of a retard (or a total weirdo, or a very incompetent criminal).

Nice try, but no cigar