RJM25R

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Amstrad is Alan Michael Sugar TRADing

pimmo2000

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And the copy and paste award goes to

The Trooper 1815

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If you stand with your arms out to your sides ("T" Shape) the distance between the tips of your index fingers is the same as your height on a normal human.

JTaylor

Vitruvian Man

Funkii Munkii

Stink Bridge Crossing

SJ_Skyline

Wanking is bad for your eyesight

Turbohot

It was Einstein who invented the cat flap. What a clever man.

JTaylor

It was 14th century Northerners who invented the flat cap. What a gang of wànkers.

Turbohot

I so knew that some smarty pants would come in, and throw his weight around over a flipping cat flap. Gimme the source for the '14th century Northerners inventing the cat flap' gem, purleeze. Where did you get that from, hmm?


Say if they did, why were they wànkers, though? What is wrong with inventing the cat flap?

TelBoy

Did Einstein wear a flat cap when he invented the cat flap?

Turbohot

No, That was Tiny Eyes who wore a flat cap.

Imagine how cagey must have looked and how lazy he must have cooked.

RJM25R

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All my own work.....

warrenm2

FAIL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_door

You're thinking of Newton, but as the link mentions, that is wrong too

Turbohot

Another interesting fact:

Humour doesn't have to be factual.

warrenm2

Still a fail though for not being funny

Turbohot

DYK

Scoobynet has gone flat breasted...